The Laughing Kitsune
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A Naruto Fanfiction
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Chapter One: The Mission
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A/N Well just looking over the Fanfiction selection I noticed that there are very few Naruto hunternin stories, so I decided to start my own, as an author I'm just going to work on fanfictions that are lacking in numbers.
The Sandaime Hokage looked at his 4 best Jonin, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, and Maito Gai.
Kakashi was one of Konoha's greatest assets. He knew over 1,000 ninjutsus and had a Sharingan eye he received from a teammate, Obito Uchiha before he died. Kakashi was also in possession of the dog summoning contract. He was the sensei of team seven
Asuma was the Sandaime's son and Konoha's only experienced wind user. He smokes cigarettes and was the sensei of team ten.
Kurenai was Konoha's genjutsu mistress and considered by the men to be "The Ice Queen of Konoha. She is the sensei of team eight.
Maito Gai was Konoha's self-proclaimed green beast and the greatest taijutsu user in the village. He is the instructor of team nine
Very satisfied in himself for his choices in teams the Sandaime blew a smoke ring in the air from his pipe. "I am sending you and your teams on a very important mission, you are to find this man and bring him to Konoha do not use extreme force." The Sandaime handed each Jonin a copy of a page in the bingo book.
Alias: Laughing Kitsune
Name: Unknown
Gender: Male
Rank: A (Borderline S)
Hair Color: Unknown
Eye Color: Unknown (Suspected to be red)
Village: None
Status: Active
Height around 6 ft
Designation: Elite Hunter nin
Summons: has been reported traveling with a large fox suspected to be a familiar(read: Inuzuka)
Taijutsu: (Above average) (Drunken Fist Style)
Genjutsu: (Master) only has been recorded once target was in comatose for several weeks.
Ninjutsu: (Master) has invented several techniques and is considered a charka powerhouse.
Kenjutsu: (Master) proficiently wields one or two swords. DO NOT Repeat Do Not engage him in a sword battle.
Weakness: Unusual aversion to bright lights.
Personality: Unknown
Other Notes: The LK(Laughing Kitsune) has never graduated from any shinobi academy and is therefore not a missing nin. He works for any village or company if they will pay his fee. (Note Current fee for missions by the Laughing Kitsune are 25,000 Ryo for a B-class mission, 100,000 Ryo for an A-class mission, and 250,000 for S-class mission.) He has never failed a mission. If you wish to locate the Laughing Kitsune for a mission look for popular music bars, he uses Bunshins and genjutsu to show incredible events while playing songs. IS THE GREATES KNOWN HUNTER NIN IN THE WORLD. Can makes poisons that only Tsunade of the Sanin can cure. When asked to permanently join a ninja village he always replies with the same answer, "If up to 4 of your jonin can beat me in a challenge of my choosing I will." None have succeeded. He has never had any visible injuries upon returning from missions.
He can find anyone.
Known Mission Record
B-Rank 117
A-Rank 56
S-Rank 37
Do not attempt to engage earning his ire toward your village is something you seriously don't want to do.
(End of article)
A silence descended upon the croup of five.
"Hokage-sama" Kakashi spoke up, "What exactly do you want us to do?"
The old fire shadow leaned back into his seat and sighed, "I want you four to take your teams locate the Laughing Kitsune and bring him in tell him that I am requesting a mission. When he arrives I am going to ask him to permanently join Konoha" All seven of the Jonins' eyes widened.
It was Asuma who spoke up this time. "Dad you want us to beat the Kitsune in a challenge he chooses?"
"Yes the wizened Hokage stated, "You four have one week to prepare for this mission inform your teams and work on your teamwork you'll need it. Oh and be here at 8:00 A.M. in one week, Kakashi if you are late you're going to be in a world of pain, the Laughing Kitsune could be an asset to Konoha especially with the Chunin Exams coming up. If we get him to take on students we could have a very promising future ANBU team. Dismissed."
The four somber elite ninjas left through the door.
The Third Hokage looked at a picture on his desk 'Naruto I wish you were here'
Asuma walked into training ground ten. Shikamaru was lying on his back watching the clouds; Chouji was sitting next to Shikamaru eating a bag of potato chips. Ino was leaning against a tree with her eyes closed.
"Guys we got a mission in one week until then you have time off." stated Asuma in his usual relaxed manner.
"What's the mission Asuma-sensei" Ino questioned.
"Catch" Asuma tossed a scroll to Shikamaru, because he was laying down it bonked him on the head.
"Damn that wasn't needed" Shikamaru whined. Chouji had choked on a chip laughing.
Shikamaru read over the scroll, "Troublesome", was the only thing he said.
"Yahoo!" Kiba exclaimed a mission where we just go to music spots I'm so in!"
"Now Kiba" Kurenai lectured "The Laughing Kitsune is no laughing matter, ", ignoring the really lame oxymoron she continued on "we have to be careful on this mission."
"Understood Kurenai-sensei" Shino's ever present monotone spoke.
"Right Kurenai-sensei" Hinata chirped in.
"Anyway you guys have the rest of the week off no slouching around though I expect you to train and Kiba if you peek in the Hot springs again I will hurt you" she warned.
"Got it Kurenai-sensei" Kiba gulped nervously.
"Guys mission one week." Kakashi told his team and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
'Man I hate those potential-less brats' the lazy jonin sighed, Maybe I can work with the Laughing Kitsune seems like my kinda guy maybe he likes Icha Icha…' The cycloptic ninja let out a perverse giggle, unfortunately for him he was so wrapped up in his thoughts that he didn't notice the pole right in his way "SLAM" 'ow'
"LEE, NEJI, TENTEN, WE HAVE A MOST YOUTHFUL MISSION WE WILL BE WORKING WITH YOUR CLASSMATES AND THEIR SENSEIS IN ORDER TO FIND THE MOST YOUTHFUL LAUGHING FOX SO THAT WE MAY GET HIM TO FAN HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH IN KONOHA."
"YOSH THAT SOUNDS MOST YOUTHFULE GAI-SENSEI
"LEE'
"GAI-SENSEI"
"LEE"
"GAI-SENSEI"
"LEE"
"GAI-SENSEI?"
"YES LEE?"
"THIS SPANDEX IS PINCHING MY ASS"
With the other two members of team Gai Tenten was wondering ho she got paired up with these fools and Neji was look at Tenten's boobs
'hehe' Neji thought,' without pupils she doesn't know I'm looking, HYUUGA"S ROCK!!!'
Meanwhile somewhere in the recently liberated country of Wave the Laughing Kitsune had a sneezing fit while tuning his guitar.
"Something wrong kid?" Momochi Zabuza asked.
"Someone is talking about me this won't end well."
"Just what we need more trouble!" annoyed Haku added
A/N whew first chapter's done not much action or none at all, but I needed a good set up. Anyway read and review it's what keeps the chapters coming. Ja Ne!
