A/N: I haven't submitted anything for a bit, so I just sat down and wrote a wacked out story

A/N: I haven't submitted anything for a bit, so I just sat down and wrote a wacked out story. WARNING: WRITTEN BY A VERY HYPER PERSON

Harry: Hey, ron, have you met our new classmate yet?

Ron: You mean the one with the green hair and the yellow, scaly skin? He looks weird… I don't think I even want to meet him!

Harry: Aw, C'mon! Lets go!

Ron: Alright…

Harry: Hey, you! Hi! My name's harry, and this is Ron… you're new here, right?

New Kid: Yeah… my name is…

Ron: Hey, what's with your head?

New Kid: It's a pineapple, okay? Geez… I can't help it if I have a birth defect!

Ron: Uh… sorry…

Harry: What's your name?

New Kid: Oh… I'm the Amazing Pineapple of Life

Harry: Uh…. Yeah… well.. C'mon ron…

Pineapple: DO NOT GO! THE PINEAPPLE HAS NOT CONSENTED YOUR LEAVING!! HOW DARE YE!

Ron: Ye?

Pineapple: PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

Harry: AAAAAAAAH! It's a … a…

Pineapple: IT'S MY FELLOW CORNED BEEF HASH HEADED DOG!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Harry & Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Acsess Denied Warning Acsess Denied

Harry: What's happening???

Ron: The Computer!! It's going Balistic!!! Oh, I knew being in this fic was a bad idea…

Pineapple: What? We're in a computer?

This Program has made an illeagal operation. Please restart the computer and try again\\

Harry: GASP!!!

Ron: An illeagal operation??? Uh, oh…

Pineapple: Illeagal? Are we going to be taken to Azkaban??

This program has been unable to close\\\\ Self destruct in 1098

Ron: RUN!

Harry: Quick… get in a new fic! This one's defective…

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And with a flying leap…

K A B O O M

Harry: Phew… what fic are we in now?

Ron: I dunno…

Fudge: QUICK!!! THE GERBILS ARE REVOLTING!!!

Gerbil Leader: (in Arnold Schwartzineger's voice) Prepare To die Ye weak weakling!

Fudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO!

Gerbil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Harry: Uh… let's try a new fic…

Ron: Good idea…

And with a flying leap…

Harry: I wonder where we are now…

Ron: Looks like we're in Hogsmeade…

Harry: AAAK! Look over there!!!

Ron: What the…

Harry: HERMIONE'S ON A DATE WITH CRABBE??????? AAAAAAH!

Ron: QUICK! NEW FIC!!!

Harry: I hope this fic is better than the last one…

Ron: Well, let's find out…

Nanigi: Rip Tear Kill!

Harry: We're in the 2nd book… I suggest we leave now…

Ron: Yeah…

Harry: That's better! Now we're in the end of the 4th book…

Ron: But, why is our common room filled with cheese?

Harry: Oh, Great…

A/N: Okay… this is weird… please review!

Hey, It's my fifteenth fic. Amazing.