(AU:/:N)
This is my absolute first Harry Potter fanfiction. I know! My first fanfic and it's with Percy and Hermione. Surprising I know, but I had this weird dream about Percy and I just had to write a fanfic about him. So give him and Hermione a chance they really are adorable with each other. I don't have a BETA yet. But asked my friend to help me sometimes, but this time he was sick. So hopefully I have a BETA to next chapter. Already written the whole story on paper so have the plot in my head already planned out. AND yes just rest assure it will become better in later chapters, I mean c'mon it's about a hen party what couldn't go right...or wrong. Some parts is very cliche I guess, but I hope you will all enjoy it still. Make me happy with the goodness of yer hearts! Review and fave that would make my day.
OF COURSE I am J.K Rowling! I made all these amazing characters;) and I own a monkey called Wilmer as well ;D
1 Chapter
Hermione was standing in her bedroom, in the flat she rented in wizard London.
Third time already! It was the third time Hermione Granger checked her outfit in the mirror. This wasn't her style at all! She didn't like to dress up, but this time was for a rare occasion. It was for Ginny's hen-party and Hermione promised she would be there for Ginny's sake.
Even if Hermione was to busy with work at St Mungos Hospital, but her boss also ordered her to take some time off. So now back again to where she was. Staring at her beige knee-length dress, for the third time in the mirror. The dress was plain, yet still had a little bit of class.
Hermione sighed, eying her dress up and down. `This is not working. Why don't I have something more-more...SEXY?!` She thought annoyed as she turned to look at her lazy fluffy cat Crooks, who slept peacefully on the bed.
"What do you think Crooks?" Hermione motioned to her dress and gave her cat a weak smile. The cat opened it's eyes and stared at her with dullness. Not that it would make any difference Crooks always looked at her like that.
`How the bloody hell should I know? I'm a cat! Now go away and let me get back to sleep, and don't wake up me up until dinner.`
The cat meowed and then shut it's eyes and went back to sleeping again. Hermione shook her head defeated. "That's what I thought! Not even my cat likes it!" She exclaimed. Turning her body to look at her reflection again for the FOURTH time, she shrugged.
"Well I don't have much choice seeing as I don't own a more elegant or "sexy" dress than this. Besides this day is about Ginny and not about me." That seemed to lighten her spirit cause she turned on her heel out from her bedroom and took her hen-present to Ginny laying on the living-room table. She stepped over to the floo and took a handful of floopowder in her hand and drooping it she said
"The Burrow!"
~;HGPW;~
Arriving at the Burrow she steeped out from the floo and dusted off any soot from her dress. No one of the Weasleys was around when she arrived so she suspected everyone was out, until she heard some noises in the kitchen and she saw Mrs Weasley preparing food for the girls "Ginny's friends" til the evening. Hermione walked into the kitchen.
"Hello Mrs We- I mean hello Molly." She said smiling to the kind old witch.
Apparently Molly had been so into her preparations cause she jumped two feet by Hermione`s sudden greeting. "Oh my Merlin!" She turned around and saw a giggling Hermione. "Oh Hermione dear. Did you just arrive? I'm sorry no one was there to meet you dear. No one except Ginny and I are home, the others will be back later this evening. It is so very good to see you, do you want some refreshments?" Molly turned to the kitchenette and grabbed a butterbeer.
"No Molly it's fine, I don't need anything." Hermione said motion with her hands no thanks. Molly turned her head to Hermione. "No? You sure?"
"Yes, I'm quite sure thank you."
Molly smiled to Hermione, then she got a mischievous glint in her eyes. Stepping closer to Hermione she said quietly. "Maybe something a little bit stronger? Just because of tonight of course." she quickly said. "Arthur doesn't know I have it." She said twinkling in her eyes. Saying a wandless spell she transfigured two glasses and a bottle of firewhiskey.
"Oh my!...Molly." Hermione chuckled little tint of red on her cheeks.
"Well it's not all the time once daughter get to have a hen party, and something tells me we all could use something little bit stronger tonight." She said as pouring the liquor to the glasses. Handing the other one to Hermione.
Never in her whole life could Hermione see her standing here in the Burrow kitchen, taking a shot with Mrs Weasley a second mother. But she happily obliged and smiled, looking down to the orange liquid.
"Well yes, bottoms up!"
