I got bored and made this story. Hope u like it...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello! I am... "SPARTA!" "JOHNNYCAKE, NOOOO!!" Anyway, we are interviewing Shadow the hedgehog! So Shadow, how are you today?
Shadow: ...
Interviewer: Wow! What a epic quote! How old are you?
Shadow: ...I'll tell you, but then I have to kill you...
Interviewer: Awesome!
OMG someone let the dogs out!
Interviewer: Shadow, I found something about you that you don't even know!
Shadow: What?
Interviewer: You are a half-unicorn!
Shadow: ...
Wow um, the interviewer is getting hurt by Shadow... Shadow pulled a gun and is now shooting the interviewer... Ooh! Shiny emerald!
Interviewer: (is dying) No! There were places I wanted to see! And I always wanted to lick a hedgehog!
Shadow: Die! Wait... lick a hedgehog?! You nasty! (shoots and kills interviewer
Shiny! I got another emerald! Shadow handed to me! Hes so nice!
Shadow: Hey, give me my (bleep) fourth emerald back! (Chases after narrator)
OMG! A random dog is talking! He says he wants to hug the unicorn!
Shadow: I'M NOT A UNICORN!!
Gasp! Another denial!
Shadow: ... (Anger mark)
Gasp! The cats are loose! The cats and dogs are fighting! And the countries are fighting too! World War 3 has started! OMG, big shiny Master Emerald!
Knuckles: Hey! (Beats up narrator)
Ow! Meanie! T.T I'll be back! Oh look! Its Cream! And theres a truck! And... Sonic gets hit! D: And the drivers Shadow... And hes roasting Sonic's corpse... And... OMG, five more shiny emeralds in the hands of Eggman! Gimme!
Eggman: That's mine! Die SonicGurl! (fires missles)
HA! Your missles missed! XP Look! Sonic, Shadow, Knux and Tails are on Angel Island! And, OMG its Nazo! Ima gonna glomp him!
Nazo: Hey! (Blasts narrator)
Ow.... T.T (gets beaten up by everybody) Hey, not fair! Not fair you all gang up on me! DX
Ash: Go Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika...CHU!(shocks Nazo)
Nazo: (heals) Die. (Kills Ash and Pikachu)
...And that concludes this interview with Shadow! We had learned some interesting facts about him, like he was a half unicorn!
Shadow: (anger mark)...
Join me next time when we interview Sonic the Hed...
Shadow: CHAOS BLAST! (Blows up everything)
Hey! You stole my chaos emerald!
Shadow: You stole it from me!
Did not! You handed it to me!
Shadow: CHAOS SP.... (gets crushed by an elephant stampede)
Sayonara Shadow the hedgehog... Yay! I got my emerald back! ^ ^ Join us next time when we interview Sonic the hedgehog! Bye-bye!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So, did u like it? Plz review and I'll have the second chappie up, ok? Now please review, no flamers!!!
