Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of the characters but I do like to borrow them.

A Demon-Slayer's Thoughts

Monk, why is it

That you always ask them to bear your child?

Just because you are sexy,

Witty, and nice,

Doesn't mean that they will sleep with you.

Monk, why is it

That you never ask me?

Not that I'd want to

But just because you're perverted

Lecherous, and deceiving

Doesn't mean that I wouldn't like you.

It's not that I'm jealous

(I swear I'm not.)

I just don't like it

When you flirt.

(It's kinda annoying)

If I knew that you'd leave all the other girls alone

(Not that it'll happen)

Then maybe I'd let myself love you.

(Wouldn't do any good)

So I'll just sit here

And pretend not to care.

(Though it's not really pretending)