One day Jean Valjean from Les Miserables was siting inside his house and the house was a small house made of bricks and it was in the middle of Paris in France.

And then suddenly Valjean heard a loud noise from out of his window and so he looked out of the window and it was an alien spaceship. It was filled with over thirty gray aliens with big heads and laser guns (they all looked exactly like Roger from American Dad) and also a laser cannon and there was a boss alien with a phaser sword and an eyepatch and also he had a lot of laser bullets and some armor.

And then they flew the ship to the king's palace and the boss alien said, "Come out, Mr. King. We have come to take control of France. It is ours now. Please go away."

And then the king said, "NEVER! Bad aliens!"

And then the boss alien got out his laser blade and cut off the king's head and took off his crown and put it on his own head. "Haha foolish French. Now the aliens are ruler."

And then Jean Valjean shouted, "No thank you, alien scum!" and he took his magic power shield and ran to the king's palace and stood outside it. The spaceship was in the sky over the palace and then Jean Valjean picked up the shield and flung it at the ship and it crashed down from the sky with an explosion and then fire came off the ship and it was completely wrecked.

And then the alien boss came and he had the crown on and he said, "You are a Frenchman. You must obey me. I am your king."

And then Valjean bellowed, "NO, YOU ARE NOT MY LEADER!" and he grabbed his shield and pressed a button on it and some spikes came off the edges of it and they were sharp and then Valjean threw the shield and it sliced off the head of the boss and he bled green alien blood on the floor and then he died.

And then some people came and they said, "Oh, no, our king died."

And then Jean Valjean said, "Yes he did, but our country is safe."

And then they said, "But who will become our new king?"

And then Valjean said, "I will be the king and protect our lands from the bad aliens."

And then they said, "Ok."

And then Inspector Javert came and said, "Wait a minute! This man cannot be our king! He is a criminal; he went to jail for stealing a loaf of bread and then he broke his parole!"

And then Monsieur Thenardier said, "Yeah, but he just saved us from the aliens. He's a hero!" Everyone roared with agreement. And so Jean Valjean was the new ruler of the land of France and Javert commited suicide by jumping off a roof.