I was getting ready for school one day, listening to the radio. "The 95th caller will win ringside tickets and a VIP pass to meet and greet one of the superstars," said the dj. I waited a couple of minutes and tried calling. I got through, and I won! I couldn't believe it! I'd never won anything before, so I was so happy! "I want to meet Stone Cold!" I told them. "Oh, I'm sorry, but it doesn't work that way. We are going to draw a name out of a hat, and that's the superstar you are going to meet" he told me. I said okay. Actually, I didn't care who I met, as long as it wasn't Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. I hate her so much. "Okay, and the superstar you are going to meet is… Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley." I couldn't believe it. The person I hated most was the one I had to meet! Oh well, at least I had ringside seats.

Later that night, I was enjoying Raw is War from ringside. It was so much fun! I got on TV and everything! I was so happy. Then after the show was over, the security guards escorted me backstage to meet Stephanie. Obviously she wasn't informed that she would have to meet a WWF fan, and threw a huge temper tantrum, even though she saw me standing there. "I can't believe I have to sit and talk to some little twerp I don't even know!" she screamed. "I'd be glad to meet someone else," I offered. They said no and locked us in a room together. It wasn't fair! "I don't even know you and I already don't like you. I mean, look at your clothes, you look like a boy," she said. "At least I don't look like a prostitute" I shot back. Obviously she wasn't used to being talked back to, because she got up and tried to slap me. I stopped her slap, and slapped her instead. She freaked out and said that she was going to sue me for all of the money I have. "You don't have any witnesses stupid, you wouldn't have a case," I told her. She tried to think of a comeback, but when she couldn't think of anything to say, she freaked out and started crying. The security guards thought she was having a mental breakdown, and they gave me 8 ringside tickets to Wrestlemania, and VIP passes for me and my friends to go backstage and meet all of the wrestlers, as long as I didn't tell anyone Stephanie had a mental breakdown.