Magnus Gets Pregnent
"Magnus came back from the bathroom with the positive pregnancy test in his hand.
"Omglol I'm totally preggos! He giggled.
"Alec came in with a white cat on his left arm and an orange cat on his right. Magnus leaned against the pink glittery wall.
" I have something to tell you Magnus said.
"You got a loan on an elephant for the wedding!" Alec sighed. "About time." He said "we've been waiting for months."
"I think you need to sit down on our couch" said Magnus seriously.
"So I can't name the elephant Charlie?" Alec said with tears in his eyes.
Alec leaned in for a kiss but Magnus held him back. "For once in my life, I do want you lips to touch mine. Alec, I'm pregnant. Suddenly, the song "it's a boy" began playing and confetti in a million shades of Blue to rain down. Magnus lit sparklers and started doing a strange dance that included much gyrating of his hips.
...9 months later...
"It was the 1st of April. Magnus called Alec and said "Alec, I'm going into labour."
Alec, who thought it was an April Fools Joke, starting laughing and hung up an went to go drink a smoothie at Takis. 3 Hours later, a beautiful baby girl, named Bufordina, was born.
