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Kagami groaned. They had just finished a hellish training menu and were heading to a restaurant.

The entire team had been wiped out and only a few could go eat. Kagami, Kuroko, Hyuga, Izuki, Kiyoshi, Mitobe and of course the coach were the only ones that could go.

"So where should we go?" The coach asked smiling.

"I don't care let's just have some fun!" Kiyoshi said somehow still smiling.

"Not the time baka!" Hyuga said whacking Kiyoshi behind his head.

"This is not the time for the time!"

"Shut up Izuki!"

Kuroko faintly smiled this stated becoming a normal occurrence for him.

"Kuroko bastard what are you laughing at?" Kagami growled.

"You must be mistaken Kagami-kun" Kuroko said, "I'm not smiling."

"Ya Bakagami Kuroko doesn't smile!"

"But…but…urgh! I give up!"

"Ano, let's go in here." Kuroko said pointing to xxxxx's xxxxx.

The seven walked in and a waiter ushered them to a larger table with a bunch of other people sitting there.

They sat down and looked at the menu, while Kagami ordered half of the items on the menu.

"I'll take a pork sheesh kebab, crayfish fillet, octopus strew, and a burger of every kind."

"Oi Bakagami what are you doing?!" Hyuga asked.

"Ma, ma Hyuga let the kid eat what he wants." Kiyoshi said smiling.

"I am not a kid!" Kagami retorted. "We all know that's Kuroko!"

"That was immature Kagami-kun."

"Tsk Kagami that was-"

"DON'T YOU DARE PULL ANOTHER STUPID PUN IZUKI!"

Meanwhile the other people sitting at the table were looking at the group with strange looks.

"Looks like Seirin is not sane as we thought." A guy with glasses and a worn out Touou jersey said.

"That's what I was telling you all along." A dark skinned male said.

"Sumimasen that they're not sane! Sumimasen!"

"They're not the only weirdo's." Said a dark haired male wearing a Kaijou number 4 jersey said.

"Sempai! Don't be so mean!"

"Shut up Baka!"

"I need a pineapple…"

"I should have listened to Oha Asa instead of Takao. Cancers were ranked sixth today."

"So mean Shin-Chan!"

The other people were none other than the players of Touou, Kaijou and Shutoku.

Mitobe being the silent observer he was, noticed this and was trying to get the rest of Seirin's attention and failed miserably.

"KUROKOCCHI! Why didn't you notice me!" a certain blond haired ace whined while throwing himself on Kuroko and hugging him.

"Ehhhhh!?" was heard courtesy of Seirin minus the emotionless phantom.

"Hello Kise-kun. Would you get off of me?"

"SO COLD!"

"Kise you baka, get back to your seat!" Kasamatsu yelled. "Or your practice regiment will be quadrupled!"

"HAI!"

"Shutoku? Kaijou? Touou? What are you doing here?" Riko asked.

"We just happened to be here to eat and you came along." Imayoshi said.

"Like this would be a coincidence." Hyuga muttered.

Before anyone could reply four waiters came by with Kagami's food.

"I hope you enjoy your meal!" A waitress said while winking at Kise.

"Die Kise."

"Mou! Sempai what did I do?"

"Why do all the girls love you?! They should be flocking to me!" Moriyama exclaimed.

"It's not my fault I'm good looking!"

"Why do I even bother to be near these idiots?"

"That's cold Shin-Chan!"

"Stop calling me that Takao!"

"How does one person eat so much?!" Wakamastsu asked. "HE eats more than that Ahomine!"

"I am not Ahomine!"

"Ifs nof my falf! I neef foof fo feet!"

"Don't talk with your mouth full Bakagami!" Riko yelled.

"…Bakagami?" Kasamatsu trailed off with a smile on his face.

"Hahaha! Bakagamicchi!"

"Nice name Bakagami." Aomine smirked.

"Shut it AHOMINE!"

"Why you little ****"

"Who you-"

"SHUT UP AOMINE!" Wakamatsu yelled.

"Why should I listen to you?"

"See what I have to deal with?"

Everyone nodded sympathetically, even Kuroko.

"Oi!"

"A useless no good brat. And his magazines! Don't get me started on his magazines!"

"Hey! Horikio Mai has big-"

"I DON'T CARE!"

"Ma ma Wakamatsu. Calm down." Imayoshi said patting Wakamatsu's back.

"Minna-san (everyone) do you know what Aomine-kun is scared of?" Kuroko asked piping up.

"Hmmm, our ace has a weakness?" Imayoshi said smirking.

"Oi Kuroko! You wouldn't!"

