To be continued...


I have found so much beauty in the dark

and found a lot horrors from the light.

–Unknown


I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door.

–Da Vinci, Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998)


Kill them with success.

Bury them with a smile.

–RM


Apologize?

For being heartless?

Did anyone ever apologize for making me this way?

–Ecchi Sushi


She's

broken

because

she

believed


If all the soldiers,

in all the armies,

in all the world, put down their weapons and picked up their tools

and started building...

for all the people of the world,

our problems would be over and real life for people would begin.

–Michael Reynolds


A note of nature, a bird and a song,

Listen so closely,

It may be gone.

A sound so softly heard in the din.

The subtley of nature about to begin.

In urban urgency sprewn with debris.

A bird and a note playing for me.

–S. K. Lindeman


Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.

–Unknown


Frisson (n.)

A shiver of pleasure


Kef (n.)

Drowsy contentment.


Morosis (n.)

The stupidest of stupidities.


By eliminating all the unsuccessful attempts and worthless ones right from the start, he can forever be the 'Righteous One' and this world shall forever be 'World of Success' where everything goes according to his will. A world where all the necessary and unnecessary things are determined by his standards. Isn't that weird?

That tree is needed in this world after all.

Is that something for you to decide?

I created this world, after all.

Why do I have to keep killing people like this?

It's your duty.

I don't like it.

I approve of it.

Do I have to do it?

It's your duty.

I don't like it.

I think it's good.

Why do I always have to be the one you manipulate?

It's your duty.

I don't like it...!

I approve of it so it's not a problem.

You are the Death God. This is your duty.

That's how I've been brainwashed. Like I was being bound in ropes. Every time. I'm devastated. At the meaning of my life… I can't kill him. I can't make him go away. He is an immortal 'God'. If I have to be someone else's puppet, and collect these kinds of memories for all eternity, then!...

He committed suicide? It seems that his mind and body… can't bear…. The amount of memories. I'll summon the sanome to fix him… again… Then I'll guide him to the next location.

Hoshiminokoto Hagoromo and Senrou Chigusa


I doubt if anyone outside the UK, apart from the Tower of London, could name a British correctional facility.

Brixton

Wandsworth

Being former inmates disqualifies you from answering.

Ducky, Gibbs and Fornell


Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?"

Death responded, "Because you're a beautiful lie and I am the painful truth."

Unknown


It's like nothing gets to you.

Like you're some kind of superhero.

Like Captain Wolf-eyes.

*Gibbs slaps him upside the head and walks away.*

Every time he does that I feel special.

Jimmy Palmer


When you die I want to dissect your brain.

Jimmy Palmer


Frank's Rule #1

Never let suspects stay together.

NCIS


A small piece of truth.

I do not carry a sickle or scythe.

I only wear a hooded black robe when it's cold.

And I don't have those skull-like facial features you seem to enjoy pinning on me from a distance.

You want to know what I truly look like?

I'll help you out.

Find yourself a mirror while I continue.

Death,

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak


Senrou is…

Handsome, yes.

Scary.

Silver Diamond


She was one of the few souls that made me wonder what it was to live.

Death,

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak


Fleeting Dream

The heavens break, a dream bereft Sorrow's wake,

The void that's left a hole within,

The angels cry

In faith, a leap, a final sigh.

Wrapped in darkness,

Still, they sleep.

Dreams of wind,

Beneath their feet so far to fall,

So high above Borne aloft,

On wings of love.

Tenebris Rose


It's funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for,

are the ones who pulled the trigger.

Unknown


Be careful who you trust. The devil was once an angel.

- Unknown


You always give one hundred and ten percent…

That's way too much.

Sit down.

Kuro Sleepy Ash, Servamp


Disputes that become worse because of me…

how wonderful.

Daizai Osamu


You're an idiot, Odasaku,

you're a big idiot!

To accompany this sort of guy into death,

you're an idiot!

Daizai Osamu


I get it! I'll strip; if I strip,

the viewers' ratings will go up!

It's not an easy task but let's strip,

then as a change,

let's put on full-body tights!

Everyone wearing tights,

going to the bank,

then dancing the Cossack Dance!

Daizai Osamu


Man fears death and yet,

at the same time,

man is drawn to death.

Death is endlessly consumed by man in cities and in literature.

It is a singular event in one's life that none may reverse.

That is what I desire.

Daizai Osamu


Revive Tsubaki,

You are immortal birds.

The everlasting leaves are your unbreakable wings,

You are stitched with celestial threads.

Arise like the living!

Senrou Chigusa, Silver Diamond


You didn't win.

You lost!

Look at what you did to her.

Look at what you did to yourself.

All those complicated little emotions,

I lost count.

Emotional context, Sherlock,

It destroys you every time.

Eurus Holmes (Sherlock, "The Final Problem")


My brain has no heart.

My heart has no brain.

That's why when I speak my mind I seem heartless and when I do what's in my heart I seem thoughtless.

Sherlock Holmes


Blood is life.

Dracula


There was one great tomb more lordly than the rest;

Huge it was and nobly proportioned,

On it was but one word,

Dracula

Bram Stoker


Oh no,

The dead have risen and their voting Republican.

Yeardley Smith


Excuse me,

But I'm a fuck mothering vampire.

