I don't own Ranma or its characters and make no profit from writing this story.

This was just a little fun story going through my head, yes I am a diehard Alice fan in case you are wondering and I copied this wedding based on similar ones put up on Hope you like it. I shall have to see how this story goes lol.

Everyone was excited to go to Las Vegas because Kasumi had won a trip to stay at a resort hotel that allowed for five other people to stay in a luxury suite with her...of course the rest of the crew managed to come along somehow.

Everyone's fake id appeared to be paying off as they sat in a dance bar drinking the night away. Akane couldn't help noticing how sloshed her sister, Nabiki was getting as she staggered around clinging to an equally sloshed Ryoga as they giggled drunkenly together. "I think I should get Nabiki back to her room" she slurred to Ranma.

Everyone turned to look at the staggering Nabiki, she wore a red dress that showed her slim figure to an advantage and Ryoga wore a cheap, but decent looking suit with his usual bandana, giving his outfit a whimsical touch that was uniquely him. They watched as the couple seemed to observing to see if anyone was watching them, before he pulled her behind a thin pillar that failed to hide them and kissed Nabiki.

"I don't know; it looks like they're having fun" Ranma slurred back.

"Hard to imagine those two making out, they're so going to be embarrassed in the morning...when we bring it up, that is" Kuno said, alcohol oddly making him more rational. Everyone just laughed at this. They all watched as the strange couple's kiss started to deepen and then all blushed as Ryoga's hand settled on Nabiki's rear.

"Hey they can't do that here!" Ukyo objected.

"Yes, people will think that all Asians a bunch of perverts" Shampoo slurred, holding onto Mousse for balance.

"It's mainly the Japanese with their tentacle porn" Mousse said pointing an accusing finger at the table full of Japanese people. "Leave us out of it" he said jerking his thumb towards himself.

"Hey that's racist" Akane said with a giggle, "but what is it with that anyway?"

"Well.." Kuno began to explain.

"Don't bother, I really don't want to know...and don't want to know how you do" Akane said cutting him effectively off, causing the others to laugh.

Kuno turned his attention back to the scene where Ryoga's hand was snaking up Nabiki's waist to settle on one of her breasts. "Someone should stop them" he said.

"I'll do it" Mousse said, about to weave over there.

"Wait" Ranma said, "you remember that joke we played on Mousse and Kodachi when they got drunk in Osaka?"

"You mean where we printed off a fake marriage certificate and convinced them they had gotten married the night before?" Akane said, laughing at the memory.

"That was a mean trick; we were onto our fourth meeting with our lawyers before you told us it was fake" Mousse said at the memory.

"Funny how you spent several nights together before going for your divorce" Kuno said eyeing him suspiciously.

"We were only talking" Mousse said blushing.

"Well here we are in Vegas with lots and lots of wedding chapels around, most of which have a Japanese language ceremony as an option" Kuno said.

"Noooooo you're not suggesting?" Ukyo said with a snicker.

"We get the license and get them married" Ranma said, warming to the idea.

"But that's my sister you're talking about, I could never allow for that to happen" Akane said.

"Come on, it won't even be consummated, they can get it annulled" Ranma said. "Think of all the mean things she done to everyone here over time."

Akane frowned and then laughed. "Okay, let's do it."

Nabiki frowned at the nasty taste in her mouth, it felt like someone had been cleaning every toilet in Last Vegas with her tongue. She frowned and sat up, trying to remember what had happened the night before. She remembered meeting everyone at the bar and then going to dinner and then the nightclub, but everything there was a blur. She massaged her aching head and wondered at her sheer white nightie, not recalling having one like it.

She heard a snore and wondered at that because she had been given a private room and gasped when she saw Ryoga lying on the other side of the king-sized bed, he lay on top of the sheets face down and seemed to be wearing only his bandana. She froze in shock at what her father would say if he were to discover him there and was about to wake him up when the door to her room came flying open. She gasped and defensively drew the sheet up to her neck and tried to hide behind them, which failed of course. Her wide terrified brown eyes regarded her friends and family giving her huge grins and even Ryoga woke up and turned pale when he realized where he was and dived beneath the sheets.

"Congratulations, my little girl is all grown up" her father sobbed as he clung to Kasumi.

"What?" Nabiki asked.

"On your marriage, you were so lucky we were there last night to help you arrange it" Kuno cooed, clearly enjoying her discomfort.

"Marriage?" Nabiki shrieked.

"Yes by an Alice Cooper impersonator; Elvis had left for the night" Ukyo explained.

"It was too too beautiful wedding, but heavy metal man kind of weird" Shampoo enthused. "Anyone know why he had snake with him?"

"I gave you away as your own father wasn't there" Mousse added.

"What is going on here?" Ryoga asked from the end of the bed where he had managed to burrow to.

"Why don't you check your wedding bands? Those were my gifts to you" Kuno asked and threw their marriage certificate on the bed. Both teenagers paled when they confirmed the bands and read the certificate issued by the Lucky Love Chapel

However, Nabiki suddenly smirked, "wait, this is just like that time in Osaka with Mousse and Kodachi. Good one" she said. "As if I would fall for that."

"Actually, this one is real" Ukyo said putting a DVD in the player and their eyes grew wide when a tall thin long haired man came on stage wearing heavy black eye makeup and singing a song they would learn was 'Under My Wheels" and made them say "hell ya" when asked if they would take each other's hand in marriage. Both watched aghast as they drunkenly stumbled through their wedding vows to the sound of background laughter and another chorus of "hell ya" when they kissed while Ranma and Ukyo seemed to be acting a best man and maid of honour and they all left to 'Be My Lover'.

"Oh I'm so happy, my little girl married. Now we just have to get Ranma and Akane married" Soun said, taking Genma hands and bawling.

"Perhaps you two would like to take a little stroll to the courthouse?" Genma suggested. "I understand that Mr. Cooper is going to be there this afternoon. You can get married by the same person who married your sister and sister-in-law."

"No way" Ranma and Akane both said at the same time.

"Father, Mr. Saotome, you never give up" Kasumi sighed.

"So Mrs. Habiki, I can introduce you to a good divorce lawyer; but it will cost you" Kuno said with a gleam in his eye, clearly enjoying himself.