"Bees. He is terrified of bees. There was this one time in Teikou when we were eating on the roof and a bee landed on his bento because it was drizzled in honey. Aomine-kun screamed like a girl and refused to move for behind Akashi-kun."

There was a moment of silence and the entire table burst into laughter.

"I remember that Aominecchi!"

"Hai. Me too. My lucky item- a badminton racket was more useful than expected. I had to whack him with it until he unfroze from behind Akashi."

This just caused everyone to laugh harder.

"Aww you too Sakurai?"

"Ah…Sumi-ha ha-Sumimasen!"

"Humph at least your ace isn't a complete idiot who never knows when to stop waving to his fans!"

"So mean Sempai!"

"I feel for you Kasamatsu-san. I find it hard even talking to him for even one minute and you have to deal with him for longer." Kagami said swallowing his crayfish fillet.

"Kagamicchi!"

"Thank-you at least someone understands."

"So Kuroko is there anything interesting on Kise?" Moriyama asked.

"Kise-kun is terrified of worms. There once was a girl that was confessing to him under a tree and he saw a worm and screamed and took off running. Akashi-kun had to explain to the girl, but it probably did more harm than good."

"Mou! Kurokocchi!"

"Arigato Kuroko. This is going to help a lot." Kasamatsu said smirking.

"Is there anything on Shin-Chan?"

"Midorima-Kun hates cats."

All of Midorima's team looked at him, hiding their smiles.

"Never thought that Midorima would be scared of cats." Miyaji said snickering.

"There was this one time that-"

"Kuroko!"

"Midorima-Kun was practicing at an outdoor court and there was a little girl with a cat. The girl admired what Midorima-Kun could do and asked him to show her a few tips. He was about to say yes when he saw the cat. He took off without saying anything."

"When was that Midorimaccchi?" Kise said laughing.

"Aww Shin-Chan you crushed the poor girls dreams."

"Shut-up Takao."

"Ne. I just noticed all of the GoM are scared of an animal." Imayoshi said. "What about you Kuroko?"

"I am not afraid of any animals Imayoshi-San."

"Argh. Why did I get stuck with the immature blonde?!"Kasamatsu asked.

"Mou! Sempai! So mean!"

"He never listens! And don't get me started on his fans! Even when I tell him to stop waving he doesn't!"

"That is true. But I still don't see how Kise gets all the girls and not me."

"You too Moriyama-Sempai?!"

"I can understand. Shin-Chan can be so tsundere sometimes."

"The coach only allows him to have his way three times, but that still is a lot." Miyaji stated.

"Look at Ahomine. He's reading his gravure magazines now!" Wakamatsu exclaimed.

"Oi!"

"And he's so lazy! He barely shows up to practice."

"What about Kuroko? Does he have any flaws?"

Everyone looked at Seirin. He coach looked up and smiled.

"Kuroko-Kun is perfect." She said. (I'm putting this in randomly but one lucky reviewer gets a sneak peak of chapter 2)

"He always shows up for practice and does what he's told to do." Hyuga said proudly.

"He's there for you even more than your own shadow." Izuki said.

"Shut up. We don't need any more lame puns." The captain said.

"Kuroko is always fu-n."

"Why am I surrounded by idiots?!"

Everyone turned to look at Kagami who finished off his last burger.

"What?! Fine. The bastard is annoyingly persistent and scares me to death when he randomly pops up but he's the best shadow/team mate you could want."

"Aww Bakagami can be deep."

If anyone was looking at Kuroko they would have seen him blushing at his team's words.

"COACH!"

"Is Seirin the most perfect team out there?" Kasamatsu asked.

"Well…." The coach said dragging out the l.

"We do have Bakagami."

"OI! Stop calling me that and hey!"

"He barely listens and does what he wants to. I don't care if he's our ace, he needs to listen more!" Hyuga said.

"Feeling the love here guys."

The entire table erupted in laughter. Aomine the most.

"Oh we have to go. Bakagami has to practice his meteor jams." The coach said smiling. To everyone else it looked like a natural smile, but to Seirin they knew what it meant was 'hurry up and get to the gym before I flay you alive.'

"Does anyone else think that the smile Seirin's coach gave us meant something else?" Kise asked.

"For once you actually noticed something." Midorima said smirking.

"Why does everyone hate me?!"

"Glad you realize Kise." Aomine said.

"SO MEAN!"

***With Seirin***

"That was one of the strangest conversations I ever had." Kagami said.

Mitobe nodded in agreement.

"Arigato."

"What was that Kuroko-Kun?"

"Thank you for saying those nice things about me."

"Don't thank us. We said the truth." Hyuga said. "That included Bakagami."

"HEY! STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

Okay that was chappie numero one. So what do you think?

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