A/N: Ooooooooooooooooooooookay so lately I really write tons... and I've had this challenge idea, to write 100 word fanfiction. So I went for it, 'cuz, like, I'm crazy and have nothing better to do during exam months (yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh studying isn't 'better'...). I gotta tell ya, keeping it 100 words EXACT (and yeah, office word counts them all for me) is TOUGH. But I'm getting better lol
ANYWAY so yeah, most of 'em are gonna be humor 'cuz thats how it went for me... Not gonna write any other ships than Roy/Ed, so if you don't like that I'm sorry, my page ain't the place for ya... I'm sorry! lol
So yeah I think I have more words in the A/N than in the actual fanfiction so I'm gonna shut up now!
Will be updating quite often, feel free to follow and REVIEW
XOXO
Rei
Title: Bananas
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: sexual innuendos, and one Edward Elric who simply doesn't get them
"You're liking it, huh?"
"It's just a banana," Ed replies, looking at the man sitting across from him. Really, he can't even have a snack without being teased now?
"Mm-hmm," the smirk smeared on Mustang's face just got Ed more annoyed. He took another bite. "Love the way your mouth is around it, as if you're – what have you done?!" Roy's voice changed from low purr to a screeching yelp.
"Ate my banana," Ed replied, ignoring how muffled his voice was due to the fact he was still chewing. He threw the peel on the floor.
"That ached."
"Too bad!"
