Disclaimer:

I do not own Naruto, Dragon ball Z or any of their characters. They are all licenced by Funimation.

(I do however, have a dog named Akakmaru :3)


Chapter 1

Unexpected visitors

"…the cell games are just minutes from starting, and with nobody else at the scene, Mr.Satan will have to-" The news reporter was interrupted by sound of landing 10 metres from where cell stood.

"Ah, Vegeta. I thought you would have learned your lesson by now…" Cell said aloud.

"He doesn't look any different… I wonder how much he could have improved…" Cell thought. The nervous reporter walked over to Vegeta.

"E-excuse me, but are you here for the t-tournament?"

"Shut up and don't talk to me again."

"F-fine" The reporter mumbled.

He began walking over to Hercule. "He's a bit of weirdo. His hairs weird too."

Hercule cleared his throat. "Well, some people just don't get it do they?"

"W-well…it appears n-nobody else is-" Yet again he was interrupted by 7 people who had flown down like the last guy. 2 blondes, one triclops, a green dude and scarred guy. "What a group of freaks." He thought. Piccolo then looked straight at him "You're the freak." The reporter almost screamed. "Well then it seems the cell games has finally-" Cell began. He was interrupted by a jeep, wait…no, 3 jeeps. They stopped just outside the ring. The driver of the first jeep jumped out. He had silver hair, a headband pulled down over his left eye and he wore a face mask. (No prizes for guessing who it is!)

"My name is Kakashi Hatake and I would like to participate in your tournament." He said as politely as he could. The boot popped open.

"Me too!" yelled a orange and blue boy with blonde hair. He also appeared to have whisker tattoos on his cheeks.

"Dammit, Naruto! I told you to stay at home!" Kakashi shouted, and then noticed something.

"Is that…ramen?" He eyed the noodles suspiciously.

"I was hungry!"

"It's all over the inside!"

"I'll clean it off when we get back!"

"You'd better!"

Suddenly the door of the second jeep opened. It was a Hummer.

"I hope you don't mind if I brought Lee along, do you? Asked a man with a green stretch suit and a jacket similar to Kakashi's. The boy named Lee was Identical in looks to the green guy.

"See Kakashi sensei? He brought Lee wit him!"

"It was Gai's choice."

"You're no fun, Kakashi sensei! I liked Iruka better!"

"Shut up, Naruto! You're getting stares from the other people."

"Let them stare! All you do is read Icha Icha para-" He couldn't finish his sentences because Kakashi had covered his mouth and smiled in embarrassment at the other group.

The reporter walked up to them. " Are you entering the cell games too?"

"Don't forget abot us!" yelled a pink haired girl. She was followed by a blonde girl, another girl white huge grey eyes and black hair, a rather large kid wht what appeared to be underpants on his head and he was followed by a teenager with a puppy.

"You're all entering the tournament!" Yelled the reporter.

"YES" Everyone yelled.

"But you can't! You don't get it! Just because it's called the cell games means its actually a game!"

"Your the one that doesn't get it." Muttered Krillin.

"The cell games has begun" yelled cell, only to be interrupted by a raven haired boy. He had a blue t-shirt wih an enormous collar and khaki shorts.

"I want to enter!" he said in a dark tone.

"Sasuke!" Yelled Naruto and Sakura.

"Can we finally begin?"

Everyone either nodded or shrugged. Kakashi had already started reading his little book.

"Good!" Cell declared.


"Whoever wants to fight may do as they please..." Cell said plainly.

"That'll be me, seeing as I'm the obvious choice!" Hercule stated smugly.

"Hercule has entered the ring...he's taking off his world champion belt! But what's this? He's thrown a capsule...15 tiles has come out the capsule. Is he going to...oh I think he is!"

"What's he even proving?" Thought Sasuke.

"I did 200 this morning..." said Lee.

"What a moron" thought Kiba.

"Bark" yelled akamaru, which meant "What a doucheag!"

Hercule cat thought the tiles, only leaving 1 tile left.

"Oh no! He missed on tile! But what a remarkable effort."

"See these tile Cell?" Yelled Hercule. "This is what you're gonna look like after I'm done with you!"

"Maybe he's hiding his strenght. Making Cell believe he's an idiot..." Gai thought.

Two minutes later...

"Nah, didn't think so." though Gai.

"Hey, Tienshinhan!" Yamacha whispered.

"What?"

"If I belived he could save the world I'd feel pretty screwed right now."

They both stiffled a laugh.

"I guess I'll go first!" yelled Naruto.

"Whatever..." muttered Cell.

"Begin!" shouted the reporter.