A/N: I haven't submitted anything for a bit, so I just sat down and wrote a wacked out story. WARNING: WRITTEN BY A VERY HYPER PERSON
Harry: Hey, ron, have you met our new classmate yet?
Ron: You mean the one with the green hair and the yellow, scaly skin? He looks weird… I don't think I even want to meet him!
Harry: Aw, C'mon! Lets go!
Ron: Alright…
Harry: Hey, you! Hi! My name's harry, and this is Ron… you're new here, right?
New Kid: Yeah… my name is…
Ron: Hey, what's with your head?
New Kid: It's a pineapple, okay? Geez… I can't help it if I have a birth defect!
Ron: Uh… sorry…
Harry: What's your name?
New Kid: Oh… I'm the Amazing Pineapple of Life
Harry: Uh…. Yeah… well.. C'mon ron…
Pineapple: DO NOT GO! THE PINEAPPLE HAS NOT CONSENTED YOUR LEAVING!! HOW DARE YE!
Ron: Ye?
Pineapple: PREPARE TO DIE!!!!
Harry: AAAAAAAAH! It's a … a…
Pineapple: IT'S MY FELLOW CORNED BEEF HASH HEADED DOG!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Harry & Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Acsess Denied Warning Acsess Denied
Harry: What's happening???
Ron: The Computer!! It's going Balistic!!! Oh, I knew being in this fic was a bad idea…
Pineapple: What? We're in a computer?
This Program has made an illeagal operation. Please restart the computer and try again\\
Harry: GASP!!!
Ron: An illeagal operation??? Uh, oh…
Pineapple: Illeagal? Are we going to be taken to Azkaban??
This program has been unable to close\\\\ Self destruct in 1098
Ron: RUN!
Harry: Quick… get in a new fic! This one's defective…
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And with a flying leap…
K A B O O M
Harry: Phew… what fic are we in now?
Ron: I dunno…
Fudge: QUICK!!! THE GERBILS ARE REVOLTING!!!
Gerbil Leader: (in Arnold Schwartzineger's voice) Prepare To die Ye weak weakling!
Fudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO!
Gerbil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry: Uh… let's try a new fic…
Ron: Good idea…
And with a flying leap…
Harry: I wonder where we are now…
Ron: Looks like we're in Hogsmeade…
Harry: AAAK! Look over there!!!
Ron: What the…
Harry: HERMIONE'S ON A DATE WITH CRABBE??????? AAAAAAH!
Ron: QUICK! NEW FIC!!!
Harry: I hope this fic is better than the last one…
Ron: Well, let's find out…
Nanigi: Rip Tear Kill!
Harry: We're in the 2nd book… I suggest we leave now…
Ron: Yeah…
Harry: That's better! Now we're in the end of the 4th book…
Ron: But, why is our common room filled with cheese?
Harry: Oh, Great…
A/N: Okay… this is weird… please review!
Hey, It's my fifteenth fic. Amazing.
