AN: Features Fem! England. Contains mild FrUK.

France looked up from his light breakfast of crepes and fruit, at the sound of his door slamming shut, to see England standing just inside his front entrance, panting.

"Mon lapin, what are you doing here? And how did you get in?" he asked the Englishwoman.

"One: I've told you not to call me that, Frog. Second: you told me where you keep the spare key. Three: I needed to get away from my family. They're bloody insane on days like today," she listed, shuddering as she reached the third item.

"But what do you mean, ma chér?" France asked, going to the stove and returning with another plate of crepes, which he set down in front of England, who was now sitting at the table. She wrinkled her nose at the food - it was French, after all -, but started eating anyway.

"Erin and Seamas are absolute nightmares on this day," she said, naming her siblings who represented The Republic of and Northern Ireland respectively. "Saint Patrick's Day."

"Oh," France said, patting her back sympathetically. "At least it's only once a year," he tried.

England grumbled. "And on several days out of the remaining 364, they have something else that gets them like this."

*I am a line break*

"Hey, where'd Alice go?" Northern Ireland asked suddenly, noticing England's absence.

"You probably scared her away with your Saint Patrick's Day activities," Wales, the most level-headed of the UK Siblings, said. Under his breath, he muttered, "Again. Next year I might join her."

AN: I personally see Allistor (Scotland) as the oldest, followed by Dylan (Wales), Erin (Republic of Ireland), Seamas (North Ireland), and England. And Sealand waaay later, because as much as they deny it, Sealand's a Kirkland.

Out of the bunch, Wales is the sanest, followed by England (when not pissed off or in pirate mode). North Ireland is only slightly better than Scotland and R. Ireland, but all of them really do care.