Nico and Will are sitting on a bench in the strawberry fields, enjoying the sunshine of Camp Half-Blood. Will hugs Nico aggressively and plants a kiss on his cheek.
Nico: "Di Immortals, Sunshine! Enough PDA!"
Will: "PDA…? You mean Patent Ductus Arteriosus? That doesn't make any sense."
Nico, rolling his eyes: "Public Displays of Affection!"
Will: "Ooh."
Nico: "Yeah. Doctor's orders, Solace! No PDA!"
Will, facepalming: "I know Patent Ductus Arteriosus but not Public Displays of Affection. And Death Boy, I'm the doctor here! Kisses and affection are good for you! So there."
Nico, sparkle eyes: "Sure, sure. I love it when you get all doctor-y."
Will, approaching Nico with arms outstretched and evil grin spread across features: "Aw, now I want to give you a hug!"
Nico, shadow travels behind Will: "NO!"
Will, quickly spins around: "SNEAK ATTACK!
Nico, thinking 'At least he didn't notice I shadow traveled.', surprised by Will's hug: "Agh, Sunshine!"
Will, delivering hug: "Aw, does Death Boy secretly looove shnuggles?"
Nico, blushing: "Shut up, Solace."
Will, amazed: "Di Immortals, is Death Boy BLUSHING!?"
Nico, blushing deeper and ducks head: "No!"
Will, victorious: "He is! I got to tell Percy! Big bro style!"
Nico, scowling: "Shut up, or I'll shut you up!"
Will, eyebrow raised: "With kisses? Gladly."
Nico, shaking head exasperatedly, but grabs Will's hand and pulls him towards Hades Cabin: "Whatever, Sunshine."
Fades to black. Fades into Percy and Jason who are hiding in the bushes, spying on Nico and Will. Percy holds binoculars.
Percy, whisper-shouting: "JASON, THEY'RE GOING INTO THE HADES CABIN!"
Jason: "THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! Time to initiate 'Project Save Little Bro From Weird Sun Kid'! Solace CANNOT hurt Little Bro! Project is a go!"
Percy, makes a duckface with hands on puffed out cheeks. Talks in baby-voice: "But Sparky, what if Little Bro and Sun Kid are kissing! Aw, so cute!"
Jason, disbelieving: "Not cute. Not cute at all, Percy! We have to stop it! We have to protect Neeks!"
Percy, ignoring Jason: "Our OTP is growing up! I still can't believe I'm 'not his type'."
Jason, breaks out of bushes screaming: "Shush! NEEKS, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T!"
Percy, following behind Jason: "You mean with Piper? Hm, Sparky?"
Blacks out once more. Scene starts again with Nico and Will, in Hades Cabin.
Will, looks around: "Uh, Death Boy? Did I just hear 'Neeks, we're coming for you?'"
Nico, sighing at being interrupted, prepares to shadow travel: "Ugh. Yeah, hold on."
Will, looking around. After shadow travelling, they arrive in the Apollo Cabin. Various people look up at the visitors: "Uh, 'Neeks', there are people here. And it's bad to overuse yo-"
Nico, interrupts Will with shadow travel to Half-Blood Hill: "Perfect."
Fades out again, before things get too awkward. Goes back to Percy and Jason, who have just barged into an empty Hades Cabin.
Jason: "Di Immortals, they're GONE! Where did they go? Curse Little Neek's powers!"
Percy, entering cabin and peering around Jason: "We lost our OTP! Oh, the pain!"
Jason, determined and looking around cabin for clues: "We must find them! Will's going to be in so much trouble!"
Percy, making a 'calm' gesture with his hand: "Sparky. Calm. It's okay! Solangelo should get together! Neeks deserves some love!"
Jason, turning towards Percy in disbelief: "What did you just say?"
Percy: "Neeks deserves some love!"
Jason: "No, before that! Like, Sol. Sol something?
Percy: "You mean Solangelo?"
Jason, incredulous: "What the Zeus is 'Solangelo'?"