Hermione gazed up and saw Molly swept the burning alcohol down her throat in one second. Molly made a grimace and shrugged her shoulders by the after effects from the shot. Hermione took the glass to her mouth and swept it, letting the burning sensation down her throat. Favoring the really strong feeling it gave. `WAW, remind me again why I never drink! `
She heard Molly laugh beside her and looked up at her, she must have made the same grimace as she did before.
"This is why I rarely drink alcohol, and if I do drink I only take one or two shots the most. Cause if I drink more than that I get drunker than our roster Gerald" (Yes they had a roster named Gerald, and yes it loved drinking alcohol, you can thank the twins for that.)
"Once I had a little bit to much to call it tipsy. I felt like cleaning the whoooole kitchen spotless!"
Hermione felt confused, that didn't sound very different from the normal Molly would do. " But Molly? No offense. But you always clean the kitchen." She finished her sentence but not without being all flustered. Molly chuckled to the young girl, taking the glass from Hermione`s hand and
put it back to were it belonged. "Well yes, that might be so, and no worries dear I'm not offended." Hermione blushed even more by that."You see this time I was very strict, very petty. Everything was dirty-" Molly paused and seemed like she almost blushed. "-even my clothes."
Hermione gasped out of shock and raised her hand to her mouth, not really wanting to hear the outcome.
"Indeed, so I took off all my clothes and started cleaning...- but-naked. I was lucky the kids was to young to remember or they would have been mortified. So that is why I don't drink more than one …... or two shots at least."
Staring wide eyed at the old caring witch, Hermione couldn't believe what she had heard. Mrs Weasley! Cleaning the kitchen naked! The whole thought was so horrible but yet hilarious!
`I wonder if Ginny knows about this?`
"Oh and Hermione dear? No one of my children knows about this. So I would prefer no one still don't. Imagine the twins knowing about this, its bad enough what they already do." Molly sighed. The horror with all the pranks she would have to face."So could this be our little secret?"
`Apparently Ginny doesn't know about this.`
Hermione just smiled lightly to her. "Of course Molly, I wont tell anyone. Though Ginny always knows I'm hiding something from her, so she will probably figure something out."
Molly gazed at her almost daughter and sighed defeated. Pinching the bridge on her nose. "I guess you are right. Well maybe Ginny could know, probably no harm done. No one else though! The twins making pranks so very often is enough already! Is that understood?" she asked slight stern in her voice but still calmness on her face.
"Yes, I promise Molly. No one will hear it from me." Hermione said sealing her mouth with her fingers.
Molly smiled and clapped her hands together. "Right then , I should probably get back to the festivities. You go ahead to Ginny's room, she's probably there, off you go" Hermione nod her head and with no more words being said she turned on her heel and ventured out from the kitchen up the stairs to Ginny's room.
~;HGPW;~
When all Ginny's guests had arrived it was already freaking out. The girls giggled to everything. To most of Hermione's surprise Pansy Parkinson was there, though she could almost expect it being a close friend to the groom. Ginny and her had actually become rather good friends, nothing that could been said about Hermione and her. They merely accepted each other, trying to be civil.
The other girls that was also there was Padma Patil and her twin-sister Parvati Patil, Angelina Johnson, Lavender Brown, Verity, Alicia Spinnet and Luna Lovegood. They were all having a marvelous time. Laughing at memories that happened at Hogwarts, the good ones of course.
"Do you guys remember when Ron dressed up as a ballerina-dancer?" Padma asked as trying to breath through laughing to hard. The other girls gasped, then burst into more giggles. "When in Merlin s name did that ever happen?" Angelina asked bewildered.
They were all sitting on the floor in a circle with one glass each of dragonsbreath (strong Romanian liquor given by Charlie) "In third grade, he walked out to main hall twirling in a pink dress." The whole room broke into more laughter by that, so much they were clutching their stomachs for air.
"Oh I think I remember that" Luna spoke up with her sweet dreamy voice. Everyone's gaze turned to look at her. "I remember I told him pink really made his eyes glow." They all stared at Luna dumbfounded. "I thought it was very pretty. I wonder if he ever wears pink again." Luna finished staring dreamily up at the ceiling.
First the room was all silent, like you could almost hear a cricket's sound outside. Then they couldn't contain their laughter anymore as the room barked into laughter again wiping tears away from their eyes.
