AUTHOR'S NOTES: This fic contains adult situations, non-canonical pairings, blatant mischaracterizations, cheap shots at several fandoms, Gaav's trenchcoat, and trilobites. It's also a work of fiction that's not supposed to be taken seriously, so if you take all of that into account, hopefully you'll be able to read this and have a good laugh.

The opening text comes courtesy, once again, of Babelfish (http://babel.altavista.com/sites/babelfish/tr). "Brute Shinto Priest" comes courtesy from another wacky translation program, and I'd like to thank one of my friend's so much for that one (you know who you are).

This story takes place in the same messed-up universe as my story "All in a Day's Work," so it might serve you if you went and read that, especially since people tell me that Animal God Official Xellos is pretty nifty.


Load of Nightmare

A passage from a (poorly translated) copy of the Claire Bible in regards to the Sea of Chaos:

Mother of all darkness. True main thing of competition of monster. The longs which recovers one some original form. The darkness which exceeds the blackest pitch. It is deep from the deepest night. It shines or, someone in the disordered sea like the gold one. Space among everything. All disordered sources. Everything is terrible there is a dominant right with respect to the dream whose or someone one. At shortage, main thing of non- pleasant sensation.

Load of Nightmare