Chapter One

Normal=Samantha

Bold=Annie

When I agreed to having a sleepover/Doctor Who marathon/remaking of The Lightning Thief Movie/thing with my BFF Annie, I did NOT expect to have this much of an adventure. All I expected was to watch the amazingness of weird old British people and show those stupid Hollywood peoples that the movie TOTALLY should've been made by fans. Just saying.
I know we didn't expect that, Sam, but that's not what we got! You see, we had just finished remaking the Lightning Thief, and we were nice and cozy for our watching of every single Doctor Who episode from beginning to end. After about the first 3 episodes, Sam heard something in the yard. "Do you hear something?"
"It's just a cat!" I responded, eager to continue watching the most awesomest TV show ever.
"No, it sounds like-It couldn't be!" I began to listen.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE TARDIS!" We shrieked.

I grabbed Annie's hand before she could literally jump out the window.

"Wait," I cautioned. She stopped running, but bounced up and down excitedly. I mentally rolled my eyes.

"Annie, we have to caution ourselves. We don't know what the Doctor's gonna look like. He could look like Christopher Eccleston, he could look like David Tennant, he could look like Matt Smith, he could look like some old Doctor from the sixties, he could be some new regeneration of the Doctor who finally has red hair, for all we know!"

Annie frowned at me. "It's ginger. Not red," she corrected.

"Same difference," I snapped. "Anyway, I just want you to be cautioned. Now you can go."

And guess what happened then? Annie jumped out the window. Why do I always have to be the sane one?

Okay, so maybe jumping out the window wasn't the best idea (You can quit laughing now Samantha), but you would've too if the stars of your favorite TV show were standing in your back yard with a big blue time machine. I waited impatiently by the back door for Sam. "Come on!" I dragged her out the door.

Amy and Rory had stepped outside, but we just pushed past them and into the TARDIS. For those of you who don't know, TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimension in Space. We stood there looking around for a few minutes, until we spotted the Doctor messing with some wires under the control thingy.

I went up and tugged on his coat and said in my very believable British accent "Are you my mummy?"

He jumped, hit his head, and came out from under the control panel. He still looked like Matt Smith, sadly.

"Aw, still not ginger!" Sam cried.

"Who are you?" Asked the Doctor as Amy and Rory came in and asked, "Who're they?"

I whispered something in Sam's ear and she giggled.

"What's so funny?" Asked Rory, confused.

"Oh, Annie here just said 'he's the pretty one!'"

"How do you know about that?"

"Spoilers." I said, just like River. "I've always wanted to say that without some looking at me like I'm a freak!"

"Annie, face it, you are a freak, we both are!"

"That's all very nice, but who are you?" Asked Amy.

"Oh! I'm Samantha Parkinson, you can call me Sam, and this is Anastasia, Annie, Tyler!"

She gestured to me bouncing up down like I was on a sugar high. "Is Anastasia-OW!" Rory was cut off by a slap in the face from me.

"Never. Call me. Anastasia. Call. me. Annie!" I resumed bouncing up and down.

"Okay, is Annie okay?" Rory asked Sam. "Oh, she's just excited about meeting her favorite TV show characters! Completely fine!"

I nodded excitedly. Then we began looking around like the inside of a TARDIS is completely normal. Then my gaze fell on Amy.

"Oh. You still have her." I remarked.

"Doctor, what's going on?" Amy asked just as Sam said,

"Sorry Annie, but Rose is kinda in a parallel universe repeatedly making out with the Doctor! Why are so against Amy anyway?"

"Amy didn't have the adventure with the talking mannequins! OH! Also, when I was at the mall a week ago, I saw a mannequin that was missing an arm!"

"Wait, how do you know about all that?" Asked the Doctor. He seems to be asking a lot of questions.

"Oh, we watch your show!" I replied like it was perfectly obvious, which it was.

"We're on TV?" Asked a very shocked Amy.

"Yes. Didn't I just say that?"

"I'm confused." Remarked Rory.

"It's a big club. We should get t-shirts!" exclaimed Sam as we went into another giggling fit.

