Hola! What's up everyone? Well, this is my first fic, so try not to be too judgmental. I'll learn soon enough.
Oh yeah, and Disclaimer: I own no LotR characters and no characters in this story except Nicole and Amanda at the moment. I'll add more to that as characters come up! Enjoy!
"Lego is hot and fine and…hot!" I sang softly before Nicole hit me upside the head with her lunchbox, groaning.
"Mandy, you've sung that, like, three times in this class! Do you know any other songs? That don't involve Legolas no matter how hot he is?" I thought for a moment, tapping my head with my pencil.
"So long and thanks for all the fish-"
"NO!"
"Ms. Nicole, do you have something to share with the class?" I gulped as our science teacher, Mr. Regan, glared in our direction. Let's just describe him as someone you don't want to cross.
"Um…"
"No? Then kindly pay attention." He snapped, passing out sheets of instructions for our lab.
"Nickel, what are we supposed to do?" I hissed.
"I don't know, thanks to you." She snapped shortly, glaring at her instruction sheet. "Now what in the world is neon?"
"You know, glowing stuff, used in signs-"
"I know that." Nicole muttered, exasperated. "I meant which one of these tubes contain neon?"
"Dunno. The green one?" I guessed, reaching for it.
"DON'T forget to put your names on your papers!" Mr. Regan shouted, making me jump. As I whirled around, my hand came in contact with the tube. Just my luck.
The tube fell in slow motion (I swear), it's contents spreading everywhere. As it hit the floor, the chemical caused the carpet to burst into flame.
"Oh crud!" I yelped, grabbing Nicole's arm. She turned to me, and, seeing the fire, her eyes widened considerably.
"Mr. Regan!" She shrieked, but our teacher simply continued with instructions we could no longer hear.
"Uh…fire extinguisher! Or a little help!" I shouted, backing into a corner. Except for Nicole, no one was rising to my fatal mistake. "Help!" A glowing flame leapt in front of my face. Wait…glowing fire?
Suddenly, my head hit a cabinet, hard, and I fell to my knees, slowly blacking out.
"Ow…"
"OH MY GOD!" I leaped up as Nicole screeched, my ears bursting with pain. "You're an Elf!"
"What?" I grabbed my ears. They were pointy! I turned to my friend, a grin on my face before it dropped in surprise. "You're glowing!"
"No, really?" She exclaimed sarcastically. "You are to, just FYI."
"I am!" I held my arm to my face. Sure enough, it was glowing a dull blue, though kind of neon blue too. "Wow! Now to business…" I looked around. "Where are we?"
"Dunno." Nicole leaped to her feet, looking around expectantly.
"Hey, look! There's a sign over there!"
"Really?"
"Yeah. It says…Welcome to Bree!" I frowned. "Bree? What kind of a name is-" Nicole hit me. "Ow!"
"You idiot! Bree? As if!" She scoffed before straining her eyes to look at the sign before her jaw dropped. "Bree!" That's when it clicked for me.
"Bree?"
"Bree!"
"As in, THE Bree?"
"Bree!"
"Really?"
"Bree!"
"Really really?"
"Bree!"
"Yes!" I punched the air. I'm finally on my two way trip to Britain!" Nicole hit me…again.
"You idiot!" She snapped. "Bree. As in Lord of the Rings!" My eyes widened.
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really really?"
"Really really."
"Really-"
"Shut up." Nicole ordered, glaring at me before turning to find the source of some loud talking. "Look! I bet that's Sam! And Frodo! And Merry and Pippin!"
"The hobbits!" I squeaked. Suddenly, the hobbits looked our way and Nicole put a hand over my mouth.
"I thought I heard someone say something about hobbits over there, Frodo."
"It had better not be them black riders."
"So, where is this Prancing Pony? Do they have ale? I hope they do, I'm as thirsty as-"
"Quiet!" The hobbits scampered off. I started to follow them, but Nicole had other ideas.
"No." She ordered. "We're going to stalk them!" I frowned.
"But I wanna meet Pippin!" I whined.
"Hey, this was your fault in the first place Amanda. We do what I say."
"…Fine... but I wanna meet Pippin!"
"Shush!"
"No! I have rights! I don't-"
"Do you want me to kill Legolas?"
There was a short pause.
"No…"
"Then shut up."
We spent the night in a tree, thanks to Nicole's brilliance, and were deprived of sleep due to stupid Ringwraiths.
"You stupid screeching idiots!" I finally shrieked back at them, grabbing a stick off the tree and throwing it at them.
"Crap. Mandy!" Nicole muttered as they threw daggers at us. I grabbed my shoe off my foot and held it in front of me. Dang. Ringwraith's had good aim, so they almost hit my chest. Thank God…or Valar…that my shoe saved me.
I pulled the dagger out of my shoe and threw it down towards the ground.
"Ow!"
"Shoot!"
"Mandy!"
My dagger had skimmed Nicole's shoulder and now she was twitching like crazy. Of course, that's normal for her, so I'm not quite sure what was wrong with her.
Still, in a heroic effort to save my friend, I leaped from my branch in the tree, grabbed Nicole, then jumped from the tree, knocking a Ringwraith off his horse as I slid neatly into the saddle.
"Oh shut up." I snapped at the other Ringwraiths. "I gotta go to Rivendell now to save my friend!"
As we galloped away, Nicole babbling about one thing or another, I felt my eyelids droop. And the dang horse apparently could only be controlled by a wraith!
"Stupid wraiths! You're making me lose sleep, and I have a language test tomorrow!" I moaned, little realizing that, as Elves, you don't really need to sleep and that I was no longer at home on Earth.
So, what did y'all think? First fic, but it's neato, huh? I'll post next week, so until then! Don't forget to read and review!
Mandy