I killed a lot a people to get this title and deserve to be called such.

Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)


Fear is wisdom in the face of danger,

It is nothing to be ashamed of.

Sherlock Holmes


Not every day is a good day,

Live anyway.

Not all you love will love you back,

Love anyway.

Not everyone will tell you the truth,

Be honest anyway.

Not all deals are fair,

Play fair anyway.

unknown


The Bird of Hermes is my name

Eat my wings to keep me tame

From the bodies blood is shed

Soon the ghouls become undead

The Bird of Hermes comes soon

Not morning, evening or afternoon

The Bird of Hermes feeds on fright

Soon blood shall stain the night

The Bird of Hermes will devour

His enemies at midnight hour

The Bird of Hermes is my name

Eat my wings to keep me tame

The night shall soon be stained with red

You and your army lay bleeding and dead

Your bodies shall rise soon

And join The Bird's platoon

You shall learn to live in night

You ghouls are made to fight

The stench of blood is ever sour

The Bird's enemies shall cower

The Bird of Hermes is my name

Eat my wings to keep me tame.

Hellsing


There is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.

Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)


Someday,

No matter when,

People will look to you.

So always remember to conduct yourself properly.

Frau (07-Ghost)


In my defense,

I was left unsupervised.

unknown


The economy?

Get me a doorknob, a plastic fork and a small propane tank.

I'm all over it.

Macgyver


Just because I like humans doesn't mean I like you personally.

Izaya Orihara


If you want me to feel at ease, smile,

Frau


What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis? –elektra

A drill. –Ulquiorra

Fucked. –Grimmjow


Any problem can be solved with a little ingenuity.

Macgyver


The great thing about a map:

It gets you in and out of places in a lot different ways.

Macgyver


Dreams are important otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing.

Macgyver


Little dirt never hurt anybody.

Macgyver


Friends are the adventures in life.

Macgyver


I don't always die,

But when I do,

I don't.

unknown


My guardian angel wears a trenchcoat.

unknown (Supernatural fan)


If you've come to kill me hurry up.

I have a tight schedule.

Tsunayoshi Sawada (Fanart artist)


There was nothing to me,

except my eyes.

Ulquiorra Shciffer


Two possibilities exist;

Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.

Both are equally terrifying.

Arthur C. Clark


I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks,

But I do fear the man who has practised one kick 10,000 times.

Bruce Lee


And when you gaze long enough into the abyss,

The abyss will gaze back at you.

Friedrich Nietzsche


Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Mark Twain


A man may die,

Nations may rise and fall,

But an idea lives on.

John F. Kennedy


It is no measure of health to be well–adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jiddu Krisnamurti


Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument;

Not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic.

Tryon Edwards


If you want to build a ship,

Don't drum up the men to gather wood,

Divide the work and give orders.

Instead,

Teach them to yearn for the cast and endless sea.

Antoine de Saint–Exupery


Most people are other people.

Their thoughts are someone else's opinions.

Their lives are mimicry.

Their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde


Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

Benjamin Franklin


Have I not destroyed my enemy when when I have made him into my friend?

Abraham Lincoln


I used to care so much.

I used to fight for this.

I tried my hardest to hold on & keep you but you didn't want this as much as I did.

I didn't lose you.

Let's be honest,

You lost me.

unknown


I'll make it clear.

I'm not a toy.

My feelings are not your playground,

And my life is not your game.

unknown


If you don't believe in history,

Just believe in the world you see with your own eyes.

-Frau


Smiling not only does the heart unwind but the body does too.

Then the bones can grow more easily.

In other words,

You grow taller.

Mikage


If you can't speak the truth your heart can't be open.

Teito Klein


The pendulum wound the infinite rosary of seconds. "
-Arsène Lupine, Gentleman Thief


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

-unknown


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

-unknown


You thought you were fighting a mere mortal?!

You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind?!

FOOL!

I shall drown you in the maelstrom of my nightmares!

My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hermaphroditic succubi and violent Oedipal rape fantasies!

I will take your cities.

I will subjugate your children.

I will rape and devour your armies.

But you,

only you,

will remain alive.

So you may bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGEANCE!

Armin embracing the Dark Side


"WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN!

I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL!

I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID!

YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'?

THIS'S MY CHILD-BEATING ASCOT;

I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW!

THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—

YOU'RE FUCKED!

I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN,

AND LOOKIN' GOOOOD IN THIS ASCOT—

FWOOOOOO!

I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW!

OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM!

EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE?

AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE,

I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD!

BYEAAAH! I LOOVE CHILDREN TEARS!

THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~

TO-MORROOOWWW!

JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS;

I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT!

GET FUCKED!

MAN,

EREN,

YOU GETTIN' YO' ASS WHOOPED!

I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS!

YOU LUCKY BITCH!

EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID,

I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT—

BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS?!

BAH!

I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER!

ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS!

JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK—

BUT NOBODY EVER DID!

YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW—

YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!"

Ascot Man choking Child!Eren


Ok, that's fucking it!

"Mikasa, do you know karate?" "Mikasa, are you a samurai?"

How about you try to actually get to know a culture next time before go and insult it with your stupid,

insensitive bullshit.

