-1Story: The New Kid

Hey guys! I finally got a new story done. Excuse me for mistakes, it's like 3:05a.m. right now.

I hope you like this new story. Read and review.

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Somewhere in the back of his mind, Naruto knew today was going to suck. It was the middle of the year, and he was just starting school. It was all thanks to his overly-protective "mother," Iruka, who didn't want to let him go. It's a miracle Kakashi convinced him to even start half way! Now, he was going to have to wake up at 6:30 a.m. every morning and walk over to a huge brick building called "school," where he was going to make "friends" and score "perfect" grades.

In other words…

Naruto would have to wake up at the crack of dawn, walk a mile to a big block of cement filled with people, make up the sleep he missed, and go to summer school. What a joy, right?

"Iruka! Do I have to go? I don't wanna!" Naruto whined from his chair as he collapsed on the table.

"You're the one that said he wanted to go. Now, it took me three hours to slick down your hair, so you are going. No 'buts.' "

"But-"

"I said no 'buts.' You're going, Naruto. Kakashi-san finally talked me into letting you go, so you are going. Now, eat you're vegetables."

"Yuck. If I have to eat those, I won't go to school!" Naruto said before turning to the side in his chair to pout.

"Well then, you can stay and help my little Iruka with the chores, starting with the dishes." someone spoke from the doorway to the kitchen.

"Ah! No, I think you mistaken me! I didn't say school, I said cool!" Naruto said, nodding his head stupidly for reassurance.

"You didn't want to go to cool?" Iruka asked. His dark, chocolate brown eyes glowed with light confusion.

"No, I didn't want to… oh, never mind. I'm going to school! Bye!" Naruto picked up his plate and glass, put them in the sink and headed to the living room to fetch his bag. If he stayed any longer, Naruto knew Kakashi would make him stay and really do the dishes. He hated the dishes. School had nothing against that grime-covered china.

"Have a good day! Tell me all about it when you get home!"

"Fine, fine! See you guys later!"

"Bye." Kakashi and Iruka responded in unison.

They watched from the sidewalk as Naruto took off towards the "big block of cement."

"You think he'll be okay? It is halfway through the year. What if he can't make friends?" Iruka asked.

"Don't worry. High school can't be all that bad. I mean, we turned out okay."

xXBREAK AWAYXx

Naruto turned into the high school gates just as he finished re-spiking up his hair. As soon as he'd turned out of sight of those two, he'd immediately started the needed work on his appearance. Iruka had made him tuck in his button down, white shirt. He took in out. Iruka had turned his tie into a bow. He fixed in back. Iruka had made him take off his necklace because he said it was too easy to get lost. He secretly had hidden it in his pocket before walking out his room. And lastly, Iruka had slicked his hair down. Naruto ran his clumsy tan hands through his hair, knowing it wouldn't be hard for them to believe it came out. His hair was naturally spiky.

Finally, as he opened the door to the building, Naruto felt cool air blow against his face. Looking around, he spotted the front desk to his right. There was a medium height woman at the desk when he walked in. Her short dark brown hair oddly reminded Naruto of a bowl, even though it looked nice on her. As he walked closer, he saw her name tag that read, "SHIZUNE." She noticed Naruto as he walked in and a smile spread upon her face. "Hello," she said, "you must be Naruto Uzumaki."

Her eyes glinted as she saw someone behind Naruto. "Hello, Miss Haruno. You're right on time. This is our newest student, Naruto Uzumaki." She pulled out a sheet of paper from one of the neat, organized stacks on the counter and handed it to Naruto. "This is your schedule, and this here, is Miss Sakura Haruno. She's our vice president for the juniors and will be showing you to your first class."

Naruto looked the girl in from of him. Her hair was the color of bubblegum, bright pink. He made a note to himself not to stare at it too long or his eyes would start hurting. Though, as Naruto looked at himself, he had no room to talk for his bright orange jumpsuit was just as 'loud.'

He looked down at her outfit. She had on a sleeveless, cherry red top and a ruffled emerald green skirt. Her hair was behind her ears, so Naruto could see the silver butterfly earrings she had on clearly. He also looked at her face. It was pretty simple: soft green eyes that matched her skirt and dimples from laughing a lot, which you could tell as she smiled at Naruto.

"Hello! My name is Sakura. It's nice to meet you!"

"Um… I'm Naruto. It's nice to meet you, too."

"Let's get you started with you day, Naruto," she said. "Good bye, Mrs. Shizune."

"Thank you, Sakura, for you help. Have a good day Mr. Uzumaki." the receptionist smiled once more before Naruto turned to follow the walking bubblegum out the door.

Outside the room, Sakura asked for the schedule politely and checked the first class Naruto had. Then, they set off through the halls, Sakura leading, making small talk and what not until finally reaching Naruto's class.

Sakura pointed it out, but made no move towards it. Instead, she waltzed over to a group of lockers beside the door. Naruto realized he still had his bag and remembered his supplies. How would he know what he needed for each class?

