A.N: I'm bored as fudge and I hate Xiaolin Showdown or whatever the frig it's called, but it reminds me of Kim Possible and it is funny to write stories for.

Rai likes Kim, Kim likes Rai, then Rai doesn't like Kim and Kim is not happy...

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown.

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It was a sunny day in happy China. Omi, Clay, Master Fung, Dojo and Kimiko had gone on a fun trip to the microwave factory, but Rai for some bizzare reason didn't want to come. Instead he sat outside in the sun, bored, staring at a potato. People always asked him what his fasination with potatos was. "I just think they're neat" he would reply. He sighed. The hot sun on the back of his neck was starting to become irritating and... *gasp* What's this?! He felt as if he was being watched. But.... he turned around... no one was in sight.

Oh well, Rai shrugged it off. It's probably just Jack wearing that invisible cloak thingy coming to steal some Shen Gon Wu.

He was drifting off to sleep when he was started by a quiet chuckle.

Rai sat up.

It had sounded female...

"Yep," he said, lying back down, straw in his mouth. "Definatly Jack....Jack!" he groaned out loud. "I don't give a blobble that you're here!"

"You poo!" snapped an irritated voice. Rai squaked in surprise as before his very own eyes...

Kimiko appeared right in front of him. "It's me!" she squaked as Rai continued to stare in stunned silence.

But what startled Rai most of all was her sexiness. He couldn't help it. Kimiko had been looking more and more sexy over the past year and now her appearance took him aback every time he laid eyes upon her. Over the year she had put on about fourty stone and her many chins rolled down her saggy chest. Her hair was now a pink afro and she had grown a beard which made her all the more sexier. Today she was wearing a pink sparkly bikini, stomach rolling over the thong so from the front it looked like she was wearing nothing at all.

She scratched her hairy chest.

"Ohh baby..." Rai wiped drool from his mouth.

Kimiko did a sexy walk before sitting down in front of him. Raimundo caught a strong whift of sweat mixed with cabbages. Waffles.

"Thought I'd ditch the microwave factory," she purred. "I thought there would be funerer things to do here." Rai shivered as the intelligent girl ghosted her fingers up his arm, farting as she did so.

"Yeah.." his blood was racing. Kimiko, vampire that she was, licked her lips. Rai cleared his throat. "Uhh... I've just noticed something..."

"What's that?"

The whiff became stronger as she leaned in closer.

Rai breathed through his mouth and he bravely let the honest words leave his lips.

"I'm not attracted to you. I've just realised that I'm cool and your a hideous freak and you stench makes me wanna punke."

He ran. That was a smart move because once he reached the temple he heard a tremendous roar of anger. It was followed by a boomin manly voice.

"KIMIKO MAD!!!"

Rai gulped. What had he done?

Kim's P.O.V:

I can't believe Rai would say that. I mean, c'mon we're best friends. Can't he see how sexy I am? There is only one thing to do in a time like this... Get revenge on society and destroy all Earthlings...

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Dun dun dun dun

To be continued...