Disclaimer:

I do not own Naruto, Dragon ball Z or any of their characters. They are all licenced by Funimation.

(I do however, have a dog named Akakmaru :3)


Chapter 1

Song & dance

"I'm trying!" the 2 voiced child shouted.

"Well obviously you're not trying hard enough!" shouted the tall green namekian.

"I wanna go home!" The boys moaned.

"How is it possible you can make more noise moaning then you're trying?" Piccolo said with obvious sarcasm, he really hated them. They had spent roughly 3 hours shouting like a pair of retards declaring war on humanity. (Sorry if that offended anyone, it just seemed like the right thing to say.)

At least it seemed like three hours, it was impossible to keep track of time here. (Hyperbolic time chamber, hooray is spelt it without searching on the internet!)

"Just keep trying!" Piccolo said. Suddenly, Gotenks became still then began coughing

"W-what's happening?" Gotenks stuttered as the fusion began unravelling.

"You're defusing! Piccolo said "Damn. I thought we had more time..."

"Wait, this is good. That means we have twice the voice now!" A rather bamboozeled purple haired demi-saiyan said.

"Hey Trunks, weren't we using both our voices when we were fused?" Goten asked with his oh-so innocent demeanour.

"Oh yeah. I guess you're right." Trunks hated being corrected, which was a rare thing, very rare when he was corrected by Goten.

"Hey...um...I don't mean to interrupt your litle conversation, BUT OUR FRIENDS ARE BEING MUNCHED BY BUU AS WE SPEAK!" Piccolo screamed furiously.

"Right!" They yelled. "Fuuuu...siioooonnnn...HAA!" A bright light evoloped the two demi-saiyans. As the light light cleared, the two saiyans had formed...well...two young saiyans.

"W-what happened?" Goten enquired. "You have to wait 2 hours before fusing again, NUMBNUTS!" Piccolo shouted. Trunks and Goten fell on the floor anime style.

"We didn't know that!" Goten said defiantly.

"Maybe because you were playing that stupid videogame somehow diverted your attention?" Piccolo asked innocentely.

"Hey! Halo Reach is a brilliant game!" Trunks responded with venom. (I got it early, bitches! :3 )

"Right...anyway, let's get to work..."

"Fuuuu...siioooonnnn...HAAA!


Many attemps later...

"Wait a minute…remember that technique I was talking about?" the long awaited gotenks asked.

"Yeah, why" Piccolo answered.

"I might help…"

"What do you mean by tha-" Piccolo was interrupted by a loud cry. Gotenks began powering up to his next level.

"I've gone beyond super saiyan…" Gotenks muttered in a dark tone. He shouted one more time. His golden hair grew longer and his eyebrows grew back in. They eerie glow from his mint green pupils grew brighter. His muscles tensed than bulged, he grew 3 inches higher.

"Take a look at this…legend…" he said plainly. His aura had lighting sparks surrounding his body.

"Gotenks, your…super saiyan 3!" Piccolo exclaimed in amazement.

"No shit, Sherlock." Piccolo's eye twitched at that. "C'mon, let's blow a hole in reality." Gotenks stated, he then tensed his muscles and shouted with an anime super sized jaw. (Dimensional gateways, go figure!) With that a hole appeared in front of him, like the ones from Portal: Still alive. (Brilliant game, THE CAKE IS A LIE!) "Let's leave this shithole…c'mon Piccolo!" Gotenks didn't want to break his cool demeanour. "O-okay…it's just…uh…you're swearing a lot. More than usual."

"So, what? You wanna stick me on fucking Judge Judy? LET'S GO!" Gotenks shouted, obviously angry about something. "Fine…dickwad…" Piccolo muttered.

With that, they both stepped through they portal.

Gotenks and Piccolo steeped out of the portal and into a forest.

Without any warning, Gotenks split into Goten and Trunks again. "W-what happened?" They questioned in unison.

"The fusion must have warn off when you stepped into this dimension, Earth it appears…"

"Phew" They both said.

"What do you mean, ``Phew``?" Piccolo began, then realised.

"You mean you didn't know which dimension we'd go into!"

"Of course we knew…heh heh…" Trunks stammered weakly.

"YOU LITTLE DICKWADS!" Piccolo shouted furiously.

"Watch the language, Piccolo!" Trunks yelled.

"What's a dickwad?" Goten asked curiously, completely unaware of the swear war that took place mere minuts ago.

"Um…ever mind." Piccolo muttered.

After another rounds of bickering, 3 insults on Trunks' purple hair and Goten's questions of complete innocent curiosity, they decided to move on and discover their surroundings.


Well...the plot hasn't cleared yet...but it tells how they get where they are. I'm trying to find the plot...it's got to be around here somewhere...anyway, the next chapter will be in a few days...AH! sorry. The plot was in my jeans. XD