I kinda got this idea cuz one I was bothering my cousin a lot, kinda like this... :D

Ichigo was doing his homework, looking up information on the computer, when Rukia flopped down on his bed with a Chappy doll. Ichigo twitched, but ignored her.

"Hey, Ichigo." Rukia said.

"What?" he mumbled, half cause he was irritated and half cause he was concentrating.

"What're you doing?"

"Homework."

"What kind of homework?"

"Homework homework."

"What kind of homework homework?" Ichigo twitched.

"Researching homework."

"Oooohhh. What're you researching."

"Something. Shut up and stop bothering me!"

Silence. Then,

"Hey, Ichigo." Rukia asked.

"What do you want now?"

"When's your birthday?"

"... You already KNOW this, midget."

"I'm not a midget, Strawberry."

"Yes you are, M.I.D.G.E.T."

"No, I'm not, Strawberry."

"Don't call me that!"

"Then don't call me that."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!" Ichigo turned his back to her then and went back to his laptop. Now, he thought, to see what's new on Facebook... Thank God Rukia doesn't know 'bout this...

"Hey, Ichigo." He ignored her.

"Ichigo... Ichigo!" Ignore.

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"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? I HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT, YOU KNOW!" Rukia was silent for a minute.

"So, do you think Chappy looks nice in this?" She held up her doll, which was in a flower-print dress.

"Yes. Now leave me alone!" Frustrated, he once again turned his back to her when Rukia's phone started beeping.

"Oooohh. A hollow! C'mon, Kurosaki, let's get it!" Rukia jumped off the bed and raced out the window.

Oh, come on... Why do I have to suffer this fate? Ichigo thought miserably before getting up and following her.

After the hollow's defeat...

Ichigo went back to his laptop, picked it up, and rushed down to the basement. Before closing the door, though, he looked around to see if rukia was anywhere around. Nope. In fact, his entire house seemed deserted.

"Aaahh. Peace and quiet. Finally." He said outloud. As soon as he logged onto his Yahoo messenger, though, he got a big surprise.

Chappy_Chappy says: Yo Ichigo! What're you doing now?

He logged off and quickly exited messenger. But as soon as he did that, the basement door opened, and...

"Hey, Ichigo! So, when's your birthday again?"

"NOOOO!"

Will Ichigo ever survive the madness?