Ten Times Jack Sparrow was Marooned and Why
One
Jack's own father tossed him out of the ship; he said the twelve-year-old was getting annoying.
Two days later, the man came back, but his wife was in control of the ship.
Two
It was the first of the Black Pearl's mutinies.
Three days later, he was back on land, with nothing to his name.
Three
It was the second of the Black Pearl's mutinies, but at least he had better company.
A day later, he was in the hands of the Royal Navy thanks to said company.
Four
Bloody Elizabeth Swann. Bloody Elizabeth Swann!
And then he was rescued by her. Bloody woman.
Five
He was going to kill the new Turner child. Oh yes he was.
That is, if he would ever stop looking at him with those pathetic brown eyes.
Where was bloody Elizabeth Turner when you needed her?
Six
Why, oh why, when he finally got Ana Maria in bed, she had to go and get pregnant? Oh, and then, had a daughter, who proceeded to jump off the boat, anytime she wanted to?
Damn it. He really hated this island.
Seven
Another mutiny? Couldn't these people be loyal for once in their lives?
Eight
No. He did not care that the new Turner girl decided to go out for a swim. No, he was not going to rescue –
Damn them.
He was going to kill William and Elizabeth when he saw them again.
Nine
Couldn't he get some new scenery for once? He swore that he was never going near this stupid island again, especially with ships that sank only after two hours.
Ten
Never mix rum, vodka, angry women, and shoddy boats together. That was all that needed to be said.
Now where the hell was Gibbs?
Note: Well, the fourth movie just came out yesterday, so I thought I would upload this. Had it in my folder for awhile. I haven't seen the fourth movie, but I hope it's better than the last one!
Hope you enjoyed this. By the way, reviews are nice.
