A/N Thanks to Darkflowerprincess for editing. Enjoy this randomness and have a cookie! (::) (::) (::)

Hawkfrost turned into a unicorn and Tigerstar turned into Triss (Divergent) and Yellowfang did the salsa then Firestar turned into a turtle then Percy Jackson blew up and turned into a fat deer that got hit by a car. Then Katniss (Hunger Games) and Peeta fell in love with Brokenstar who proceeded to eat him. Then a Christmas tree appeared and Harry Potter got speared on it. Then George Washington proposed to Dora the Explorer. They had tree kids named Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians), Lionblaze, and Pudding (my cat). Pudding ate all of them. Then a star landed and the dinosaurs came back but Pudding ate them too. Then Rosie (also my cat)'s butt blew up. Then the all-powerful Fangburn got bored with this story and made the world blow up. I like pie.

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