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Summery: Itachi finds a black cat that soon becomes his new favorite companion. But little did he know that 'Kuro' wasn't what she seemed to be. Itachi gets a shock when 'Kuro' becomes a beautiful woman right before his eyes… and she's NAKED?! Will Itachi reject his best friend? Or will the feelings he has for the girl hold him back? ItachiXYoruichi NarutoXBleach

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Chapter 1: a new companion

"bom bom bom! I'm a shark! I'm a Shark! Silently I STRIKE! I'm a SHAR---"

"Shut UP!" Itachi had finally lost his temper when Kisame had broken into a singing frenzy.

"But… I LOVE this song! I feel whole when I hear it like I'm not a freak, you know?"

"Hmph… well you're only embarrassing yourself and our organization…" Itachi claimed as he turned and walked away from their campsite.

"Wait, where are you off to?: Kisame stood to follow only to be stopped by Itachi's intense glare.

"To be alone… Don't follow…" With that he turned back onto the path he had set for himself. Kisame just watched in dumbfound amusement as his partner moved out of his line of sight.

"Heh, what a strange person…" Kisame commented, turning back to his off-tune singing, "I'm a SHARK! I'm Dumber than a tree –I only have three thoughts… and they are eat, swim, EAT!"

Panting from exhaustion, and limping due to various injuries, the small cat finally gave into her aching limbs and collapsed beneath a large willow tree that stood alone in the deserted meadow. 'At this rate I won't make it 'till morning… I need food, and fast… but I haven't seen a single living being in days.' She lowered her ears at the thought of dying in a place such as this. 'I'll just have to save my energy, and hope something comes…'

She lifted her right paw to clean one of her injuries with her tongue before smoothing the silky black fur back into place. She then curled herself into a ball to enter into a deep and much needed sleep, only to be stopped by the smell of a human walking towards her. Thanking her lucky stars she let out what was supposed to be a meow to catch the person's attention, only to have it come out as stifled 'nyor' sound. She took back her thanks and scowled when she saw the person turn away. 'Dammit! Please come back!'

After about twenty minutes of walking, Itachi found himself at the foot of a small field, starring at a single willow tree. As he turned to leave, he heard a small and strange noise coming from the tree's trunk. Curious, he turned and began walking towards the tree, only to see a small black object curled into a ball at the base of the trunk.

Itachi heard the sound again, drawing Itachi closer and closer towards it. Once he was less than five feet away Itachi recognized the sound to be a weak 'meow'. He took a few more steps until he was right in front of the wounded cat, after seeing how badly the cat had been injured, and how skinny it had become, Itachi knew there was no chance for this animal's survival. He slowly raised his foot to give the final blow, but was surprised to see the cat disappear as soon as he began to bring his foot down. "what the-"

"I'm afraid that you'll have to been a lot faster than that if you want to finish me off…"

Startled, Itachi turned toward the voice, only to see the face of the black cat starring back at him from the inside of his cloak. The cat poked its head up through the collar of the cloak, and gave itachi what seemed to be a smile. Itachi blinked a single time, trying to understand what had just occurred. "What are you?"

"Well, I'm a cat." It answered bluntly.

"How can you talk?"

"Talent…"

"hn…"

After a moment of awkward silence the cat blurted out, "Do you have any food?"

"What?" Itachi gave the cat a confused look.

"I asked if you had any food…" the cat returned his look with one of annoyance.

"Why should I feed you?"

"Because I'm hungry."

"So?"

"Are you saying that you'll let me starve?"

"I don't see why I shouldn't let you."

"Because I'm a talking cat…"

"So, what?"

"So… Where else are you going to ever meet a cat with a talent like that?"

Itachi stayed quiet for a moment before turning to walk back towards his cam with the cat still on his shoulder. "Very well… I will feed and care for you… in return for your companionship."

"My companionship?"

"yes"

"Why?"

"Perhaps having you around will permit me with the chance to keep my sanity awhile longer."

"What's that mean?"

"My partner's driving me mad!"

"Oh… Then I guess we have a deal…"

"Yes we do, Kuro…"

"My name is Yoruichi not 'kuro'…"

"I don't care"

"Bastard…"

Itachi reached up to pet his new found companion as they silently walked back to camp. Each, thinking of unrelated topics… "I wonder what the rest of the Akatsuki will think…" Itachi thought still stroking 'Kuro's' head, "Hmm… She's very soft…"

"I hope Ichigo and the gang will be alright without me for awhile…" Kuro (Yoruichi) thought as she looked from Itachi to the shining moon while twitching her tail. "Why did he pick 'Kuro'? Doesn't that mean 'black'? How unimaginative…"

Author's NOTES!: Hey everyone!!!!!!!!!11111ONE! haha Thanks SOOOOOOO much for reading my story! I love you all!!! And I'll update ASAP, I promise!

Oh, and just so you know… yoruichi is going to be called 'kuro' or a while ok?

NEXT TIME: Kuro meets Kisame and gets into a hilarious fight & Ichigo's gang makes their first appearance!

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