Oh,

but let's face it,

that's probably asking way too much,

considering the dumb shit you piled on me all these past three years.

In that case,

feel free to have a taste of your own medicine, muppet-fucking, cracker-loving, flavored, honky-tonk, Krispy-Kreme, Pillsbury donut-cupcake, white supremacist, snowflake motherfuckers.

Are there.

Anymore.

Questions?

Mikasa delivering a "Reason You Suck" Speech to the other cadets.


Carpe Diem

Latin; Enjoying the moment.


Brontide

Low rumble of distant thunder.


Stress ruins every day of your life while death ruins only one.

Sherlock Holmes


Jouska

Hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.


L'appel Du Vide

Literally the 'Call of the Void'- inexplicable urge to leap from high places.


Mangata

Literally the 'moon road,' it's the trail of light left by the moon's reflection on the sea.


"How you are fallen from heaven,

O Lucifer, son of the morning!

How you are cut down to the ground,

You who weakened the nations!

For you have said in your heart:

'I will ascend into heaven,

I will exalt my throne above the stars of God;

I will also sit on the mount of the congregation

On the farthest sides of the north;

I will ascend above the heights of the clouds,

I will be like the Most High.'" Isaiah 14:12-14


Stay away from misery

-unknown


Schatze (n.)

sweetheart, darling.


Redamancy (n.)

the act of loving in return.


Phosphenes n.

the stars and color you see when you rub your eyes.


psithurism (n.)

the sound of wind through trees


tartle (adv.)

to hesitate while introducing someone because you have forgotten their name.


logolepsy (n.)

an obsession with words.


Life is too short to wait for tomorrow.

Book that ticket and just go.

If you are looking for a sign...

This is it.


metanoia (n.)

the journey of changing one's heart, self, or way of life.


bibliophile (n.)

the love of books.


aeolist (n.)

pompous person who only pretends to have inspiration or spiritual insight.


foudroyant (adj.)

dazzling, stunning in effect.


nelipot (n.)

one who walks barefoot.


Is the labyrinth living or dying?

Which is he trying to escape

the world or the end of it?


Eigengrau (n.)

dark light or brain grey;

the color seen by the eye in perfect darkness.


cafuné (v.)

running your fingers through your lover's hair.


Don't worry,

I promise to stay in the dark where I belong.

unknown


It is better to have faith in something than nothing at all.

unknown


Judge if you want,

we are all going to die.

I intend to deserve it.

unknown


Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Helen Keler


I'm like a chameleon:

I fit in everywhere,

but no one,

not even I,

knows where I truly belong.

unknown


May you have warm words on a cool evening,

a full moon on a dark night,

and a smooth road all the way to your door.

-(Saying)


All my life I thought the air was free...

until I bought a bag of chips.

unknown


She loved mysteries so much that she became one.

unknown


You came into my life as a story,

you left as a legend.

-unknown


Wanderlust (n.)

a great desire to travel and rove about


It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.

Virgil


Rabbit's jump and they live for 8 years.

Dogs run and they live for 15 years.

Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years.

Lesson Learned.


Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.

-unknown


Deep into that darkness peering,

long I stood there,

wondering,

fearing,

doubting,

dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before...

Edgar Allen Poe


Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us,

we would be put in a mental hospital.

-Unknown


Pluviophile;

(n) a lover of rain,

someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.


No guts.

No glory.

No Legend.

No story.

-Gentleman's Entourage


I was going to do something,

then I got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot.

-Unknown


Today you are you,

that is truer than true.

There is no one alive who is youer than you.

-Dr. Suess


Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

-Unknown


We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.

-Unknown


I can't dance to save my life.

But the moment I step in dog poop I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

-Unknown


If someone calls you 'ugly' have a good comeback and say 'Excuse me, I am not a mirror.'

-Unknown


I'm a brilliant brunette with lots of blond moments!

-Unknown


Don't know where your kids are in the house?

Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

-Unknown


I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

-Unknown


It takes real skill to choke on air,

fall up the stairs and trip over completely nothing.

I have that skill...

-Unknown


I'll tell you where they're not...

Safe.

-Mr. Popo DBZ TFS


H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k.

Half

Of my

Energy

Wasted on

Random

Knowledge.

-Unknown


I saw a bird.

It was pretty.

Kick it's ass!

-Guru DBZ TFS


Everything I like is either

illegal,

immoral,

fattening,

expensive,

or impossible.

-Unknown


Of course not!

I'm fucking evil!

-Vegeta


I don't have an attitude problem.

I just have a personality you can't handle.

-unknown


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.

-Albert Einstein


Somewhere between the bottom of the climb and the summit is the answer to the mystery of why we climb.

-Greg Child


It's better to be a wolf for a day than be a sheep all your life.

unknown


I am not a minion of Evil.

I am upper management.

unknown


One day I intend to be a little old person in a nursing home,

that leads the rebellion and puts Vodka in the IV bags!

unknown


Clouds suit my mood just fine.

unknown


A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.

unknown


I always have this fear that one day you are going to discover that I'm not as great as you thought I was.

unknown


I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me;

All day I feel it's feathery turnings,

it's malignity.

-Sylvia Plath


Despair is always darkest before it goes pitch black.

unknown


Without a sense of purpose,

we're setting up to fail.

