Me: This is one of the best fics I've ever written, this is basically the WWE version on "1000 Ways to Die" with the WWE Superstars and Divas acting out the deaths *insert evil laugh*
Chapter One: "208: Semi-Cide"
It was a pretty quiet Friday afternoon as friends Melissa Hennigan and Emma Mizanin were traveling to Las Vegas because they were invited to some wedding for some reason, and they couldn't just say no to that.
"You serious? We get invited to some wedding for people that we don't even know, and yet we're actually going?" Complained Emma for the billionth time.
"Emma, can you please stop complaining, just enjoy some stupid ass wedding, then after we can just head back to wherever the fuck we just came from." Melissa said.
"Somewhere in New Mexico." Emma said.
"New Mexico? So they decided to make another Mexico, wasn't the actual Mexico enough?" Melissa asked.
"Was that supposed to be a joke or something?" Emma asked.
"It could be—it just how some people take it." Melissa said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"But why do we have to go?" Emma asked.
"It would be good, we didn't get to do anything like this." Melissa said.
"But what are the people are like?" Emma asked. "Are they secret serial killers or something?"
"I don't know—but you'll know if you'll get murdered." Melissa said.
"Wow—thanks for being a good friend." Emma said sarcastically.
"You're welcome." Melissa said with a smile on her face.
They pulled up to a reststop, where Melissa went and got some drinks, and when she handed one to Emma, they'd heard terrible screaming just a few feet in front of them. The LA and Parma natives rushed over to the scene and saw some guy that's no older than mid thirties literally in half, they were seeing the upper torso, where the guy was somehow alive and screaming, and the lower half was somewhere that the two girls didn't even wanna know.
"I'll call 911." Melissa said as she walked off from the scene a little bit, got out her cell phone and called the emergency line.
A few minutes later, the EMTs arrived and put the body halves in separate ambulances and they drove to a hospital….or so the two Divas thought.
Because what really happened was that whoever the guy that was about to die's body halves were sent to different hospitals, so the EMTs had lost an hour on saving the guy's life…and three and a half hours later, the guy that the two WWE Divas found while supposedly going to a wedding for people that they didn't know….died, all because of a hospital mishap.
Me: I know they're numbered, and I don't care if they're not in the right order, this is my fic and I can do whatever the hell I want :D Read and Review :D
