Pyle: This idea has been nagging throughout my powerful mind for awhile now, and I have thought of dozens of outcomes for it to go. But I have finally decided to put it down.
Me: Perhaps you would like to reconsider that little 'My ideas are always new'
Pyle: Well I-
Me: We have photos.
Pyle: Ahem, he is simply an imaginary friend.
Me: WHAT?!
Pyle: Get lost, I can't be seen talking to an idiot like you, everyone will think I'm weird (looks over shoulder)
Me: Uh...Pyle, new flash. Everyone figured out what an idiot you were a long time ago.
Pyle: What kind of imaginary friend are you? I think my imaginary enemies would be nicer.
Me: You don't need any imaginary enemies, you already have enough real ones.
Pyle: (glaring) Would you SHUT_UP!?
Me: Screw you! I'm calling the cops! (Pulls out cell phone, dials sheriff)
Pyle: (socks me in the jaw)
Me: (falls unconscious to the floor)
Sherrif arrives: what happened? (Looking nervously at unconscious form)
Pyle: I woke up this morning and just...hated everything.
Tiumi: Anyway, this fic is about Tai trying to admit his love for Sora. But when he asks Matt, Izzy, and Joe to help, hilarity ensues!
Pyle: Read on and enjoy the fic!
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Tai was sitting underneath a tree, his head leaned against the trunk in a resting position. He was thinking hard. One thing he was bad at. Matt, Izzy, and Joe were sitting on the other side of the tree. Actually, they were standing up, but same difference :).
"So you want to make the night as romantic as possible?" Joe asked.
"Yep" replied Tai. "Can you handle that?"
Matt nodded, slapping Izzy and Joe high fives. "No problem. We'll make it the most memorable night in all of Odaiba"
Tai muttered something about not trusting them very much, then stood up. "Please you guys, just this one thing. Don't screw it up. If you get this right, it will make my life better then ever?"
"And what's in it for us?" Matt asked.
Tai stared at him. "Your just doing this out of the goodness of your heart, alright?"
"No problem"
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"So...why are we going to your house?" Sora asked him. Tai seemed to be driving incredibly slow, like he was giving time for something. It took him about five seconds to reply he was concentrating so much.
"I'll show you when we get there" Tai replied. "You trust me don't you? We've been going out for over a year by now"
Sora nodded. "Of course I trust you. I just wanted to know where we are going and why you seem to be taking so much time"
"..." Tai was silent. "It's a surprise"
When he arrived, the car skidded to a halt, sliding across the snow and gravel in the driveway. He rushed out and opened the door on Sora's side, trying to be a complete gentlemen. When she got out, he slammed the door, then walked up to the door, opening it in front of her and letting her walk inside first. When he got inside though, he stared in horror at what he saw.
Inside, there was a huge banner with the words 'I love you Soa!" hung from the ceiling. They had not put the R in her name. He was ssoo going to kill Matt when this was over. "I made a dinner for us" said Tai, walking over to a table. Candles were lit in spots all over the room. When he reached the table, he nearly smashed his fist onto it. There was nothing on the table but two bowls filled with...
"Cheerios?" she asked, walking over next to him.
Tai nodded hastily, trying to come up with an explanation for it. "Well...uh... we need our balanced meals"
Sora silently sat down in the chair opposite Tai, gently reaching in a hand and bringing a spoonfull of Cheerio's to her mouth. "Um...thanks" she murmuired. Tai sat down and began to greedily eat the Cheerio's. Matt, Izzy, and Joe were hiding behind a wall and watching the seen. "Cheerio's?!" Matt whispered furiously. "Thats the most romantic food you could come up with?"
"So sue me!" Joe muttered. "I didn't have enough money to order steak and a salad"
Izzy pondered for a moment. "It appears to me that the least we could do is put on some romantic music for them. Tai seems to have a speaker system installed into his ceiling that stretches through the house"
"What CD's do we have?" Joe asked anxiously.
