It all started with Teddy and Victoire.

A practically forced marriage, a change of a last name.
A heated argument, the start of a child's game.
It takes two to tango so who's to blame.
Teddy because despite their relationship he kissed James.

Thus a relationship started to grow.
James was in love, Teddy said it was for show.
Absolutely no one was allowed to know.
Not exactly the best, so James went and kissed Hugo.

The age gap was a problem and made things quite hilly.
It never would've worked from the start, really.
Hugo had sense and thought it was all silly.
But James broke his heart and he went and kissed Lily.

Their relationship ran with some smoothness.
Until Hugo unfortunately found new amusement.
Lily thought keeping up with him was becoming a nuisance.
So on she searched for change and kissed Louis.

They thought they knew each other, hearts and souls.
Until he was said to be cheating under her nose.
Then began their highs and lows.
Up to the unexpected kiss of both Louis and Rose.

It was a short time before they started to fuss.
And they both decided that they had enough.
A breakup was necessary, they just couldn't adjust.
Then came the anticipated love of Rose and Albus.

Life was a beach and they played in the sand.
But soon staying secret started to get out of hand.
Back to friends they went, back to where they began.
In attempt to forget, Albus kissed Roxanne.

Their loved for each other was a little weak.
It just wasn't true love, so to speak.
Maybe because she didn't really like boys, she was unique.
Luckily she found someone in Dominique.

Like everyone else, they fell out loosely.
Dominique wasn't Roxanne's the whole time truthfully.
She couldn't get who she wanted so she wasn't choosy.
But now she does, she got Lucy.

Unfortunately Lucy never thought in her head.
Always did what others wanted instead.
But when it was her chance, she knew what she had said.
It was yes for if she wanted Fred.

A slightly unrequited love wasn't exactly jolly.
Still they managed together mildly.
Their chances of staying together were as slim as an alley.
So there were no surprises when Fred moved to Molly.

Soon another couple started to fallout again.
The ones who thought it'd be forever when it began.
But they weren't in love, it was hard to pretend.
Thus the tale of the 'Kissing Cousins' came to an end.


Author's Note: Damn it was hard to rhyme with all these names.