-Imagine Dragons


Don't break anybody's heart,

they only have one.

Break their bones,

they have 206.


I'm safe with the knowledge I'll

never get put in a nuthouse.

My doctor says I'll be a bad influence on the rest of the patients.

unknown


oh,

my misery is a mystery.

unknown


The weirdest people are the best people.

unknown


Life is not about waiting for storms to pass.

It's about learning to dance in the rain.

unknown


If you're not weird,

don't expect me to understand you.

unknown


There is a moon inside every human.

Learn to be companions with it.

-Rumi


Hope begins in the dark.

-A. L.


I was a wolf and she my moon.

unknown


What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark.

-Henry Ford


The clouds are always improvising,

but the culprit is the wind.

unknown


If I died and went straight to Hell,

it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in nursing school anymore.

unknown


The price of being a sheep is boredom.

The price of being a wolf is loneliness.

Choose one or the other with great care.

unknown


I am a mystery to myself.

-Angelina Grimke


I am in the mood to dissolve in the sky.

unknown


You weren't just a star to me,

you were my whole damn sky.

unknown


Being haunted by your mistakes is a fate far worse than death.

-Leonardo Da Vinci


If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

unknown


Trying to solve the mystery is what I enjoy most about writing.

-Jon Ronson


Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man's desire to understand.

-Neil Armstrong


I consider everything that happened to be precious moments of my life.

The pain,

the suffering,

the fun...

and I am here right now because everyone was there for me!

-Sawada Tsunayoshi


I just want to stop thinking.

unknown


Quoth the raven,

Nevermore.

-Edgar Allen Poe


But you've slipped under my skin,

invaded my blood,

and seized my heart.

-Unknown


Happiness is flying with your own wings.

Not riding on the wings of another.

unknown


Some people feel the rain.

Others just get wet.

unknown


Work like an angel,

dress like a demon,

live like a ghost,

and dream like a human.

-Rebecca Mckinsey


Never take a shortcut in life,

take the long route because you pick up more experiences on the way.

Let the wolves run free!

Unknown


I am no more or less than myself,

I am me!

I want t be myself!

I want to continue existing;

In this world.

My life is worth living.

-Ikari Shinji


We cannot change the truth...

No matter how much we dislike it.

Raven (Teen Titans)


"why did you try to kill yourself?"

"you told me to be happy."

Unknown


Jealousy,

that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.

Havelock Ellis


A lion sleeps in the heart of every brave man.

Turkish Proverb


You trusted me,

so I'll trust you too.

That's what being friends means,

doesn't it?

Okumura Rin (Blue Exorcist)


Look inside yourself,

you are more than what you have become.

Mufasa's Ghost (Lion King)


My life was a mystery even as I lived it.

Melissa Gilbert


The sky is not less blue because the blind man does not see it.

Unknown


During A Test

People look up for inspiration,

down in desperation,

and left and right for information.

Unknown


Reality is a prison

Unknown


You merely adopted darkness.

I was born into it.

Unknown


Revenge?

I'm too lazy.

I'm gonna sit back and watch Karma fuck you up.

Unknown


Not all who wander are lost.

-J.R.R. Tolkien


Whatever doesn't kill you,

simply makes you stranger.

Unknown


Pride is not something you can surrender.

Unknown


I had no fun.

My family was to serious.

Muccia Prada


When comforting a grammar Nazi I always say "There, Their, They're"

-Unknown


It is not the day you have to manage but the moment

It is not the dragon you have to slay but the fear.

It is not the path you have to know but the destination.

The Universe


The sky is not the limit.

-Unknown


Fact;

Sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the ones that really want to.

-Unknown


That is the cycle of life.

How have you live so long,

yet learned nothing from our painful past.

Uchiha Madara


Hey,

when you want to cry,

just cry until the tears are gone.

It's okay to cry.

Yamamoto Takeshi


Do not be angry with the rain;

it simply does not know how to fall upwards.

Vladimir Nabokov


A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

-Unknown


Everyone has a moon and a dark side which he never shows to anyone.

Mark Twain


You can't sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.

-Unknown


If the sky could dream it would dream of dragons.

unknown


Evil being the root of mystery,

pain is the root of knowledge.

Simone Weil


It's rather easy to shine in the light but to glow in the dark...

That's mastery!

unknown


It's one thing to read about dragons...

and another to meet them.

unknown


Nubivagant (adjective);

Wandering in the clouds;

moving through the air.


Yeah,

I'm a pacifist.

I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

unknown


I'm just the same as I was.

Now don't you understand?

I'm never changing who I am.

unknown


We must never give up the fight.

The minute we do that,

we have lost.

Ezio Auditore


I'm crazy, weird, and loud but I'm me.

unknown


There exists purgatory in the netherworld and fields of fire in the corporeal world.

Fire discriminates not against good nor evil as it burns and purifies with ferocious mercy.

All things must die and return to bone.

God has forsaken humanity

The world of the decadent is eternal.

The trumpets must blare and bring the moment of judgement.

Let the cremation begin.

Incinerate.

-Combined chants from Seiken Tsukai no World Break ep. 3 and ep. 4


Decree Wait!