"Anyway," I started after a minute or two. "Where are we going now?"
"Where are we going? Annie, we don't even know what they're doing here!" I exclaimed. Annie didn't seem to care.

"Sam, we are in the TARDIS! I thought that you would agree that we need to have an adventure worthy of Steven Moffat before we both wake up and find out this is a dream!"

I thought about that, then realized she was right.

"Okay, fine. Doctor, where are we going?" The Doctor looked confused for a moment, as was expected; then recovered and clapped his hands together.

"Alright, folks. Where are we going? Well, we still have some interesting mysteries to take care of: 1)what happened to the little girl in the spacesuit, 2) how did I receive a distress call from a dead timelord,"

"How can we stop you from dying," Annie, Amy, Rory, and I added under our breath. The Doctor didn't seem to hear.

"3) How did we end up...where are we?"

"Oh, we're in South Carolina!"

"South Carolina? Okay!" The Doctor continued.

"Where and when can we go to find out about all these things? Where can we go to find out about anything?"

I was extremely tempted to answer, Google, but I was curious to see where the Doctor was going with this, so I kept my mouth shut.

"We go..." Before the Doctor could continue, all the lights went out.

"NO! House found us and we're all gonna die!" I shrieked.

For the record, I wasn't scared (Sam, it's true, stop laughing!) I was just panicking!

"That was on the show too?" Exclaimed Rory.

"Yup. By the way Doctor," Sam replied, totally calm. "We know TARDIS's name!"

"Um..." The Doctor was speechless.

"What's it's name?" Asked Amy, thinking that what TARDIS herself had said was a joke. Sam whispered it in her ear.

"Seriously! I thought that was a joke!" Exclaimed Amy.

"What'd she say?" Asked The Doctor, eager to find out how much we knew.

"She said Sexy! TARDIS's name is Sexy!" I declared. Then I broke down in giggles (that seems to happen quite a lot lately.)

"That sounded so wrong, on so many levels!" After about five minutes of laughing, I finally calmed down.

"Can you turn the lights back on please! I think I can partially answer question one! But I'd feel better if there were lights, because disembodied voices are really creepy!"

Then the lights flicked on and you could see The Doctor on a ladder with a dead light bulb in his hand.

"The light bulb just went out. House isn't coming back." He said looking at me. "Now what do you know about little girl in the space suit?"

"Well, we have a couple different theories about who she is-" I began, but was cut off by Amy.

"So you don't have any real facts then?"

"You didn't let me finish! We have a couple theories, but the one fact we have is vital information: She is a timelord. Or would it be timelady? What-"

I was interrupted by Rory before I could start rambling again. "How do you know?"

"She regenerated at the end of season 6 episode 2! Okay, she escaped the space suit, and There was this hobo in an alley way in New York, and she stepped out of the shadows, coughing, and Hobo was like, 'Are you okay? Little girl, are you okay?' and little girl was like, 'it's alright. It's quite alright. I'm dying. But I can fix that! It's easy really, see?' and then her hands start glowing and spewing gold dust, and Hobo runs away, then her head starts glowing and she regenerates! Right Sam?"

"Exactly right!" Everyone else stood there, pondering what I had said.

"So she regenerated," Rory repeated thoughtfully. Annie and I nodded. "And we haven't seen her since." We nodded again.

"So, Doctor, you were talking about where we go to find out things?" Amy prompted, obviously bored of the "little girl" conversation.

The Doctor clapped his hands again. "Right! Well, to find out where we need to be, we start at the beginning, don't we?"

The Doctor then proceeded to running around 'Sexy' and pushing random buttons and such. Annie and I exchanged glances.

I could tell we were both thinking the same thing: the Doctor had no idea where he was going with this, and was hoping that the TARDIS would take us to where we "needed to go".

Eventually, the TARDIS started making its famous whoosh whoosh sounds and lifted off the ground. I grabbed Annie's hand and squeezed it excitedly. We were on our way, through time and space. Now, the only question is, will we ever get back?