I do not own Teen Wolf. This was just for fun.
Stiles X Derek
"All right! Who IN the blazes decided it would be a wonderful idea to eat all the chocolate chips!" came Stiles exasperated voice from the kitchen. Stiles stood by the fridge waiting for a response. Tapping his foot "I am waiting." Stiles said.
"It was Jackson!" Scott's voice rushed out. A slap was heard from all the way in the kitchen "Ow! Well, it was you!"
" You didn't need to tell him that!" came Jackson's annoyed whisper. " You told him I was the one who left the toilet seat up! He made me wash the toilet for a punishment!" Stiles shook his head. If it was the one thing he hated it was when people left the toilet seat up! Stiles headed to the living room, which at that moment held all the pups.
Erica sat at one end of the couch and Boyd sat at the other, while Isaac sat in the middle. Across from the first couch the other couch had Lydia snuggled up in the corner and Allison sat next to her, sharing the blanket. Between the two couches sat two bean bags; one blue the other purple. Jackson sat in the blue, Scott in the other. All eyes were transfixed on the screen in front of them.
Stiles looked at his family lovingly.
'Why are they all little shits?' He thought. Eating all the food, leaving toilet seats up, leaving make up lying around. But all of those actions had a consequence.
Stiles stood in the doorway contemplating a punishment for Jackson's crime. Stiles would let Jackson's fate rest in the hands of his friends.
" Well I guess there's no dessert for tonight. Oh well" said Stiles with a sly grin. All seven pairs of eyes turned to him. The pure look of horror on everyone's faces nearly made Stiles bust a gut trying to keeping from laughing.
" You can't be serious," whispered Erica
" I'm afraid so."
Then chaos. With in seconds Jackson was being leapt upon by Erica, claws out and Isaac was throwing everything in reach including a lamp. Boyd just stood there stalk still eyes beginning to glow a golden color. While Erica had been clawing at Jackson's face and Scott was punching him in the side, Lydia had leapt off her perch on the couch and proceeded to whack Jackson on the head with her unicorn pillow pet. Allison started to throw pillows, one hitting Erica's head.
" Sorry!" cried Allison. Erica looked at the pillow, then picked it up and threw it in Allison's face.
"Oi!" shouted Scott jumping up to protect his love. He then proceeded to grab his beanbag and hit Erica with it. Obviously he did not predict how big it was and ended up knocking Lydia over into Boyd.
"Scott!" Lydia screamed, and in one bound Lydia took Scott out with her unicorn. Isaac started to laugh then was brutally assaulted with an orange pillow. Thrown by Allison. Isaac's claws shot out as he grabbed the pillow and tried to throw it. His nails stuck and ripped a hole in the pillow. He tried once more to throw it, this time it worked. Well… Sort of. The pillow hit Jackson, giving him a mouth full of feathers.
"Lahey! You're dead!" And that's when Stiles stepped in. This was becoming more dangerous by the second.
" Hey. Ok, it was just a joke! I will just have Derek pick up some more…"
Whack! Jackson, aiming for Isaac, hit Stiles in the head with a blue pillow. And that's when shit got serious.
…..
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" came Derek's voice from the living room door. The living room was a battlefield with lifeless feathers on the ground. Pillows posed above heads ready to strike. All heads turned to look at Derek, holding five grocery bags in each hand. Derek turned his head left to right then to Stiles, who was in the middle of it all. Stiles looked sheepishly at Derek.
" I denied them dessert?"
FIN
Notes: A BIG THANKS TO KINLEY! I LOVE YOU! And Fraig.
