I….really don't even know what to say about this. I'm a little ashamed, in fact. Don't own them.


"Hey Roxas!"

Roxas sped up in the hopes that Axel would be deterred. He wasn't.

"Roxas! Roxas, Roxas Roxas! I've got a joke; you wanna hear it?"

Roxas just tugged his hood lower and ducked his head. He was NOT in the mood for this. Axel, however, must have seen this as consent because he continued right along.

"Okay, here goes. Why is six afraid of seven?"

Was Axel serious? Everyone and their uncle knew that joke. Even Xemnas knew it, and that's saying something. He sighed.

"Because seven eight nine?"

But Axel grinned and shook his head.

"Nope. It's cause Saix is fucking scary."


And there you have it.