Inu: new stories are weird. Especially since I'm writing this story because I was watching Kill Me Baby and yeah...

~START~

"Ninten! Did you know there's a new student today?" Ana asked excitedly. She wore her normal pink dress and matching pink hat with her hair in pigtails.

"Pah, why do I care?" Ninten shrugged. Ninten wore his red, white, and blue striped shirt with his red bandana and red and blue hat tilted backwards with bangs sticking out. "New kids are like...spaghetti. It's awesome, but it you eat too fast, you'll burn your tongue."

"What kind of analogy was that?" Loid asked. Loid, as always, wore his red turtleneck and nerd like glass.

"Heck if I know!" Ninten laughed.

"Okay everyone, listen up!" The teacher called. "This is our new student." Next to her was a boy, he nad raven hair and violet eyes; he wore a yellow and blue striped shirt and shorts with a red and blue cap pointed forwards, he also seemed to have his backpack on and didn't look like he was taking it off anytime soon.

"Hello! My name is Ness and I like baseball!" The boy, Ness, introduced himself. "Fuzzy pickles!" With that, he gave the class a peace sign.

"Well Ness, you can sit by Ninten over there." The teacher smiled. "Ninten, raise your hand."

"My hand broke. I can't." Ninten replied, though his voice made his location evident to the new student.

"Hello! I'm—"

"I know who you are, I was paying attention." Ninten rolled his eyes. "The name's Ninten, though I'm more known as the Oreo lover or the murderer. Don't test me, got it?"

"Okay..." Ness nodded and glanced away. Ninten was an interesting person in the least, maybe he just wasn't good with people! "Hey Ninten—"

"I have plenty of friends, thanks." Ninten rolled his eyes. "Anyways Ness, leave me alone before I stab you." Ninten pulled out part of a pocket knife that was in his pocket, which Ness looked away immediately.

"Sorry about him, he's a bit of a tsundere sometimes. I'm Ana." Ana apologized. "He's also a major yandere, we've been trying to work on his anger issues since we first met him..."

"I'm Loid, his best friend." Loid grinned happily.

"I'm—"

"We know who you are."

"O-Oh right, I just introduced myself! Stupid me!" Ness laughed.

~WEEKS LATER~

"Ness, that's my cheese sandwich!" Ninten exclaimed, giving him a glare.

"But it's a donation to the starving children!" Ness protested. "Come on Nin, the children!"

"We're the same age!" Ninten reminded. "Fine. Take it. I didn't want it anyways..." He took out a bag of Oreos and began to eat them. "Oreos are way better anyways!"

"In your dreams!" Ness smirked.

"Yeah, in my dreams. My dreams are wonderful." Ninten shrugged. "You're dead in all of them."

"Those are weird dreams, dude." Ness laughed. "After all, what would you do without me~? You'd be lost."

"I'd be lost? In lost woods!" Ninten beamed. "Where be my ocarina!?"

"You don't bring your ocarina to school." Ness pointed out. "Besides, you can't even play it cuz of asthma."

"At least I can play an instrument! You and your gay sound stone!" Ninten crossed his arms, giving a smirk. "I play guitar too, ya know."

"I do too play an instrument!" Ness corrected. "Um...I play drums."

"So does the rest of the world, genius. The drums is literally just hit it!" Ninten sighed heavily. "Why are we friends?"

"Because...I was super overly annoying about becoming friends with you because everyone wants to be friends with killers that have anger issues." Ness explained. "And that is what brings us to today. Hello, my name is—"

"Stop introducing yourself, it's weird." Ninten interrupted.

"But...my dream job is to be a greeter at Wal-Mart..." Ness mumbled. "Why are you ruining my dreams!?" Ninten just rolled his eyes and went back to eating Oreos silently.

~END~

Inu: there we go, the idiot duo. Now we just need their blond friend (Lucas) and we'll have our full set of retards!