HELP ME!
"OUCH!….. I mean whoever did that is going to pay! And I can get my chainsaw anytime I
Want to!" I said in a hyper, but EViL voice. It was then I noticed I wasn't in my regular white fedora hat with my name MISSY in black letters across it or my black shirt that said in red letters 'I 3 EVIL' on it or my black shorts that had a red skull on them. I NOTICED I WAS WEARING LIGHT….. PINK….. HEDGEHOG… PAJAMAS! IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. I also noticed that I was stuck on an island with the three people I couldn't stand! ARTEMIS FOWL, INU YASHA, AND LAST BUT STILL LEAST: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. The best thing in the world happened after that was that the ONLY three people I COULD stand were there too:
FIZZ, KARA AND WAIT FOR IT….LENORE! All of a sudden I couldn't remember if it was the international day of PANCAKES, the international day of PEACE, or the international day of CHOCOLATE MILK. Hoping it was chocolate milk I didn't notice the strange girl coming out of a random portal. "WHOA WHOA WHOA! HALLELUJAH YOU"RE NOT IN THIS STORY GO BACK INTO THAT PORTAL OR I'LL GET MY CHAINSAW!" I groaned. She immediately left! I KNEW THIS CHAINSAW THING WOULD PAY OFF! " LEP! MINDWIPE! HOLLY SHORT! FOALY! BUTLER! HEY! WHERE IS MY SUIT! THIS IS NOT WHAT I PAY $399.99 EVERY MONTH FOR! I FEEL SO…. I FEEL….. I FEEL…..I FEEL LIKE A POTBELLIED PIG WHO ROLLED AROUND IN CHICKEN POOP! WHERE IS BUTLER?" exclaimed Artemis. "UH… Lenore I think you need to hit him in the head with a coconut again!" Fizz buzzed. " GOSHHHH! YOU… JUST… GOT… TO… GET ….IT …IN …..THE RIGHT….. SPOT!" she said while she beat him with a coconut. There I was in the middle of chaos. Which, is pretty normal!
CHaPTER 2
WOOPS! I forgot to introduce my characters and me. Ok, so let's backtrack a little bit.
I'm SuperAwesomeElmo! Pronounced , well , Sooper Aaasum L mo. I'm pretty sure you know that unless you're SuPeR AwSoMeLy InSaNe or something.
I am also known as Missy. If you see a random character named Missy, that's probably me.
"Missy" is a psycho, killing doll that goes on rampages with her two sisters, Fizz and Lenore.
There is a long story on it ,but honestly that would take hours to explain and bore you to death.
