I don't own Invader Zim okay?
Tak didn't make threats. She made promises. Deadly promises. Zim ruined her life. He was to pay with every inch of his pathetic life. Revenge may have been delayed but it would find it's way to Zim. Another passion, or mania was growing in her, the big head boy Dib. It was 5 Earth years since she saw him but she still was passionate for him.
" He wasn't like the others. He had the intelligence of an Irken. He was different than all those filthy beings who judged me." She was going back to Earth to fix what was broken 5 Earth years ago.
Meanwhile on Earth…
"I laugh at your pitiful attempt at spying!" Zim said.
"Zim get changed for gym God!" Dib said. " And P.S. Don't say that or people will think there's something between us." He pulled on his gym shirt and hoped they weren't playing dodge ball. He hated being the target because of his big head.
Was Dib staring? Zim thought. Probably to see something about me or to find a way to slice my guts. Actually Dib was staring at Torque in a mad way for pushing him down the stairs. They were in 10th grade now and the new school year just started.
"If you are still trying to invade you're pathetic! It has been 5 years now!" Dib said.
"Advanced alien races should be able to take Earth like a grandmaster playing a moron at chess." Dib said snapping his fingers. Zim then backed off from the blue sparks coming from Dib's hands.
"The Meekrob... but how?" Zim said.
"Your people's empire will end with me." Dib said. "Over the summer some things changed."
"No fake Earth Monkey." Zim said.
"Boys we're playing dodge ball today." the gym teacher said. Dib went "Shit" under his breath," but at the request of Dr. Membrane" Everyone looked at Dib." Shots to the head are prohibited. So it's not as easy to hit Dib's head anymore!"
Dib was extremely relived but he still wasn't very good. Zim however was the best in the school, second only to Gaz. As usual Dib was picked last and first out.
"No human is that good!" Dib yelled.
"Will you stop calling Zim an alien? He is one!" the gym teacher said. Dib looked up happy someone believed him. "He's from another country so he's a legal alien!"
"Yeah go for the wordplay jackass" Dib whispered. He sat on the sidelines the rest of the game. The next game he was first out but Zim threw the ball at Dib so hard it sprained his ankle. Dib sat to the sides with an ice pack on his ankle the rest of the class when one thought came to him- Tak. She would have destroyed Zim for him. Dib didn't know what it was but he still liked her.
On the moon
Tak's escape pod came to rest on of all the places, Earth's moon. Staring at the Earth for the past 3 Earth years caused an unhealthy mania in her. When she landed she wanted to claim the moon for the empire but the humans already did. She thought it was funny that in over 6000 years of human civilization they only got to the moon. That was 600 Irken years and by that time Irk was one nation-planet. Earth still had many languages. "Morons" she said. Tak couldn't afford to expose herself. Over the years (or months as they were on Irk) allies of the Irken Empire or races neutral to Operation Impending Doom II gave her materials to fix her ship and Mimi. All she needed was an updated disguise. A Vortian had given her scopes so accurate they could find were Zim was hiding. Most of the aliens that helped her were on orders of the Tallest. Tak said she'd destroy Zim so any 'friend of the empire' was to help her. Only thing was Tak would not accept rides to Earth. She was to do it herself. Getting help was degrading to her. "One must make sacrifices" she mumbled/ Once she updated her disguise to look like a 15 –year-old human girl, she took Mimi and headed for Earth.
That night on Earth
"What happened son?" Professor Membrane asked noticing Dib's limp.
"I got hit in the ankle. Since when did you care?" Dib said going upstairs. He stared out the window and saw a falling star " That's not what it looks" he said to himself. The object crashed in the wood in the park and then Dib ran downstairs. All of a sudden his ankle was fine but as he opened the door-
"Where are you going this late?" Professor Membrane asked.
"Something crashed in the woods!" Dib said running out of the house.
"My poor insane son" Professor Membrane said.
Dib ran as fast as he could to the crash site. Amazingly the ship was okay. It opened up and a familiar silhouette stepped out.
"Tak?" Dib asked.
"Dib?" asked Tak taking how Dib was becoming a man.
"You remembered." Dib said blushing.
