Blue woke with a start. Fucking Kevin singing to his mailbox again.
"You are a fucking retard Kevin, wash your jumper you stinky git!"
Kevin ran off crying
"FUCKTARD!" screamed Blue
Kevin had had enough.
"I'm fed up of being bullied by a dog. I'll make him pay! He'll never bully me again"
Paprika the condiment came hopping into the room. "Kevin, u ok?"
Kevin lost it "FUCK YOU PARIKA!" he grabbed her and shook the contents over the floor.
"Oh my fucking god, Kevin stop! Holy shit that's my brain!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" and he flung her across the room and her glass container smashed into pieces.
He picked up one of the jagged shards.
"OI, BLUE! COME IN HERE!"
Blue sauntered into the room, smoking a blunt/
"fuck you want? Retard"
Kevin lunged at Blue. He jammed the glass into his eye. "DIE YOU RATCHET CUNT!"
"HOLY SHIT KEVIN!" screamed the mailbox
"SHUT IT CUNT, YOU'RE NEXT!"
Blue flopped to the floor, dead of blood loss.