Ender of things,

wolf of ice,

lend me your breath.

Freeze them to silence deeper than death.

Even the affluent perish in this cruel world.

The inescapable deeds of the past life declared by god.

As water runs from high to low, take away all life.

Show me a world standing still as though time itself had frozen.

Show me eternal, ultimate beauty indestructible,

unassailable.

I reject understanding,

I only seek perfection.

How despicable!

Life gathers, undulating,

reeking, displaying the horrors of its procreation.

I will not accept it.

I will not understand it.

I long for a scenery of pure white.

I long for a beautiful world of death.

I long for a world where all creatures are buried and closed off.

I long for everything to stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Cocytus!


Dance,

dance,

spear of lightning god.

dragon of lightning bolts.

Bring forth the blue lighting.

Come thunder,

come rumbling.

None of this world live forever.

Ephemeral sparkles,

embrace pleasure.

Destroy all in the blink of an eye.

Do not regret being late.

It is a one in a thousand years banquet of killing.

Die, die, die, die.

All life must perish.

Deliverance of the soul is simple.

Remove your heavy clothing and share with all the comfort of journeying heaven and earth.

Kill, kill, kill, kill,

Share with all this lightness,

this elegance,

this freedom,

this happiness.

Oh,

death so sweet!

Die, die, die, die, kill, kill, kill.

It is a banquet of killing.

Everything began with water.

Everything will return to water.

Therefore water is both life and death.

The birthing mother and the swallowing snake.

Everything flows.

Not even time itself can escape.

Like a boat at the mercy of a mighty river,

all are swallowed in the end.

Heartless nature of transience.

Yet i will love that heartless and transience deeply.

I have long forgotten my name and fate.

My body will become a snake with it's mouth wide open,

and level everything.

Insatiable,

endless emptiness.

Endless pleasure,

never stagnating.

All things must flow,

back into my center.


It is the dim haze of mystery that adds enchantment to pursuit.

-Antoine Rivarol


The question is,

what color will everything be at that moment when I come for you?

What will the sky be saying?

-The Book Thief


We cannot despair of humanity,

since we ourselves are human beings.

-Albert Einstein


When I do not walk in the clouds I walk as though I were lost.

-Atonia Porchia


Rain showers my spirit and waters my soul.

unknown


Love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.

unknown


Sleeping is my drug,

my bed is my dealer,

and my alarm clock is the police.

unknown


Coffee,

books and rain.

Perfect Day!

unknown


The lion does not turn around when a small dog barks.

-African


The soul that has conceived one wickedness can nurse no good thereafter.

-Sophocles


Despair is a narcotic.

It lulls the mind into indifference.

-Charlie Chaplin


Like a fish out of water,

just a man on the run.

Under starter's order,

long before you hear the gun.

-Raven


Tell me the story of how the sun loved the moon so much,

he died every night to let her breath.

unknown


The cloud never comes from the quarter of the horizon from which we watch for it.

-Elizabeth Gaskell


Men are not supposed to be mysterious.

That's what you say about woman,

but I think men can have a little of it too.

-Hedi Slimane


Family isn't always blood.

It's the people who want you in theirs;

the ones who accept you for who you are;

the ones who'd do anything to see you smile.

Who love you no matter what.

unknown


Hidden in truth lie lies,hidden in lies hides the truth.

-Mukuro Rokudo (KHR)


An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

unknown


Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch.

unknown


Do not fear the night.

Instead,

summon the wolf inside and welcome the darkness like it is home.

-Nikita Gill


Sometime the darkness knows what I feel.

unknown


Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one

unknown


If someone throws a stone at you,

throw a flower at them,

but remember to throw the flower pot with it.

unknown


I'd rather be dark and twisted than light and frilly.

unknown


I will slap you so hard even google won't be able to find you.

unknown


I'm a leader not a follower.

Unless it's in a dark place,

then screw it,

you're going first.

unknown


After Tuesday,

even the calendar goes W T F.

unknown


Fear not the darkness,

but welcome its embrace.

-Ezio Auditore


The sky is that beautiful old parchment which the sun and moon keep their diary.

-Alfred Kreymborg


How do you kill the demon inside you,

without killing yourself?

-Unknown


If death calls you, pray it's the wrong number.

-Ivan Karhoff


S.C.H.O.O.L.

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.


C.L.A.S.S.

Come Late And Start Sleeping


F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit


Sarcasm; the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

-Unknown


When a woman says 'What?' It's not because she didn't hear you.

She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

-Unknown


I love people I can be weird with.

-PowerPlug


I'm a female.

Fe= Iron

Male= Man

Therefore I am Iron man.


Always be yourself,

unless,

you can be Batman.

Then always be Batman

-Unknown


My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.

-Unknown


You are not a coward.

The reason being that you are still standing there,

and haven't given up.

As long as one tries to take even one step towards the light,

the human spirit can never truly be defeated!

Klaus von Reinherz (Kekkai Sensen)


The moon is magic for the soul and light for the senses.

Are you listening?

unknown


The tiger and lion may be more powerful,

but the wolf does not perform in the circus.

unknown


You've got a heart as loud as a lion's.

