Hello, welcome to a fanfiction from a game older than me. It is known as Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Shows you how young I am. I really shouldn't do thi-. Oh wait this isn't a smut anymore. WHAT A STORY WRITTEN BY CRITICALHIPPO WITHOUT SMUT OH GOD THE APOCALYPSE AAAAAA! But seriously, this will be my first. I don't really know what it's about. But um rated T mostly cuz paranoia but there might be some sexual stuff but definitely swear words (I write this before I write my stories. I really shouldn't. Words of advice DON'T DO WHAT I DO FOO!) Almost forgot the paaaairiiiings! Shadow and Vio. Red and Blue. And um Toon Link and Tetra and Normal Link with Zelda (don't ask how.)
Kinda third person thing (Oh my god_
All five (This includes Shadow NOT DARK LINK GRRR) Links were sitting around. When Blue got a Grantabuloustastic™ idea!
"Hey guys why don't we play Seven Minutes in Heaven?" He yelled Eureka (figuratively).
"Nah, how about Truth or Dare?" Red asked.
"Oh yeah, let's vote to see which idea is the better one." Blue challenged Red. So they asked the other three. Shadow said Seven Minutes in Heaven. Link said Truth or Dare, and Vio just said nothing. Until he had an idea.
"Wait what if we um played one and then the other?" They all stared at him blankly. And Vio thought he made a really bad mistake.
"Actually, that's a good idea!" Blue and Red said together. Then they stared at each other.
"Let's do Truth or Dare first!" said Red.
"NO! Seven Minutes in Heaven!" Blue yelled back. They argued like this for about 5 minutes until Vio yelled,
"STOP!" Everyone went silent and stopped doing whatever they were doing. Then Vio looked embarrassed. Red and Blue didn't want that to happen again so they each said,
"Um, you can go first." Blue took this opportunity to quickly say,
"Ok, I'll go first." He said cockily. Red gave him a look like, You cheeky bastard, you. So they got around in a circle and invited Tetra and Zelda and the Older Link to play (Don't ask how). So they used a sword cuz they were too lazy to find a bottle. The first spin went to Shadow Link. The second one went to Blue. For once Blue looked embarrassed. Shadow just smirked.
"Time for fun." He announced. (Now centering on The Closet *plays trumpet in background. I used a random dice roller for this :D). So they went into the somewhat decent-ish sized closet! Everyone outside went quiet to listen for anything.
"Well. Um, never thought this would happen." Blue said awkwardly.
"Do you want to do anything?" Asked Shadow sounding genuine. Which was weird considering Shadow would usually just tongue-kiss him instantly and not wait for a response.
"Um… sure." Blue said, his pride diminished. Shadow just smashed Blue against the wall and kissed him in a tongue battle. He won due to Blue not at all being ready. After a little bit Blue just accepted it.
"Um uh…." Blue was embarrassed he couldn't even think of anything else to say. He just let go of himself and he blushed a very dark crimson red. Shadow tongue-kissed him and then paused for air over and over until,
"You've been in there for like 2 god damn hours open the damn door!" Yelled Red from the outside. So they stepped outside, and Shadow looked triumphant and Blue looked super embarrassed. Blue went and sat next to Red and explained what happened. And Shadow went next to Vio and explained what happened.
"Ahem! Anyway, next spin!" Announced Toon Link. It went to Link first and then to Toon Link. They both just looked at each other awkwardly. They went inside.
"Um, do you want to just like wait until the end?" Toon link asked silently.
"Eh, sure." Answered Link. So, they just waited for seven minutes of extreme boredness, then they heard Red call for them and they came out.
"Alright… um next spin." Said Toon Link. It first went to Tetra. The second spin went too…
