10/27/2011

Mrs Hudson walked out of the toilet after snorting some pills. She found that whilst she was busy snorting, the police had broken into Sherlock's flat. She ignored them and tried to avoid contact, but unfortunately she accidentally brushed shoulders with an officer whose deodorant was clearly for men. It was the smell, in fact that instantly informed her of the person's gender. Although the body shape, haircut, posture and clothes were slightly lenient in determining this, it was definitely the deodorant that proved the officer was a male.

"Sorry" he said suspiciously as he walked off, with his armpits concealed tightly. The man went upstairs with the rest of the police gang and just after he had done so, Sherlock and John came panting into the room.

"Oh Sherlock what have you done?" asked Mrs. Hudson trying to sound innocent, praying they wouldn't find the recreational drugs she'd been snorting just minutes previously. Sherlock rushed upstairs.

Sherlock asked what was going on.

"It's a drugs bust!" said Lestrade.

"They're herbal soothers, I've got a hip!" lied Mrs Hudson.

It was then that a person dressed as though they were homeless, carrying a phone in a pink case strolled into the room.

She had bloodshot eyes and swishy blonde hair.

"Did someone say drugs?" asked Roes.