Sp why let your voice be tamed?

unknown


When I die let the black rag raven fall from the sky.

unknown


Keep calm

and

say

"Ciaossu"


It's all fun and game until the cops get called...

Then it's hide and seek!

unknown


Those who do wrong will eventually face their own karma.

unknown


Monsters don't sleep under your bed.

They sleep inside your head

unknown


I like people who smile when it's raining.

unknown


Maybe I need you the way the moon needs the sea.

unknown


Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid things,

You're Fired!

unknown


Oh,

all of us dream we are flying the skies with our eyes wide open.

unknown


Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

unknown


What is heart?

If I rip open your chest will I see it?

If I crack open your skull will I find it there?

-Ulquiorra


The sun sees your body.

The moon sees your soul.

unknown


As my story came to a close I realized that I was the villain all along.

unknown


Friends are a good thing even if they tread a different path.

-Jushiro Ukitake


You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

-Bob Marley


I've endured the worst time of life alone.

I don't need anyone.

If you're in my life,

it's because I value you and want you there.

unknown


My favorite exercise is a cross between lunge and crunch...

I call it lunch

unknown


The officer said,

"You drinking?"

I said,

"You buying?"

We just laughed and laughed.

I need bail money.


Those with power create order.

Even if that power's twisted and black,

it will become the color of justice if it prevails over everyone else's.

unknown


Dear Bullies,

To all of you who have said you have 10 times more girlfriends than me:

10 x 0 = 0

Sincerely,

The Nerds


No Trespassing.

Violators will be shot.

Survivors will be shot again.

unknown


Those who do not know what love is liken it to beauty.

Those who claim to know what love is liken it to ugliness.

unknown


Nihility is having nothing to lose.

If that is not

'Happiness'

then what is?

-Ulquiorra


Censure acquits the raven,

but pursues the dove.

unknown


See no evil.

Hear no evil.

Speak no evil.


Black is such a happy color.

-Morticia


The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls.

-Edgar Allan Poe


Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

unknown


Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose your shoe at midnight

You're drunk.


Someone's gonna paint you another sky.

John M.


Family isn't always blood.

It's the people who accept in your life who want you in theirs;

the ones who accept you for who you are.

The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what.

unknown


In a world where everyone is over exposed,

the coolest thing you can do is maintain your mystery.

unknown


I speak fluent sarcasm.

unknown


Some people are like slinkies.

Not really good for much,

but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

unknown


The person who lives by hope will die by despair.

-Proverb


I love sarcasm.

It's like pushing people in the face,

but with words.

unknown


The brave men did not kill dragons.

The brave men rode them.

unknown


Do not try to fight a lion when you are not one yourself.

-Proverb


Toxic people are often chameleons and will morph to fit whatever social environment they are surrounded beat the moment.

That explains why they are able to do the discard so easily;

none of their connections are authentic.

-Shannon Thomas


The less you reveal,

the more people can wonder.

unknown


I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

-Padfoot (Sirius Black), Moony (Remus Lupin), Prongs (James Potter), Wormtail (Peter Pettigrew)


One who was drunk on power.

One who died for love.

One who greeted death as an old friend.

-Voldemort (Tom Riddle), Severus Snape, Harry Potter


It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies

but just as much to stand up to our friends.

-Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (Harry Potter)


No one must ever know who I really am .-Superman (Clark Kent),

To protect my city I must wear a mask.–Batman (Bruce Wayne),

No one can ever know my secret.–Spider-man (Peter Parker),

Screw you, I'm Iron Man– Tony Stark (Iron Man)


"Big man in a suit of armor.

Take that away and what are you?"

"A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist."

-Tony Stark, Iron Man and Steve Rogers Captain America


Puny God.

-Bruce Banner, Avengers


The last time I was in New York I kinda broke...

Harlem.

-Bruce Banner, Avengers


That guy's brain is a bag full of cats.

You can smell crazy on him.

-Bruce Banner, Avengers


Cunning,

Ambitious

Determined

Leadership

Slytherin


I'm not clumsy.

It's just the floor hates me,

the tables and chairs are bullies,

and the wall gets in the way.

unknown


To ignore evil is to become accomplice to it.

unknown


Wi-Fi went down for five minutes,

so I had to talk with my family.

They seem like nice people.

unknown


Be strong enough to stand alone,

be yourself enough to stand apart,

but wise enough to stand together when the time comes.

unknown


Nothing is true.

Everything is permitted.

unknown


Be careful fighting someone else's demons-

you may awaken you own.

-Bryant Mcgill


If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped.

unknown


Me?

Crazy?

I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

unknown


Look into my eyes as I take you into the abyss,

and I will show you the dark,

vile,

perverse secrets that are inside of us both.

unknown


That wasn't very nice...

I do believe you killed my hat.

-Urahara Kisuke


The gap between our powers is like night and day.

-6th Division Captain, Byakuya Kuchiki, Bleach


Her heart was right in my hands.

-Ulquiorra


Who does he think he is,

Byakuya?

-Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach, ep169


What's necessary in a fight isn't fear.

Nothing can be born of that when you dodge,

"I won't let them cut me."

If you protect someone,

"I won't let them die."

If you attack,

"I will kill them."

-Urahara Kisuke


Clouds on clouds,

in volumes driven,

curtain round the vault of heaven.