Percy: "It's the ship name for Nico and Will! Duh, Jason! Don't you read fanfictions, go on Tumblr, even go on a computer AT ALL?"
Jason: "Ah, no. And I'm proud of it! Did you say 'ship'?"
Percy: "Yep. Like, I want them to get together!"
Jason, angry: "You WANT them to get together? Percy, I disown you as a Big Bro!"
Percy, now angry: "You can't do that! Only Little Bro can! And anyway, he should disown you! I want what Nico wants; happiness and Will!"
Jason, quietly and dangerously: "Don't even mention Sun Kid!"
Percy, serious now: "J, what if Neeks wants to be with Sun Kid? What if you are stopping him from doing what he wants?"
Jason: "Seaweed Brain, I'm just looking out for Little Bro. I want to make sure Sun Kid has all the right intentions."
Percy: "Okay, then can we just ask him a few questions?"
Jason, rubbing hands together, formulating plan: "Good idea, Water Boy. Good idea…"
Skips to next day. Will is in the infirmary, looking through a cabinet. Percy and Jason stumble in, moaning and groaning. Jason is holding his stomach in pain. Percy slumps against a wall dramatically, the back of his hand on his forehead.
Percy, from against the wall, in an overly dramatic acting voice: "Oh, Will! I feel so terrible! My head hurts, I'm stuffy, I have a fever, I feel so faint, and-! Everything hurts, Will! Fix me!"
Jason, not as dramatic: "Yeah, and my stomach hurts really bad! Also, I think I went to West Africa in the last 21 days!"
Will, turning around, looking and speaking very skeptically: "Um, you think you went to West Africa? And, I'm sure you guys are fine. In fact-"
Jason, tackles Will, blindfolds him, and spins him around: "Percy, let's go."
Zooms into the Camp Half Blood forest where Jason and Percy are standing above Will, who is still blindfolded, sitting on a rock.
Jason, in a deep, raspy, voice: "Will. We know who you are, we know who your loved ones are, we know where you live. Answer our questions, and you and the people you care about will be fine. If you don't answer our questions…"
Will: "Um, Jason. What is this about? Why-"
Jason, in same voice: "I am not Jason. And the person by me is not Percy. What are your intentions with Nico di Angelo?"
Will: "Nothing, but to innocently sing ballads into the night. And I know you're Jason."
Percy, in a ridiculously high pitch: "He's not Jason. Next question, how do you feel about Nico di Angelo?"
Will: "That is a hideous voice, Percy."
Jason: "Just answer the question, William."
Will: "Well, judging by the fact I want to sing with him, I would say I like him just fine. I mean, I really truly like Nico, and we're dating, so I think he likes me, at least-"
Jason, dropping accent: "YOU'RE DATING?"
Will, surprised: "Uh, yes, seeing as we're kissing-"
Percy, flabbergasted but really, really happy: "YOU'RE KISSING?"
Will, facepalm: "Yes, Percy. We are."
Percy, repeating duckface from before: "Oh mwy gwads, it's swo cwute! Gah!"
Jason, rolling his eyes: "Shut up."
Will, at the same time as Jason: "Aw, thanks!"
Percy: "Solangelo is growing up so fast!"
Jason and Will: "WHAT THE HECK IS SOLANGELO?"
Percy: "THE SHIP NAME OF NICO AND WILL! WHAT THE HADES IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"
Will, super angry: "HOW DARE YOU! NICO FACES SO MUCH DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT HE IS A SON OF HADES! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT HADES IS BAD! Nico has gone through enough hardships without all this bad Hades stuff. I thought you two were his friends."
Jason, resigned: "Well, William. You passed the test with flying colours. Anyone who defends Nico like that deserves to be with him. Good job. I hope 'Solangelo' lasts."
Will, blushing: "Oh. Thanks, Jason. And Percy. I'm going to cuddle my boyfriend now, if you don't mind."
Fades to black as Will pulls off the blindfold and jogs away. Percy and Jason look at each other and shrug before heading out of the forest. Fades into Nico and Will hugging.
Will: "I love you, Death Boy."
Nico: "I love you more, Sunshine."
