That was Awkward. One-shot REALLY SHORT!
Shane POV
Me and Claire had been dating for three years now. And tonight was Claire's birthday. I had been promising her a 'fun' night after I had dinner with her parents.
Claire was at work with her crazy boss. That man, bloody crazy.
After I had tidied up and made some of my extra spicy chilli for tonight, I decided to go to the shops.
I called Claire just to let her know,
Ring…ring….ring….
"Hello ?" Claire answered, Her voice always brightened up my day.
"Hey,"
"Hey Shane, what's up baby ?"
"Nothing, just going to shops you want anything ?"
"No thanks, I will be home in 10. Myrnin's keeping me, MYRNIN NO DON'T TOUCH THAT! Sorry. Myrnin's been keeping me busy, but I will be home before you get home. I promise. Love you"
"Love you too baby."
"Ugh Myrnin!"
Claire said before she hung up. God, I don't know how she does it with that man.
I got my keys and left for the shops.
Once I arrived at the shops, I bought some cans of coke, water bottles, for Claire and BBQ Meat. Just as I was about to go home, I remembered what I came her for. I went over the chemist and went up to the guy. He was tall, built, and only looked like he was in his late thirties.
"Hey dude. It's my girlfriends birthday today, and we have been together for three years, and I promised her a fun night. And I think tonight's gonna be 'the' night, know what am sayin' ? So uhhh, gimme a pack of twelve condoms, extra strong." I said.
The guy nodded and gave me a packed of extra strong, large condoms. I gave him two tens, and said for him to keep the change. I walked out and put them in my bag.
Hmmm, that guy was weird. He looked at me like I was the frikkin devil.
Oh well…
I saw Claire, but she hadn't seen me. I crept up behind her and snaked my arms around her. I felt her tense but I kissed her neck and she instantly relaxed. She spun around and pecked me on my lips. Mmmmm!
"Okay, you better get ready. We are leaving in five."
"K, lemme change my shirt."
I went into the dryer and found her favourite shirt. I stripped off my grey one and saw her staring at me. I smirked and put the grey one on. It was loose and really thin.
"Cmon. We gotta go"
"Ok."
Oh crap…
Claire's dad gave me the deathly stare when he saw me. He never did like me, I never even met him, but I knew he did. For two reasons.
I sat down next to Claire for dinner.
"So Shane, have you got a job ?"
"Yes sir, I work in a garage. Like fixing cars and stuff." I gulped and avoided his stare.
"You never told me that." Claire whispered.
"Yeah, you never told me your dad worked in a chemist." I whispered back.
Okay so there. Really short. Do you get it ? Shane was in the chemist, the guy that served him was Claire's dad, he went to dinner, found out it was him, and yeah. Awkward…
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