-Thomos Love Peacock


Clouds come floating into my life,

no longer to carry rain or usher storm,

but to add color to my sunset sky.

-Rabindranath Tagore


I'm begging for mercy.

I'm only the monster you made me.

unknown


Chaos,

Right?

-Reborn (KHR)


Bestfriend– the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

unknown


Stand up for what you believe in,

even if it means standing alone.

unknown


Insanity does not run in my family.

Rather,

it strolls through,

taking its time,

getting to know everyone personally.

unknown


There's no mystery to it.

Nothing more complicated than learning lines and putting on a costume.

-Morgan Freeman


I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

unknown


I'm playing dark history.

It's beyond black.

I'm dealing with the dark things of the cosmos.

-Sun Ra


I'm super lazy today!

Which is like normal lazy,

but I'm also wearing a cape...

unknown


You are the sky.

Everything else is just weather.

unknown


Yes Goku!

I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

-Piccolo DBZ TFS


I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

-Super Kami Guru and Nappa


I don't know what a Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.

-Nappa DBZ TFS


When a man learns to love he must bear the risk of hatred.

-Unknown


I'm telling you this because you don't get it.

You think you get it.

Which is not the same as actually getting it.

Get it?

-Unknown


I'm not lazy.

I'm just on my energy saver mode.

-Unknown


It's almost unbearable isn't it...

The pain of being all alone.

I know the feeling.

I've been there,

in that dark and lonely place,

but now there are others,

other people who mean a lot to me.

I care about them more than I do with myself,

and I won't let anyone hurt them.

I will stop you even if I have to kill you!

They saved me from myself,

they rescued me from my loneliness.

They were the first to accept me as I am.

They're my friends.

-Unknown


Lazy Rule;

Can't reach it.

Don't need it.

-Unknown


It is foolish to fear what we've yet to see and know.

-Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)


People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true.

That's how they define 'Reality'.

But what does it mean to be 'Correct' or 'True'?

Merely vague concepts.

Their 'Reality' may all be a mirage.

-Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)


Art will never die even if I'm dead.

Deidara (Naruto)


You cannot truly understand another person's pain unless you experience the same pain.

Pain Nagato (Naruto)


Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace.

Nagato (Naruto)


Peace under an illusion is not true peace.

It is only if the real world manages to accomplish it.

-Gaara (Naruto)


When nothing goes right...

go left.

-unknown


If you say you're cooler than me...

Does that make me hotter than you?

-Unknown


When life gives you lemonade make lemons.

Life will be all like... WHAT?!

-Phil Dunphy


A stage is much like a war-zone.

You must read other's heart as if they were a textbook.

The essence of the heart is the most prominent ingredient of success.

Focus on your show and never forget your poker face.

-Kaito Kid (Detective Conan)


Anger ends in cruelty.

Indian Proverbs


I'm so irritated right now,

anything that would distract me would be fine.

-Hibari Kyoya


Of course women don't work as hard as men.

They get it right the first time.

-Unknown


Disease: Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking.

Thousands affected.

Might be contagious.

Best Defense; slap and run.

Unknown


My curiosity and my common sense are arguing again!

I don't think this is gonna end well.

-Unknown


Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday.

-Unknown


Even if you are hurt

stay right and proud

quietly strong,

be the king,

be the lion.

-Unknown


I can endure my own despair but not another's hope.

William Wash


"I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men.

THEY'RE NOT.

They're running at ME.

-Death

The Book Thief


"I am haunted by humans"

-Death,

The Book Thief


A Thief is not the one who steals,

but the one that is caught

-George Bernard Shaw


When

LIFE

robs you,

Sometimes

you have to

ROB IT BACK

-The Book Thief


I know I'm strange but what are you.

-Unknown


Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

-Dr. Seuss


And I'm walking through darkness.

-Blackalicious


"It simply isn't an adventure worth telling if there aren't any dragons."

-J.R.R. Tolkien


"Death is not the greatest loss in life.

The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live"

-Norman Cousins


Life is a beautiful mystery.

-Unknown


I'm a book you always opened,

but never read.

-The stories so far


Being a person is to complicated.

Time to be a dragon!

-Unknown


Always be yourself.

Unless you can be a dragon.

Then always be a dragon.

-Kiersten Fay


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

-Unknown


The brave men did not kill dragons.

The brave men rode them.

-Unknown


Never laugh at live dragons.

-J.R.R. Tolkien


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

-Unknown


Dance on the edge of mystery.

-Alan C.


Some secrets never leave us alone.

-Secret Justice Ch.34


All science is in recognition of mystery.

-Vladimir Nabokov


A wolf does not concern itself with opinions of sheep.

-Unknown


We've all got both dark and light inside us.

What matters is the part we choose to act on.

That's who we really are.

-Sirius Black (Harry Potter)


If you go one step ahead of me, I'll make you cry. "

-Zero Kiryuu (To a Day Class Girl)


"Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on."

Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code


"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient."

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl


"Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!"

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex


"Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."

Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.

"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically it must be said."

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex


"Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating skills.

In the job interview, they had only been set one task.

A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could.

Only two succeeded.

Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms.

Chips had opted for a more controversial method.

He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut.

Both men were hired on the spot.

