JLA writes to
Dear ,
Hello, citizens of Earth! Queen Hippolyta here, wishing all of you a happy and prosperous new year! Now to the matter at hand. I don't understand why in Hera's name you people portray me as a cold-hearted, man-hater. That is totally not my style. Oh and when you made me the one who had Joe Chill kill Bruce's parents: ARE. YOU. *CENSORED* KIDDING ME?! I would never, ever, EVER associate myself with murderers, rapists, and the like. I am a very kind and loving monarch, and I love all my boys and girls so much that I'd move Heaven and Hell just to keep all my angels safe. I love all life on Earth with all my heart and I would do anything that is moral and just to keep my babies safe and sound. Now I must end this letter, I have to pick up my favorite daughter Dinah from school.
Sincerely,
Queen Hippolyta Prince,
Matriarch and Chairwoman of the Justice League of America
PS- if you make me look like a cranky *censored* again, you will lose something very, very, VERY important
