Chapter 1: What the Heck was That?

Haruhi was in the library, which, for reasons unknown to her, was actually empty.

Aw crap! If I'm late ONE MORE TIME, Kyouya-sempai's gonna increase my debt! So she got up, about to walk out the door when her two best friends showed up.

"Hey, Haruhi!" called Hikaru.

"You're gonna be late!" Called Kaoru.

"Boss isn't going to like it." They chastised.

"Come ON Haruhi!" Kaoru said, pouncing on her.

"Geez, I'm coming! Now will you LET GO of my arm!"

"Nope!" the chorused cheerfully, grabbing her arms and frog-marching her to the Music Room Three. When the got there, Tamaki was waiting for them. As soon as he saw how they were holding her, he stopped dead.

"Why are you man-handling my precious Haruhi like that? Stop it! NOW!" he added the ending part when it was clear the twins didn't care about what he had to say. "My superiority as club leader is being ignored!" he whined. "What must my Haruhi think of me?"

The girls that frequented the club all stopped to see this newest "Breath-Taking Moment" between the four of them. Haruhi discreetly rolled her eyes, ignoring them as usual. But it WAS kinda sweet that Tamaki was so protect- WAIT. What had she just said? Did she have a fever? She shook her head to clear her thoughts, not noticing who walked up to her.

"What's this Haruhi? You're not… falling for me, are you?" Tamaki asked, grabbing her chin and forgetting about the earlier incident entirely.

"As if!" Haruhi said, brushing past him and trying to forget about her temporary moment of insanity.

"Oh, Haruhi. You're late. I'll be adding that to your debt." Kyoya said, with a positively crafty look on his face.

Haruhi groaned and walked past Hunny-sempai and Mori-sempai, who were acting charming as usual. Haruhi again wondered why Hunny could eat that much cake in one sitting.

Oh well, no use wondering now, I have to work on my 8 million yen debt. She sat down at her table, looking at Kota and Yura, her first appointments. Breath, Haruhi. Give them a smile. Say hi.

"Hello ladies, how are you today? Sorry I'm late." She said, slipping into "Natural Guy" mode.

"I'm fine!" Yura said, giggling.

"yeah, me too!" Kota smiled.

The twins, who were waiting tables, walked by with the trays, when suddenly, the trays floated into the air.

"Oh my God!" the twins said, in perfect unison even while panicking.

"Come on you guys, stop messing around! Haha, very funny, now stop pestering me!" Haruhi yelled, thinking this was another one of their stupid attempts to mess with her.

"Haruhi, we're not doing it!" Hikaru said, backing up quickly. Suddenly, everyone in the room screamed, and all the tables, chairs, and tea sets rose in the air and started clanging around. All of the girls ran out of the room, with the Host Club in persuit. Kyouya quickly called up limos to take them all home, and then pulled out his notebook, back tracking and writing furiously.

"Um, Kyouya-sempai, what are you doing?" Haruhi asked, never having seen Kyouya this frazzled before, and not thinking he would be, even in this situation.

"Seeing how much all of those antique tea sets cost. This will set back the event you were planning, Tamaki." Kyouya replied.

"My event? What about that ghost? Or whatever it was!" Tamaki yelled, freaking out as usual.

"Calm down Sempai," Haruhi soothed. "Whoever initiated the psychic attack is probably tired, it won't happen for a while." Haruhi said, remembering what her best friend had told her.

"Um, Haruhi?" Kaoru started.

"Psycho what?" Hikaru finished, confused.

"Oh! My friend from middle school, Mai Taniyama, works for a psychic research company. She was talking about it with me last night. And Psychic attack, or a violent display with psychic roots, was her last case." Haruhi explained.

"A psychic research company? I'll give them a call." Kyouya mused.

"What? NO! I don't want Mai to deal with the Host Club!" Haruhi said, trying to stop Kyouya from dialing.

"Must you ALWAYS say 'Host Club' like that, Haruhi?" Tamiki pouted, forgetting about the issue for the time being.

"Whatever, I'll go warn her." Haruhi sighed, seeing if she could dissuade her friend from wanting to take the case. There was no way anyone could handle these six's antics for however long it took to finish the case.