"Naruto, may I see that sheet again?"

"Uh, sure," he said before handing it to her again.

She flipped it over and stared at something on the back before moving to the locker next to Naruto and touching the lock. Naruto watched her turn the lock and realized that it was suppose to be his locker. There had been something on the back of the sheet.

The locker barely opened before Naruto began to fill it with his book bag's contents. As he did, Sakura began to speak once again. "For this class, you'll need: a binder with college-ruled paper, a red pen, an erasable black pen, two pencils, and a textbook, which will be issued to you when you go inside."

"Wow, you know all that from memory?"

"It's on paper, silly. Of course I don't know that." She smiled at Naruto's comment before asking, "Would you like me to introduce you to the class, or do you think you've got it from here?"

Naruto thanked her for her help and said, "I think I'm okay, now that I've got everything I need."

The girl smiled again before saying, "If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. I know being the new kid is tough, so I'll help you out if you get stuck."

"Thank you!" Naruto felt a smile begin to creep onto his face. His day hadn't spiraled into darkness yet! Maybe there was still a chance.

As the two went their separate ways and Naruto knocked on the door, he felt himself become more and more confident. But as he actually opened the door, he knew he'd spoken too early.

Twenty-one pairs of eyes shot straight at Naruto as he walked in, all curious. Naruto felt a blush rushing to his face before he had a chance to stop it. "H-hello," Naruto felt his voice crack as he spoke, "my name is Naruto Uzumaki."

"Hello, Mr. Uzumaki, we've been expecting you. Class, please stand and introduce you to your new peer," the teacher spoke.

One by one, each student stood and spoke their name and, oddly enough, their favorite color.

Naruto caught the first five of the names, but his mind began to wander as everyone continued.

"Hi, Naruto. My name is Rock Lee, but you can call me Lee. My favorite color is green because it is the color of youth." he raised a hand in a "thumbs-up" position to add his enthusiasm.

"What's up? Name's Kiba Inuzuka. My fave color is off-white cuz it's the color of my dog, Akamaru."

". . . My name is Gaara. My favorite color is…" the boy said. He seemed to be searching for the right words as he finished his sentence. "My favorite color is blood red."

"Good morning, my name is Neji Hyuuga. I think the most divine color is white because it is the color of destiny."

"Hello, my name is Sasuke Uchiha. I am the juniors' president. My favorite color is obsidian."

After everyone finished, the teacher introduced their self. "Hello, I am Mrs. Mitarashi, but many of my students just call me Anko. I'm your Language Arts teacher. Your seat," she pulled out a slip of paper from on top of her desk as she spoke, "is right over there, in between Lee and Uchiha."

The one called Lee waved his hand vigorously at Naruto to show him where he sat. As Naruto moved closer, he noticed something he hadn't really noticed before. Lee was wearing a monstrous green outfit that looked as if it would sprout grass at any second. Around his waist, he wore a red sash-looking piece of cloth. And he wore dark orange leggings over his blue saddles.

As Naruto sat down he thought to himself, 'At least I won't mistake him for anyone else.'

Naruto felt the people casually stare at him from time to time, checking out everything about him. He knew this would happen all day. Probably all week. Still, he didn't think he'd get use to the feeling he was being watched every second. What about if he went to the bathroom?

Naruto ignored the question and tried his best to ignore the stares, but found it exhausting. Instead, he open new binder and began to doodle on the page. Time quickly began to swim by and Naruto soon found himself at his locker yet again; this time, with the help of his schedule, getting ready for math class. He internally groaned thinking about it. He'd always hated math, whether Kakashi was teaching him or his evil second grade teacher. He knew it wouldn't be any better.

Naruto couldn't have been more right in his life because as he walked in, he saw a man, instantly recognized as the teacher, with long black hair, small snake like eyes, and powdered-white skin.

The first thought that ran through his mind was his true opinion of the man.

Great. I have a transvestite for a teacher.

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So, how'd you like the chapter? I got the idea when I was at my friend's house. While I was supposed to be doing homework, I ended up talking about one the new kids at our school. He's really creepy and lewd. Plus, he stares at girls who wear skirts. He doesn't even try to hide it. When people block his view, he moves to get a better look! Gross. I and some guys told him to stop, but he doesn't listen. The girls found out and all wear pants now.

Anyway, I was thinking about Naruto when we started discussing him and got this idea. Don't ask me how. My brain process is weird. Trust me.

Shuichu: You don't know how true that is.

Me: Meanie.

Shuichu: So?

Me: Whatever. Anyway, I figure I should tell you about the next chapter now. Naruto's transvestite teacher is weirder than he lets on about. And, since it's his first day, Naruto doesn't have to participate in P.E. for the day. My, oh my, what are the boys talking about in the locker room?

See you guys later. Read and review. There are new stories coming soon, I promise.