"I would have paid to see that!" Pansy said almost out of breath. They all laughed for a while then the laughter seemed to quite down a bit after that. Then Ginny stuck out her finger in the air she burst out. "Hey! I have an excellent idea!" she said maybe a little bit to excited. The girls gave her a quizzed look.
"I was only joking, we don't need to see Weasley in a pink dress. I don't want to have nightmares." Pansy said with a grimace all over her face. Ginny frowned and glared at the former slytherin.
"Ha ha very funny Parkinson, but not what I had in mind. Wait here I'll be right back"
When she had said that she rushed out the room. The room became suddenly very silent.
`Why is everyone so quite? Merlin!
We all went to the same school. Okay say something Hermione`
"So I was-
"I'm back!" Ginny said before Hermione could even start her sentence. The girls almost looked relived from the awkward silence before. All eyes were on Ginny now as she closed the door and took her wand out she said a silencing spell around the room, then turning to the girls again. Smirking mischievously.
"What was the silencing spell for? " Parvati asked confused.
If Ginny's smirk could grew bigger it did at that moment. She reached down to her pocket to take out a small vial. "This ladies-" showing the vial to them"-is the reason why I put on the silencing spell."
"What is that you're holding?" Lavender asked, squinting her eyes trying to see the object better. Then they heard Verity and Hermione gasp. The girls turned to the gasping girls in the room.
"I know what that is!" Verity said all excited jumping up and down on her sitting position. "Fred and George have used that in one of their products!-"
"THEY HAVE!? " Hermione asked horrified. "HOW DARE THEY!?"
"Calm down Hermione, they haven't used it as per say. It's not out in their store to buy it...-"
"Well that is not the point! Now is it!" Hermione was starting to get frustrated. She remember very well all those poor first-years being used for their "products"
"Relax Granger, get that broom out of your ass sometime. It's to far up by now, so I imagine it would be harder to take it off." Pansy said enjoying Hermione's aggravation. Hermione scowled but kept quiet, before making it worse.
"So how on earth did you manage to get your hands on a whole bloody vial?" Verity asked genuine interested
"Yes I wonder how indeed" Hermione said crossing her arms over her chest as glaring at the ginger girl in front of her. Ginny grinned stupidly.
"Oh hush you Mione! You were right there with me. So you all to blame the same!" Hermione blushed by that and adverted her eyes to the floor, she knew Ginny was right. Damn that bet.
"Want to enlighten the rest of us in the room?" Alicia spoke for the first time. Everyone agreed and nod their heads, they all wanted to know what it was.
"This ladies is the most powerful truth serum that exists, veritaserum."
The girls all gaped mouth open, eyes widen in shock. Everyone except Pansy, she just smirked. "And how may I ask. Did you get your hands on it?" Pansy asked all intrigued. Ginny's eyes twinkled maliciously and smirked back. "Why oh …...Snapes own private potions of course."
The girls gasped, even Pansy became shocked this time. She would never had thought the nice Gryffindorks had it in them.
"And a Miss Hermione Granger was my comrade in crime."
"GINNY!" The girls gasped again, everyone staring at Hermione.
`This night may not be as dreadful as I thought `Pansy smirked looking at the Gryffindor. "My o my, the Gryffindor bookworm know-it-all. Never thought you had it in you. Well I might say I'm almost impressed...almost" Pansy smirked.
Hermione glared daggers at the Slytherin, but that made Pansy's smirk grew even wider.
`Well at least she didn't call me a mudblood, that's an improvement`
"So what do you intend to do with it?" Padma asked seeing really interested, she leaned down on her hand. Ginny sat down beside Angelina and Hermione and made herself more comfortable."The thing is...I thought we all could play a game of truth or dare-" pausing she exhaled some air"-using the veritaserum"
The first thing she heard was the outburst from Hermione, which she already knew about, while the other girls squealed in excitement.
"WHAAAAT?!"
(AU:/:N) Ohohoo, what is gonna happen in the next chapter. Can you feel the tense situation with Pansy and Hermione already? I just love those argues between them. And a note for everyone else, when I wrote Alicia's character in this story I didn't know anything about her or how she looked like. So bare with me. If it's not to much to ask for, Review and fave, you will get so more of it then! Sorry in advance for my speeling and grammar not native English speaking. And my thesaurus is not the greatest either, that is why I need a Beta!
(What you can expect in later chapter)
Ginny smirked looking viciously against her.
"Have you ever had a sex dream about professor Snape? If so, tell us about it."
And I promise I did not KILL that cat!
