A/N: Ok this is my first fanfic so no murdering the noob! Btw I do not own victorious or any of the characters yada yada yada you know the rest. Onward with the story!

"So how is cat doing?" Beck asks from his seat across from mine. He invited me out to have coffee at Starbucks. The reason he asked me to meet him was because, being my best friend, he knew I needed a break from seven months pregnant wife Cat.

"She is just fine and dandy thank you very much." He gives me the Jade I know you too well, tell me what's up face. "She's driving me crazy Beck!" I say a little louder than I intended. Earning us a few glances from people sitting around us. "She has been saying and doing the craziest things. Yesterday she started crying out of nowhere and accused me of not loving her anymore because I gave her chocolate chip ice cream that had an odd number of chips! And you don't even want to know the crazy shit she has been craving for! It could be two o'clock in the morning but if Cat wants fried chicken, I have to go out and get it for her! I can't wait, just two more months and no more pregnant Cat!"

He looks at me with wide eyes "Wow, it's like cat times 10. You see this is why tori and I have agreed to wait to have children until we have fully established careers." He says smugly.

I almost spit my coffee out while trying to contain my laughter. "oh please don't give me that shit. We all know the only reason you haven't planted the seed yet is because you're scared it will make you seem old. Hell, Vega was ready to have kids with you a year after you two got together" I finish off with a smirk.

"That is so not true!" is his hopeless attempt to defend himself. "ok maybe a little bit, but come on jade my good looks and fabulous hair can only get me so far." At this, we both burst out in hysterical fits of laughter. Only to be interrupted by my cell phone vibrating.

Jadey! I need you to get me orange juice and chocolate now pleaseeee!

Oh no she's at it again. "Uh beck I have to go cat wants me to get her chocolate and orange juice to satisfy her crazy pregnant cravings." I say while maneuvering out of our booth and grabbing my purse.

"Ok good luck and tell cat I said hi." Im already at the door when he waves good bye.

"Yeah only if you tell Vega I said go fall in a ditch" I respond with an evil grin.

"Always kind words with you jade!" he yells as I walk out the door.


"Cat, Babe, I'm home!" I call out to her, closing the door with my foot due to my hands being occupied with a carton of orange juice and four bars of chocolate. Yeah that should hold her off for at least an hour I think to myself.

" I don't want them anymore! Take them back!" she screams at me from our bedroom. She's crying, again. I put down the items and proceed into our room. When I arrive, she's completely submerged under the covers refusing to acknowledge my presence.

"kitty cat tell me what's wrong. Why don't you want your chocolate and OJ?" usually using her favorite nickname calms her down but it doesn't seem to be working because she begins to cry even louder.

"Jadeykins! Stop talking about it the baby doesn't like it! She says chocolate is bad for her!" she pops out from underneath the covers only to dive back under after she yells at me. I quickly follow her under and wrap my arms around her now very round belly.

"cat the baby can't talk. "I tell her as nicely as I can. "yes she can jadey, that's how she told she was a girl and not a boy." She responds with as much seriousness as she could muster. My eyes popped right out of my skull when she says this. We both agreed that we wanted the sex of our baby to be a surprise but because I was impatient, I sort of threatened the doctor to tell me our baby's sex without cats consent. So how the hell did she know we were having a girl!

"Cat, sweet heart, how do you know we're having a girl." I say my voice shaking from the nerves.

" I already told you silly, she told me! oh and jadey I feel better now she says its ok if I eat the chocolate!" and with that Cat gives me a giggly kiss and jumps out of bed heading towards the kitchen where her snack awaits . Leaving me under a heap of sheets. Man, my wife sure is a trip. But she's a trip worth taking and that's all that mattered to me.