"Hello England!" "Hi.. "

"Whats wrong man?"
englands head was practically ready to explode. "Nothing you bloody wanker!"
"jeez man.. someone not happy?"
for the first time in his life England didnt feel like the superior one.. "I said shut up you bloody twit."
"Are you still mad about the whole american revolution thing? its been a long time.. wait its cause i shaved your cat right?"
he had done what?! "No!"
"well then what?"
"Ive been having problems with germany... "
"Oh? eat a burger!"
as ridiculous as ever.. "Alfred shut up! this is none of your concern!"
"actually when it has to do with you and germany i end up getting involved anyways..."
"Fine. but if you tell the bloody bastard your dead."
"Okay! so what is it dude?"
"Its his sister... and if i tell him hell kill me."
"Dude its not switzerland! just ask!"
"right.. but hell still kill me!"
Three weeks later... In the hospital

"Alfred im going to kill you!"
"Dude calm down! i brought you a hamburger!"
that bloody wanker! thanks to him i tried to ask germanys sister out and got shot by that potato bastard! "Ive been shot FOUR times. How the bloody hell do you think a hamburger is gong to make me feel better?!"
"Duh! its a hamburger! besides theres someone here to see you!"
"what? who the bloody he-" and then it hit him who his visitor was.
"America you bloody wanker! Shes never going to bloody want to see me again!"
Suddenly Englands brain explodes.
Hiya england!
H-Hi-i Doitsu chan..
Im sorry for what Germany did to you..
England's brain was past exploding at this point. I-Its okay doitsu...
actually i have another reason for me being here.. i.. um never got a chance to say yes
Wait what? Did she just say yes? Englands brain was exploding at this point. "oh um.. okays t-that sounds great. Damn! he sounded like an bloody idiot!
In the back round he could see england doing a silent fist pump. He was going to kill that wanker.