Hey everyone! Just thought I might do a little one-shot. Don't worry, I'm still continuing A Potions Incident Gone Wrong, so just wait for chapter 3.

Meanwhile, I was reading some Harry Potter Pick Up Lines. Some were absolutely cute while some where... let's just say "a bit disturbing". Hmmm... I smell some fluff and awkwardness in the air!


Hermione woke up at 2:30 in the morning to find a pair of silver eyes staring at her. And a little bit too close for comfort.

"Gah! What the he-" she stopped when she saw who it was.

"MALFOY! What the hell are you doing inside my room?"

"I couldn't sleep." Draco said simply.

"And why should you deprive me of the few glorious hours of sleep I get because of your problem?"

"Well, I thought since you are Head Girl and my girlfriend, you could help me out."

"You know what, why don't you - wait a minute. There's a password to my room, how did you get in?"

"Er - uhm," he laughed nervously, "Let's just say that I accidentally overheard you saying the password last week."

Hermione sighed. "Well, what do you want me to do?"

He suddenly smirked. 'Uh-oh. This is NOT gonna be good.' Hermione thought.

"As I said, I can't sleep. It's because I have a little - well, maybe not so little - problem."

"What?" she asked curiously.

"Well seeing as you're awake," he beckoned her to come closer. She obliged, mostly because she wanted to get this over with so that she may go back to sleep.

"My Basilisk's awake. Would you mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?"

Now, Hermione was wide awake. She looked at Draco. He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"GET OUT!" she screamed, and threw pillows at him.

Looks like Hermione's not getting some sleep after all!


Haha.. raise your glass if you thought it was lame. Cheers! XD