A HELLSING WEEKEND

PROLOGUE : THE RETURN OF THE MAGICAL HAIRBRUSH OF DOOM.

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It was a rainy, stormy day outside Hellsing headquarters. Seras Victoria was at the computer, googling whatever she felt like. The Geese were all over the castle, doing God knows what. Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing (sorry, I like typing out her name) was in her office pretending to do paperwork. Walter was no where to be seen, probably got a vacation to Disney land or something. Alucard was in the basement, playing…Candyland with…some little kid who had shown up and began annoying him.

Truthfully, he had no idea how he had got talked into the game. The kid he was playing with was a four year old with blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. He seemed bored with the whole thing. When Alucard refused to take his turn and sat back on the couch instead, the little boy began wailing. Alucard didn't pay any attention. There was always somebody wailing in the old castle. Preferably Pip.

After about five minutes of the wailing and sobbing and crying, the kid didn't stop. Alucard finally got sick of it and swapped him on the head. "I don't even know what you're doing here, so get out!" The little kid stared at him with those big blue eyes. Alucard stared back with his red ones, glaring. "Where did you come from?"

The boy stared some more. Then he suddenly jumped up and grabbed Alucard's hat, running of with it, yelling, "Tag! You're it!"

"You stupid little turd!" Alucard jumped off the couch when he heard a voice on the intercom. Intercom? Since when had they had an intercom?

"Mr. Vampire," it was the little brat who had taken Alucard's hat. "I dink this game is boring. So 'n'tead of tag, can we pway hide 'n' go seek?" The intercom switched off.

Well, at least Alucard knew where the brat was now. The only place where the intercom had a speaker that would reach the basement was Integra's office.

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Integra Wingates Hellsing (I like to type her name) was in her office, doodling on a very important report on the production of ghouls. What she was doodling came as a surprise to everyone…except Alucard. He spied on her from time to time and knew that she was constantly doodling rabbits and cats. She even had a hidden space in her closet where she hid Beenie Babies.

Anyway, she was in her office doodling on important pieces of paper and smoking one of her favorite cigars when the door burst open and a small boy burst in. He was panting, but smiling all the same. What caught her attention was what was clutched to his heaving chest in tiny arms. Her servant's hat.

"You really shouldn't have that, you know." She advised.

"But Mr. Vampire won't play with me. So now I'm going to play hide and seek with his hat." The boy beamed proudly.

"Okay," Integra smiled to herself as she drew the boy waving Alucard's hat out of the vampire's reach. "Just tell him that Integra said no if he gives you any trouble."

"Okay!" The boy took off into the next door. A few minutes later, when Integra was putting on the final touches of her doodle, there was a loud shriek that caused her hand to go all screwy and mess it up.

She tried to control her temper as she walked to the door, snapping the pen in half as she did and spilling ink all over her new suit. Now she was really pissed.

She swung open the door to find things exactly as she expected them. Alucard had the kid pinned down with one foot and was putting his hat on and smiling venomously.

"AL…U…CARD." Integra said through gritted teeth.

Her servant looked away from his prey. "Ah, Master, do you know anything about this…about this…" He stopped when he saw her face. "Um…Um… It was Pip."

"What are you doing? You screwed up my reports—"

"Doodles." Alucard corrected.

"And my new suit," Integra's eyes flashed. "And now you're beating up on a four year old! Can't you find something that isn't annoying to keep yourself from being bored!?"

Alucard though about it, as though his master were really asking him a question. "Nope." Which she wasn't.

"That's it!" Integra barked. "Get out of here, NOW!"

"Okay, okay okay." Alucard retreated a few steps away from her, taking his foot off the boy who quickly sprung to his feet. Alucard was halfway down through the floor when the boy laughed triumphantly. "What is it now?" Alucard asked, rolling his eyes.

"This." The boy was waving a brown hairbrush with black bristles around his head. In it's handle sparkled a blue gem. "This is The Magical Hair Brush Of Doom." He laughed again.

"It's…a hairbrush." Alucard raised an eyebrow. "You know, you brush your hair with it."

"Not so," the boy's eyes glinted. "Just take a look at your hair."

"My h—" Alucard was interrupted by Integra, who was doubled over in laughter. "What? What did he do!?"

"Your…your HAIR!" Integra was laughing some more. "Oh my GOD!"

"What?" Alucard demanded. The boy went over to the vampire, grabbing some of his long ex-black hair from the back of his head and showing it to him. But to do this, he had to rip out a large handful. Alucard winced and bared his fangs at the kid, until he saw his hair. He just stared at it, his mouth hanging open. "You…YOU TURNED IT PINK!?"

"Hot pink to be exact." The boy smiled, and jumped out of the way when Alucard swiped at him.

Integra, who had managed to calm herself down, burst into laughter again.

"Hnn…" Alucard wadded up his hot pink hair and stuffed it under his hat. "Damn it. How'd you do that?"

"I told you, this is The Magical Hair Brush Of Doom." The kid said matter of factly. "And this gem in here can grant the user's wish."

"Really?" Alucard eyed him with his red eyes (what else would he use to eye someone?).

"Yup." The boy held out the hairbrush, "You wanna' try it?"

Alucard snatched it away, smiling again. He came up to the floor, pointed the hairbrush at Integra and…nothing happened. "What the hell?" He shook it and threw it on the ground. "Damn it!"

Then there was a shriek from below. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Sera came running up to Integra's room. "What the hell happend to me!?" He skin had turned green, and her orange eyes stuck our really well.

"Looks like Alucard turned you g—" Integra's voice turned into a bunch of squawks.

"What in hell?" Seras raised an eyebrow as Integra began transforming into a big goose, which began pulling on Alucard's hat.

After fighting with the vampire for a few minutes, the Integoose managed to pull it off, revealing his hair. Seras looked at her master…then she and the goose broke into laughter. Alucard took out his guns and pulled the trigger and…a sign that said 'bang!' popped out of them. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

He whipped around to face the kid. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?

"I'm changing you all," the kid explained. "So I can make you do what I say."

"And what is that?"

The kid reached under the bed and pulled out a card game. "Play this with me to get turned back to normal."

"WHAT?" Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him. "Are you serious?" Seras demanded. "I suck at board games!"

"That will make it all much more interesting." The kid said. "Now, let's play Monopoly!"

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THE END!

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Let me know if you have any game ideas! Like card or board games!

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Oh, just so you know, this is like a sequel to my biggest InuYasha Story: ThE nEw InUyAsHa. If you want to know about the Hairbrush's origin, you should check that out.

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