"Limp Bizkit?" Izzy suggested.
"Try it"
Instantly, the speakers in the ceiling blasted with heavy metal music that made the entire house shake. The bowls of Cheerio's shook so much that they fell off the table, spilling all over the floor. Both Tai and Sora covered their ears as the music made the whole living room rumble. The ceiling began to crack apart after a minute or so because of it.
Joe just barely managed to press the button marked 'Power' with his foot, turning off the music. Izzy and Matt had been blasted backwards nearly ten feet from the eruption of sound. They both stood up, there hair pushed backwards from the force and shockwave of it. "Wow, I didn't think music could do that" Izzy stated.
"I thought I was gonna die!" Matt whispered more realistically. "And will someone answer the damn phone?"
"I think that the music is causing our ears to ring over and over" replied Izzy. "Is there anything romantic we can do at all for them?"
"What about a flower or something?"
"Alright, whats the most romantic flower we have?" Joe asked, pulling out a small box to put it in.
Tai looked down in disbelief as a small white box slid across the floor. Matt gave him a thumbs up then hid behind the wall. Tai, fearing what could possibly be in the box, gently picked it and shook it. Hearing no crackling, he decided it couldn't hurt. Certainly something good would happen during this evening. Maybe they hadn't completely ruined the whole evening.
"Well...Sora...prepare yourself" Tai held out the small white box. Sora gently took it from her outstretched hand, wondering what could possibly be in the small white box.
She took the bow off, then slipped the lid away from the box. She reached inside and pulled out the mots dreaded thing Tai could ever imagine. She was holding a mushroom. It was more then Tai could take. He leaped up from his chair then ran over to the three who were hiding around wall. Tai clenched his fist and yelled at them.
"You guys have ruined my whole evening! I wanted this to be romantic! But you turned it into a nightmare! I don't ever want to see you again!" he shouted, walking away from the sad looking trio. Tai slammed the door behind him and walked out to the car, holding his head in his hands.
The three of them glumly came out from behind the wall, looking fearfully at Sora. Matt bravely decided to take the punishment, and stepped forward to her. "Um...Sora?" he asked hesitantly. "Tai wanted us to make the night really nice for you and him. He really loves you...and we wanted to help you"
Matt stopped to see if there was any reaction from her. There wasn't. "But now we realize that Tai should never have asked us for help. And I'm uh...really sorry that we had anything to do with it"
Sora simply looked it him in a pained glance. Then she walked away from the carnage wrecked room, closing the door behind her. She walked down the steps and into the car, sitting next to the despairing Tai.
"Sora!" said Tai, startled. "Sora...I'm sorry! I didn't mean for this to happen, you've got to believe me!" he said desperately, trying to keep his relationship with her together.
Sora simply put a finger to his lips, silencing his excuses. "Don't talk Tai. I'm not sorry it happened at all" then she leaned forward and kissed him. For a moment Tai was too shocked to say anything. He didn't think Sora would ever talk to him again after what had happened tonight.
But he kissed back. Whatever had kept him and Sora together was an extraordinary force. He hoped it would stay that way. Sora was just an angel. His angel.
Inside, the trio looked out and saw them kissing. All three of them, even Izzy, leaped upwards simultaneously throwing their fists up in a victory dance. Mission accomplished.
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Pyle: I had so much fun making this!
Me: I laughed my ass off with the part about the music.
Tiumi: *yawns* it's 11:33 pm. We have to go to sleep, so make this quick. (Curls up in Pyle's arms)
Pyle: Da vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.
Tiumi: Just go with the flow.
Pyle: (yawns) I'm...not tired.
Tiumi: Go to sleep. (Falls asleep)
Pyle: No...must...write (falls asleep with Tiumi)
Me: I guess I'm the only one left. Kinda boring when I'm the only one writing. I got this fic done it about an hour and a half, so it's a little short, but it was a lot of fun to come up with ideas for it.
Me: I had more fun making this then you would think. (falls asleep)
