A/N: Alright so my friend wrote this and she didn't have a fanfiction account so I told her I could host it up on mine XD this is intentionally crappy and is written in a joking manner. enjoy!

That's far too expensive, thought the Batter, I don't have enough credits. "Zacharie, I don't have enough credits for this. Can we do some sort of... exchange?"

"How about body fluids, big boy?" Zacharie pushed out his plump booty in the Batter's direction.

Batter removed Zacharie's pants, then proceeded to remove his own. Batter was already hard.

Batter pushed his massive erection into Zacharie's wram, tight hole. "Batter! Ung! You're so b-big!" Batter thrusted fast and hard into Zacharie's warmth.

Zacharie was moaning deeply as he was being penetrated. "Batter! I'm gunna-!" Zacharie came. Batter came after. Batter's seed filled Zacharie's now moist hole.

Zacharie collapsed onto the ground as his knees gave out. Batter stood there.

"Go ahead. take it," Zacharie said. Batter put his pants back on, grabbed the new bat, and left without a word. Zacharie had to clean up everything.