I do not own Naruto.

Please let me be sad in peace.

Non-massacre.


I am an Uchiha
(aka I am an exception to normal rules.)


"How are the dumplings?"

"Very delicious, Mikoto."

"Thank you, Fugaku. And you, Itachi, Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"Delicious, mother."

"Thank you. How was your last mission, Sasuke-kun?"

"Just came back today."

"I know, sweetheart. But how was it?"

"Interesting."

"Sasuke."

"Naruto nearly died again because we ran into some trouble. Sakura healed him. Sai watched the perimeter. Kakashi t—"

"Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke."

"Yes, father. Kakashi told us this was a lesson. Naruto began yelling. He's at the hospital now for a check-up."

"How is Sakura-san?"

"…Aniki?"

"Yes, Sasuke?"

"W-well, she's doing fine. Probably shopping with her blond friend or something."

"Isn't it too late? Especially with the day she was having."

"W-well...shopping relaxes her? Because the dobe is an idiot and annoys people."

"And you, Sasuke? Do you annoy her?"

"I am an Uchiha, Aniki."

"Exactly."

"Thank you father."

"Well, Itachi, you seem very interested in Sakura-chan. Mind telling your mother why?"

"I will be asking her hand in marriage tonight."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Thank you for the meal, Kaa-san."

"…Y-yes, o-of course. Did you get a ring, Itachi?"

"I was going to buy one now."

"NO!"

"…?"

"Er, no, sweetheart. I can get you one. Our traditional one. It was your great-grandmother's."

"Thank you, Kaa-san."

"…"

"…"

"I think your father and brother went in shock, sweetheart."

"I believe so."

"…So, Itachi."

"Mother."

"I wanted to ask you this."

"…"

"…"

"Yes mother."

"Will there be grandchildren on the way?"

"Sakura-san and I are working on that."

"…"

"…"

-door slides shut-

"I'm sorry, Mother. I just thought aniki said something about proposing to my teammate."

"He is, Sasuke. And grandchildren are on the way!"

"…"

"…"

"…Oh dear. Don't faint Sasuke-chan!"