Donatello's Jumpsuit Fetish

by Yoshizilla-Fan


"Dude, watcha reading there?" Michelangelo asked Donatello, who was looking at a magazine of fine women wearing yellow jumpsuits, the four turtles being in their secret lair along with Splinter.

Donatello slapped Michelangelo, quickly closing his magazine. "It's not important!"

"Total redundant use of violence, dude." Michelangelo stated, rubbing his hand.

"What's your problem, Donny? Afraid to be more open with yourself?" Raphael teased him.

"No! Just leave me in peace!" Donatello snapped at him.

"Is something wrong with him, Splinter?" Leonardo asked him.

"It seems that Donatello is reading something and he doesn't want anyone invading his privacy." Splinter stated.

"Yeah, obviously." Raphael stated.

Michelangelo took a closer look, swiping the book and gasping. "Dude! Mondo shocker, dude! What the shell is this?"

"Hey, don't look at that!" Donatello remarked.

"You said "dude" twice, Michelangelo." Leonardo pointed out.

"Not the point, dude." Michelangelo stated. "Don, why the shell are you looking at this jumpsuit magazine?"

"Give that back!" Donatello swiped the magazine back, running away with it.

"Geez, what's gotten into his shell?" Raphael remarked.

"Mondo question, dude." Michelangelo stated.

"Whatever it is, I get the feeling we'll find out more about it in the next chapter." Leonardo stated.

"Mondo wreckage of the fourth wall, dude. Just like in some of the TV episodes." Michelangelo stated.


Meanwhile at the Technodrome, Shredder was growing impatient as Bebop and Rocksteady were both relaxing.

"What is taking Kraang so long? I'm anxious to find out what our next evil plan will be!" Shredder remarked.

"Oh uh, just be patient, boss. Maybe eh Kraang will come up with something soon boss." Rocksteady stated.

"Yeah. Then you can uh go up there and take cares of the Turtles, boss." Bebop added.

"Silence, you imbecilic mutants!" Shredder snapped, shaking his fists. "I want an evil plan to destroy the turtles now!"

Then, Kraang walked into the room, being in his body that Shredder made for him.

"It would seem that there is no reason for us to go up there and do anything at the moment." Kraang stated in his Pat Fraley voice as he squirmed around in his body.

"You incompetent brain! What reason could there ever be for us not to do anything?" Shredder remarked.

"Well, you big cheese grater, it just so happens that they're selling magazines with sexy women wearing jumpsuits somewhere in the city, not that that is important." Kraang mentioned.

Shredder shook his fists. "If it's not important, why are you telling me this?"

"Calm down, metal mouth. I am just connecting to the story's plot. We'll have an evil plan soon enough." Kraang mentioned.

"Oh we better!" Shredder stated.

"Hey, when you do, is there anything we can do, boss?" Rocksteady asked.

"Yeah. We would like to make ourselves useful." Bebop added.

"Silence, you mutant buffoons!" Shredder snapped.