NOW WE'RE INTERVIEWING Allen Walker. Firstly, I'll now say that ME, who is Mr. Feather, will be the person who is interviewing the other person. Okay, enough with the crap, I don't wanna waste time here.

SwiftFeather speaking.

SwiftFeather thinking.

Allen Walker speaking

Allen Walker thinking

( Things from third person's view )

( Allen Walker and Swift Feather are sitting in the room. Yes... a room that looks like Lenalee's room that Komui made for her, but it was full of SwiftFeather's pictures. strange.)

SF: Okkkkaaay, Mr... Runner.

AW: Its... uh, Walker.

Right. Mr Walker. Not Jogger Hopper or anything, right?

Yes.

(At this point, Allen already feels weird.)

Okay, Mr. Crawler, I mean, Walker...

Just call me, uh, Allen, Mr Rock.

Its Feather!

NOW YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS RIGHT?! MR... HARD ROCK?!

Okay! cut the jokes and we're into it Peter!

... Peter...

Firstly, why did you become an Exorcist? Not like I want to know...

Uh, well... I wanted to become and Exorcist c-

OH that's the best answer I've ever heard. Thank you and that concludes our interview.

WHHHHHHHAA?! I haven't ever answered anything! What kind of interview is this?!

Joking. I was not going to ask you that question, James. hahahaha. That question I wanted to ask you was: DO YOU LIKE LENALEE?!

James... WHAWHA?! LENALEE?!

No, of course not. She's just a friend... and I can't get full with only coffee if I married her. I want to marry someone like Jerry.

I didn't know you wanted to marry Jerry.

I said someone LIKE Jerry, I MEAN, NOT ON THE APPEARANCE!! I mean that is you see

Yeah, I get it... don't worry.

Great. YOU STILL DIDN'T GET MY NAME, HOW YOU YOU EVEn GET LOGIC??

( At this point of time, SwiftFeather's mother comes in.)

MOM: SWIFT! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE AND STUDY FOR YOUR EXAMS!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...

-om? Are you SwiftFeather's Mom?

Yes, obviously. Who the hell are you, what are you doing in Swift's room?

Uh... we're conducting an interview. With me.

Really? For your school project?

No. For Fan-service.

I see. That is for you or this old man here?

Old MAN?! -vein pops-

This old man here.

-more vein pops-

Then I'll just get outta here.

(Mom exits.)

Great, she's gone. Hey Derek. Are you okay there?? Hmmm?

I... am fine.

Okay, enough extra stuff. We're going into our interview, Johnny!

I got a feeling this guy's related to Lavi of somesort... am I ending up like Chomesuke? Oh wait? Who the hell is Chomesue? Why does this random name suddenly pop into my head? I must have gone nuts after staying in the same room too long with this nut case Feather guy.

Okay now. Let me ask you, Larry. Tell the fans what you think about Kanda.

( Swift gives a I LOVE YULLEN look. )

(Not wanting to disappoint Yullen fans, Allen coughed and answered.)

He's great.

ONLY GREAT?!

He's... fantastic.

ONLLLLLLY FANTASTIC?!

He's... sexy...

(At this point, Allen coughs and gasped like having an asthma attack.)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ALLEN!! YOU ROCK!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. ALLEN, THIS SENTENCE YOU JUST SAID IS HISTORY!! NO! IT WILL BE A HISTORY THAT WILL RENACT!!

He finally got my name right...

Uh, yes... -cough cough-

Are you okay, Allen?

SOMEBODY GET AN AMBULANCE! ALLEN JUST VOMITED AND FAINTED!!

( Allen lies on the ground with a pile of vomit beside him. And thus, this interview comes to nothing with the stupid worthless reporter Swift feather.)

NEXT TIME:

WE'LL BE INTERVIEWING KANDA YUU!

AND... Xen Dae will be our person who interviews the other person!!

NOTE: Xen Dae was originally a character from MY newest Manga, God-Mode. But both the titles and his name had changed to:

Caducoceus-Kraysten Saroyan

and my Manga had been changed to:

Compass.Heart

Check out my yahoo group Compass.Heart!