"So what's for dinner Kryten?" Lister asks pulling out his usually seat at the table.

"Oh a most wonderful and delicious surprise sir! I really do think you'll love it!"

"Well come on with it what is it?"

"Brick dust." Lister smacks an open hand against his forehead before shooting a look to his left.

"You have got to be kidding me! Brick dust?"

"Yes I am afraid so sir."

"Why?"

"The food supplies was destroyed in the last storm, but soon we'll find some more!"

"Where a moronic alien with an advance degree in cooking hijacks us and force feeds me?"

"Perhaps sir!"

"Smeg!"

"Now come on time to eat up."

"Smegging hell man."