They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable lieutenants for in-house work.

They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at."

Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code


"You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.

This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by."

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex


"Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat.

"Jeans."

"What?" croaked Artemis.

"And a T-shirt" ...Artemis took several breaths.

"Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?" A rustling of paper crackled through the phone's speakers.

"Yes, it's so cool. There's a picture of a boy who for some reason has no neck and only three fingers on each hand, and behind him in this sort of graffiti style is the words RANDOMOSITY. I don't know what that means but it sounds really current."

Randomosity thought Artemis, and he felt like weeping.

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex


"Ah, my princess.

Noble steed.

How does the morning find you both?"

Orion/Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex


"Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right."

Holly Short

Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception


"Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"

"Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?"

"No. I was unconscious."

Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex?


"Let's save some time here.

I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs.

In the case of an abduction,

the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost…

You have done so.

Excuse me while I titter.

Crack team?

Honestly.

A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl


"Holly is alive,' thought Foaly

'My princess lives,' exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon"

Eoin Colfer


"Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?"

Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony


"Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.

"Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?"

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"Nobody's death is impending."

..."Well technically everyone's death is impending."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough."

..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.

A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"

Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows.

"Of course. Opal is toying with our emotions for her own gratification. Nothing more. She wishes to place herself in a position of power, emotionally."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was no longer that boy. His parents were restored to him, and he had brothers. And dear friends. Something else Artemis had never anticipated."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"Humanity was heaved back to the paper age in half a second. Life-support systems spat out bolts of energy and died. Precious manuscripts were lost. Banks collapsed as all financial records for the past fifty years were completely wiped out. Planes fell from the sky, the Graum II space station drifted off into space, and defense satellites that were not supposed to exist stopped existing. People took to the streets, shouting into their dead cell phones as if volume could reactivate them. Looting spread across countries like a computer virus while actual computer viruses died with their hosts, and credit cards became mere rectangles of plastic. Parliaments were stormed worldwide as citizens blamed their governments for this series of inexplicable catastrophes. Gouts of fire and foul blurts of actual brimstone emerged from cracks in the earth. These were mostly from ruptured pipes, but people took up a cry of Armageddon. Chaos reigned, and the survivalists eagerly unwrapped the kidskin from their crossbows."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


"You didn't foresee a troll-riding dwarf pushing your plane down the runway. You must be losing your touch, Artemis."

Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian


Yugen n.

A profound awareness of the universe that triggers a deep emotional response.


Eunoia (n.)

Beautiful thinking;

A well mind.


Perspicacious (adj.)

Having keen mental perception and understanding;

Discerning.


Kawaakari (n.)

The gleam of the last light on a river's surface at dusk; the glow of a river in the darkness.


Subfuscous (adj.)

Slightly dark, dusky, or somber.


After a hard day at work, I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child.

I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.

-unknown


Walk, Law.

Unnoticed, quietly, far away, far, far away…

nothing will bind you anymore not the iron borders of the White City nor your shortened lifespan.

Nothing will restrict you anymore.

You are now truly free. "

Corazon's final words to Law


Altostratus, Dense, gray layer cloud, often evenly and opaquely, which lets the sun shine through only a little.


I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams


My indifference shocks the masses.

Ovidae West.


"Maybe he goes to places where single women hang out nightclubs, bars, chess clubs..."

Reed, Criminal Minds.


If Plan A, Plan B, and Plan C don't work then try Plan Z and think backward."


"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." (unknown)


"I lie sometimes."

Hook from Pan


"If I can't do it after working so hard than I just have to quit."

Rood, Black Haze


"I may be the black sheep of the family but some of those white sheep are not as white as they appear"

unknown


"This world, full of evil and violence, is Hell itself. Don't you think?" -Shishio Makoto from rurouni kenshin


"Live your dreams, don't dream your life."


"What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -"

"It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather."

"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!"

"Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though… keep up with my news… check if I'm happy..."

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.

"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


"I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?"

"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry."


"Bad news, Harry.

I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt.

She – er, got a bit shirty with me.

Told me I'd got my priorities wrong.

Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive.

Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off,

as long as you caught the Snitch first."

Oliver Wood

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban


"Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts."


"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."


"If you know me, chances are you hate me."


Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork


If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you.


Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.


Set sail in a general that way direction.


It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?


I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.


Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?


All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.


Education is important, school however, is another matter.


Excuse me...

Have you seen my sanity?

I think I lost it


Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.


I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends


Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.


I ran with scissors, and lived!


I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.


When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.


I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.


I don't obsess!

I think intensely.


Of course I'm talking to myself.

Who else can I trust


One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!


When I am at Hogwarts I will not:

Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling


When I am at Hogwarts I will not:

Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.


I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.


All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies


"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."


"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."


"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"


"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."


"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."


A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public.

Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list.

So, you're telling me that at a funeral,

most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?


I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.


I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!


"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."


"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."


Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.


Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.


Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.


Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?


Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.


Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.


The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!


Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.


I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!


Don't follow me, I'm lost too.


This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.


Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you're bored


Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.


One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.


WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.


I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?


I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.


When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.


It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.


The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.


So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.


When French people swear do they say pardon my English?


Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?


Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?


Life sucks and then you die.


Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?


Why do people say,

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"?

Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

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"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

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