Hey guys! I wanna make up for all that fanfic I didn't do, so here's a new one... (I guess you could guess from the title) Anyways. Yeah. It's called 'Kishuu and Sword's Potion Class'. I sorta stole this idea from Kumiko-san (Dream-cloudstar)... (gets on knees and begs) PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!

Kishuu- Oh great. I get to be in another fanfic with you...

Sword- I know you prefer me in my mew mew version but it's just not nice to do that to your girlfriend!

Kishuu- ?? You're my...??

Sword- READ THE FANFIC DUDE! Jeez Louise!

Kishuu- Whos Louise? Is it someone I should know about? Are you the other way, Sword?

Sword- NO YOU SICKMINDED LITTLE ALIEN! But I still love you, you intensley kawaii dreamboat...

Narator (who is never ever used)- Um... the fanfic...

Sword- O.K! HERES CHAPTER ONE- THE LOVE POTION!

XxX-The Love Potion-XxX

O.Kie, so here's what you do. First, you need to find-

One lovesick and slightly rabid fangirl, who must be named Sword in order for it to work. Since there's only one fangirl named Sword on here, we grabbed... ME! (sits in bowl and smiles) ;; (whisper) I'm not paid enough for this... I mean, I can understand being put in a bowl... but being dressed in this fake plasteeky looking kimono? Give me a break, man!!

Then you must get a cute/hot/etc. guy from a manga, that Sword must like to work. We used Kishuu because he's her most loved and the only one who we could shoot with a tranqulizer dart...

Sword- SHH! I've got Naozumi in my closet if Kishuu tries to run away...

Kishuu- ? Naozumi...?

Sword- YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT! (transforms into Flame, who will be used in a later fanfic) MEMORY BURN! KYA!

Kishuu- (is hit by the burning flames that burn his memory) o.o;; Urm. I don't feel any different...

Sword- SHUT UP!!

Last but not least you need a bunch of flowers, a blanket, a tube of orange, pink, and red lipgloss, a watermelon, and SLINKIES!

Kishuu- But why slinkies?

Sword- (dies because Pokemon came on in its terrible dubbiness) Um... (lives again) BECAUSE SlINKIES ARE FUN!

Kishuu- And the blanket?

Sword- To keep me warm! We have to freeze the potion while we're still in it you know... (sticks out tounge) You get to freeze! You're so cute when you're freezing cold!

Kishuu- I guess I can't ask about the watermelon?

Sword- That's right! BACK TO CLASS!

When you've inserted the ingredients, stir well. (demonstation)

Sword- (is being stirred) (puts hands up in the air) Whoo whoo whooo whooo... Am I allowed to puke?

Kishuu- You should know... you're making this thing... (pukes out the side of the bowl)

WELL! You've stirred them up! Next comes the good part- freezing! Place the bowl inside a freezer set to -40 degrees waddafumgious. Make sure the ingredients, hot alien, and lovesick-but-slightly-rabid fangirl are still inside.

Sword- (wraps blanket around her) WHOO WE'RE BEING FROZEN! How awesome, right honey? (looks at Kishuu)

Kishuu- (is freezing) I'm in a skimpy alien outfit! Can I have a blanket...?

(a large blanket is thrown at Kishuu and Swords is taken away)

Kishuu- Why is it so large... and why is Swords gone? OH NO!!! o.o;;

Sword- (giggle)

Now the freezing is complete, and Sword has kissed Kishuu, which gives the potion an extra kick! Now... we take out the rabid fangirl and extremely hot alien and melt the potion. If you did it correctly it will look like chicken noodle soup from CAMPBELLS! Which I don't own, sadly, so don't sue. Campbells belongs to... the Campbell dude... o.o;; Anywho...

Drink the love potion and stare at a picture of your hottie for a few hours... if you're lucky..

Sword- (cuts in) YOUR HOTTIE WILL COME TO YOU! Just not my Kishuu... he's mine...

Kishuu- Actually I wouldn't mind a new girlf-

Sword- SHUT UP!

XxX I hope you liked our first class! Yes yes I'm very rabid... sorry sorry. (huggles Kishuu) mine mine mine!XxX