A/N: I thought it would be funny to mix Foamy with Pokémon. I'm gonna try to edit this to keep at least a T rating.
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The Amityville Toaster
Pikachu: Hey, look what I got from that internet auction site.
Misty: What is it?
Pikachu: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville. Amityville!
Misty: You bought a haunted toaster?
Pikachu: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...
48 seconds later…
Misty: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?
Pikachu: No one knows! What's even cooler is when you put it wheat bread, you get pumpernickel, and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin!
Misty: Bullcrap.
Pikachu: Oh yeah? Fine. It just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread right here.
56 seconds later…
Misty: Whoa!
Pikachu: See? Blueberry muffin.
Misty: That's freaky. What happens if you put a bagel in there?
Pikachu: Good question!
6,798 seconds later…
Misty: Is... is that a pork chop?
Pikachu: Oh man, what a jip. I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.
Misty: Ooh, try waffles!
Pikachu: Eh, you know, the auction description said not to use waffles.
Misty: Why?
Pikachu: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something. Eh yeah, don't mess around with it.
987 seconds later…
Misty: Whoa, it's a toasted hand.
Pikachu: What did I say about using waffles?!?
Pikachu: The Amytiville toaster, make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster, spooky eat me toast, yum yum yum, human hand.
